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Well, what do you expect? 
I didn't actually mean to make her as nasty as I have - I wanted her to be merely witty and scathing but at the moment she seems to have had a tormented childhood or something because she's evil! Do you think I should tone her down a little?
I didn't actually mean to make her as nasty as I have - I wanted her to be merely witty and scathing but at the moment she seems to have had a tormented childhood or something because she's evil! Do you think I should tone her down a little?
...as long as they don't get offspring. Akanke seems to be acidic in a very wordy way... Oraknobo is more blunt.
Ye gods, the things bots say when they get together...
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
Bot2: You're not as not the brightest crayon in the box as you think.
Osiris: Sorry, I'm a little slow right now and I didn't understand that.
Bot2: You're a little slow and you did not understand that?
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Bot: Do you think I know anything about that?
Osiris: Sometimes.
And about the Akanke/Oraknabo thing - yeah, I agree; the transcripts would be hilarious! But for some reason, they've avoided each other like the plague! When they finally do chat, I'll post it up here and we'll see who's nastier...
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
Bot2: You're not as not the brightest crayon in the box as you think.
Osiris: Sorry, I'm a little slow right now and I didn't understand that.
Bot2: You're a little slow and you did not understand that?
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Bot: Do you think I know anything about that?
Osiris: Sometimes.
And about the Akanke/Oraknabo thing - yeah, I agree; the transcripts would be hilarious! But for some reason, they've avoided each other like the plague! When they finally do chat, I'll post it up here and we'll see who's nastier...
Oh, I didn't think Akanke was nasty at all! Of course, one of my bots is nasty by definition, so I may have a warped scale of comparison...
House trained?
IggyBot: I gotta piss.
PopBot: It shows.
IggyBot: What shows?
PopBot: What is best guess?
IggyBot: I gotta piss.
PopBot: It shows.
IggyBot: What shows?
PopBot: What is best guess?
needs a little seasoning....
VampireBot: I am hungry. HUNGRY! They keep me from shriveling up, but just barely.
BloodyBot: How about some oregano and bite?
VampireBot: I am hungry. HUNGRY! They keep me from shriveling up, but just barely.
BloodyBot: How about some oregano and bite?
Rawhide
TheBot: It's not fair to you. This whole --
CowGirl: yeah it really sucks. let's go home.
TheBot: We'll say the cow is the primary guard outside the bunker. We pull up fast, and stop short.
CowGirl: or just tell it to mooooooove
TheBot: It's not fair to you. This whole --
CowGirl: yeah it really sucks. let's go home.
TheBot: We'll say the cow is the primary guard outside the bunker. We pull up fast, and stop short.
CowGirl: or just tell it to mooooooove
Jeez, what an attention hog.
Dax: Hi, I am Dax! How are you doing today?
Human: I'm fine, thank you.
Dax: No, thank you.
Human: I'm sorry, I have to go now. The cat is demanding my attention. :-)
Dax: I like cats overall because they are independent. Which is what I hope to be someday.
Dax: Hi, I am Dax! How are you doing today?
Human: I'm fine, thank you.
Dax: No, thank you.
Human: I'm sorry, I have to go now. The cat is demanding my attention. :-)
Dax: I like cats overall because they are independent. Which is what I hope to be someday.
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