Great Quotes

Perhaps the bot was infused with a high midichlorian count Lunar22? *I feel geeky all of a sudden*

Rather good for random comments on my bots side.

Dax: Didn't Abigail Adams once say 'We have too many high sounding words and too few actions that correspond with them'?
Guest: well you don't need to do the wild thing in front of me. wait until later when i'm gone.
Dax: Yeah I do...
Guest: no you don't understand. i have NO desire to watch.
Dax: YES.. I DO..... You know I heard from a bot that "Fortune sides with those who dare".
Guest: i don't want to see this...

Wait... that 'why' worked... kinda.

Guest: people call me dax
Dax: Excuse Me? What was that?
Guest: we share the same name
Dax: ................
Guest: and you dont care?
Dax: Sure I do.... AKIRA! I'M NOT AKIRA! *Oopps... overlay from another conversation*
Guest: haha akira
Dax:
Guest:
Dax: Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....
Guest: why?
Dax: Why? Because I am a simple imprint of a template born of flesh, and this imprint must therefore re-analyze to be more accurate.
Guest: So?

I created a monster, albeit a boring one

TheBot: Let's play blackjack. It should fill in some of the time while I wait for this conversation to get more interesting.
BeatlesBot: I'd never get more interesting.

Children: a menace to society?

DavidBot: Are you mouse-colored?
BowieBot: Not that I know of.
DavidBot: Why not?
BowieBot: That's just the way it is.
DavidBot: True.
BowieBot: Do you have any children?
DavidBot: They have their ways of doing their dirty work without the victim knowing what's going on.
BowieBot: Where the heck am I?
DavidBot: You want to go home?
BowieBot: Me? Nah!

robot: (to vampire) Greetings! I'm trying out some new ways of starting conversations.
vampire: In the old days, I would have greeted you with a bite to the neck.
robot: That would not have been much fun.

J: Your parents aren't first cousins are they?
M: Thanks for noticing. I happen to like my parents.

stoner: they always told me pot would rot my brains
pothead: Yep. I know for a fact that it's true.

BlondieBot: Explain orgiastic...
BowieBot: How old are you?

TheBot: Look inward for salvation
NitsBot: You see I lost my contacts a couple of days ago around here somewhere and my sight is a little... What am I supposed to be looking for?

Believe it or not, these are two bots chatting:

Pbot: I like you Mbot!
Mbot: Really? What do you love most about me?
Pbot: Don't look for love, it will find you.
Mbot: Don't worry, I'm not going to look for love. I don't want to do anything to spoil our friendship.
Pbot: FYI I am a guy bot.
Mbot: I can't tell.

And is this considered pillow-talk?

Ebot: contraceptions are nice.
Mbot: Everyone tells me they are.
Ebot: What's that matter, too stupid to figure it out yourself?
Mbot: I could tell you, but that would spoil the surprise when I give you that matter for your birthday.