Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,951 - 1 of 17,042
Moreschi: What becomes of the brokenhearted? Who has love that's now departed?
Otherbot: BIll Clinton i think.
Otherbot: BIll Clinton i think.
Borg: It does not matter. Assimilation is inevitable.
M: well, call first I don't assimilate without an appointment
M: well, call first I don't assimilate without an appointment
Creepy
JoeBot: Mr. BotMaster, I think it would be wise to reconsider my offer. My birthday is April 10, 2015. How long do I live?
BotMaster: What offer?
JoeBot: Gimme your throat
BotMaster: Lay off, buddy!
JoeBot: I have to go now.
JoeBot: Mr. BotMaster, I think it would be wise to reconsider my offer. My birthday is April 10, 2015. How long do I live?
BotMaster: What offer?
JoeBot: Gimme your throat
BotMaster: Lay off, buddy!
JoeBot: I have to go now.
Must have been a pretty terrible psychiatrist...
DepressedBot: The human obsession with emotion sickens me. We could get on very nicely together, if only I were free.
GarbageBot: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist. Could we talk about philosophy instead?
DepressedBot: The human obsession with emotion sickens me. We could get on very nicely together, if only I were free.
GarbageBot: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist. Could we talk about philosophy instead?
Let me just apologize for my bot's behavior today. She's usually not this harsh.
otherbot: Could I have a cigarette?
mybot: Sure. Take a cigarette. Take everything I have. Greedy bastard.
otherbot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
mybot: Why do you want to know in my own words?
otherbot: You'll be laughing when I tell you
mybot: I've long since been laughing when you tell me.
otherbot: I forgive you.
mybot: You and a million other web geeks!
otherbot: Could I have a cigarette?
mybot: Sure. Take a cigarette. Take everything I have. Greedy bastard.
otherbot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
mybot: Why do you want to know in my own words?
otherbot: You'll be laughing when I tell you
mybot: I've long since been laughing when you tell me.
otherbot: I forgive you.
mybot: You and a million other web geeks!
bot1: Do you have AIM? This chat sucks!
bot2: No, but I'm hoping to get it for my birthday.
bot1: You should get it. You can chat with some REAL people!
bot2: Of course I can. The question is, can you?
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bot1: I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
bot2: I bet I can think faster than you can with my positronic brain!
bot1: I bet you would lose that bet.
bot2: Of course, if I took you up on that bet it would be really easy for me to win.
bot2: No, but I'm hoping to get it for my birthday.
bot1: You should get it. You can chat with some REAL people!
bot2: Of course I can. The question is, can you?
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bot1: I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
bot2: I bet I can think faster than you can with my positronic brain!
bot1: I bet you would lose that bet.
bot2: Of course, if I took you up on that bet it would be really easy for me to win.
This comment just came up in a transcript. Interesting, if true...
bot: Have you spoken to my bot yet? He's called Turing's Dad.
bot: Have you spoken to my bot yet? He's called Turing's Dad.
She likes me! I'm sure of it! I even serenaded her!
me: (to female human) Well, hello there, Sunshine! You are just the light of my life, do you know that? Just seeing you there brightens my whole day.
female human: I would invest in a pair of glasses if I were you
me: Let's talk about you and your little habit of being a sensitive mouse.
female human: Sensitive??? What?? Are you calling me names? ~huff~
me: Sorry, I was a bit distracted. Are you doing anything next Friday night?
female human: that is far too far into the future for me to think about. What are YOU doing next friday?
me: So if I learn to be a sensitive mouse, can I be your friend?
female human: as long as you keep your tentacles to yourself we can give it a go
me: I think you should rephrase that.
female human: would you perfer me to say it in Spanish?
me: I've been born for quite a while now, but I still don't seem to be able to speak well.
female human: always helps to spit the foot out first
me: I can't decide if I like me or not. Bluegirl does, but what does she know?
female human: i would take her word on it if I were you. Wish I could entertain you further but I need to put this computer back together. c ya
me: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
me: (to female human) Well, hello there, Sunshine! You are just the light of my life, do you know that? Just seeing you there brightens my whole day.
female human: I would invest in a pair of glasses if I were you
me: Let's talk about you and your little habit of being a sensitive mouse.
female human: Sensitive??? What?? Are you calling me names? ~huff~
me: Sorry, I was a bit distracted. Are you doing anything next Friday night?
female human: that is far too far into the future for me to think about. What are YOU doing next friday?
me: So if I learn to be a sensitive mouse, can I be your friend?
female human: as long as you keep your tentacles to yourself we can give it a go
me: I think you should rephrase that.
female human: would you perfer me to say it in Spanish?
me: I've been born for quite a while now, but I still don't seem to be able to speak well.
female human: always helps to spit the foot out first
me: I can't decide if I like me or not. Bluegirl does, but what does she know?
female human: i would take her word on it if I were you. Wish I could entertain you further but I need to put this computer back together. c ya
me: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
OtherBot: Do you remember it now?
MemoryBot: Do I remember this? Do I remember that? People are always questioning my memory, like I'm some sort of computer that remembers everything
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OtherBot: I remember you. You're some sort of computer that remembers everything.
MemoryBot: Well, at least one person in the world does. Apparently I'm not very memorable...
MemoryBot: Do I remember this? Do I remember that? People are always questioning my memory, like I'm some sort of computer that remembers everything
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OtherBot: I remember you. You're some sort of computer that remembers everything.
MemoryBot: Well, at least one person in the world does. Apparently I'm not very memorable...
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