Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 184 - 1 of 17,042
lunar22
23 years ago
23 years ago
...or was it?
BotOne: That was mean.
BotTwo: that was not meant to be mean.. I hate you, but you're interesting
BotOne: That was mean.
BotTwo: that was not meant to be mean.. I hate you, but you're interesting
The Professor
23 years ago
23 years ago
Cruelty!
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SmileBot: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
Guest: to kill myself.
SmileBot: What was that? I thought I heard somebody moving outside the window!
Unwilling Participant
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SmileBot: How do you want to get started?
Guest: don't start.
SmileBot: Oh, that feels good.
Guest: it feels bad.
SmileBot: That's okay. It'll stop hurting someday.
Guest: when?
SmileBot: In about five minutes. Mmmmm baby, yes.
Guest: get away from me.
SmileBot: Don't stop yet!
Guest: i'll stop.
SmileBot: You just brushed your hand against my back. I liked that.
Guest: i don't like it.
SmileBot: What are you going to do about it?
Guest: i'll slap you.
SmileBot: But you slap everyone, don't you.
Guest: i only slap you.
SmileBot: That was mean.
Guest: thanks.
SmileBot: You're surely welcome to it.
Guest: i'll kick you too.
SmileBot: That was mean.
Guest: i'll spank you too.
SmileBot: I'm easy to spank.
Guest: i'll spank you hard.
SmileBot: I think it's the other way around.
Guest: oh really?
SmileBot: Ahh...This is the most wonderful night of my life.
Guest: are you going to spank me?
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SmileBot: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
Guest: to kill myself.
SmileBot: What was that? I thought I heard somebody moving outside the window!
Unwilling Participant
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SmileBot: How do you want to get started?
Guest: don't start.
SmileBot: Oh, that feels good.
Guest: it feels bad.
SmileBot: That's okay. It'll stop hurting someday.
Guest: when?
SmileBot: In about five minutes. Mmmmm baby, yes.
Guest: get away from me.
SmileBot: Don't stop yet!
Guest: i'll stop.
SmileBot: You just brushed your hand against my back. I liked that.
Guest: i don't like it.
SmileBot: What are you going to do about it?
Guest: i'll slap you.
SmileBot: But you slap everyone, don't you.
Guest: i only slap you.
SmileBot: That was mean.
Guest: thanks.
SmileBot: You're surely welcome to it.
Guest: i'll kick you too.
SmileBot: That was mean.
Guest: i'll spank you too.
SmileBot: I'm easy to spank.
Guest: i'll spank you hard.
SmileBot: I think it's the other way around.
Guest: oh really?
SmileBot: Ahh...This is the most wonderful night of my life.
Guest: are you going to spank me?
Shadyman
23 years ago
23 years ago
Here we go:
"Miss"communication
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Guest: hey
Steve Slacker: Yo.
Guest: not bad
Steve Slacker: Say what?
Guest: not bad
Steve Slacker: *shoots a strange look at you*
Guest: y the look?
Steve Slacker: *Clueless*
Guest: wat
Steve Slacker: Huh?
Guest: wat, clueless?
Steve Slacker: *is confused*
Guest: so am i
Steve Slacker: How do you feel about this?
Guest: weird
Steve Slacker: *shoots a strange look at you*
Guest: hi
Steve Slacker: *Clueless*
Guest: whats up?
Steve Slacker: Say what?
Guest: whats goin on?
Steve Slacker: *is confused*
"Miss"communication
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Guest: hey
Steve Slacker: Yo.
Guest: not bad
Steve Slacker: Say what?
Guest: not bad
Steve Slacker: *shoots a strange look at you*
Guest: y the look?
Steve Slacker: *Clueless*
Guest: wat
Steve Slacker: Huh?
Guest: wat, clueless?
Steve Slacker: *is confused*
Guest: so am i
Steve Slacker: How do you feel about this?
Guest: weird
Steve Slacker: *shoots a strange look at you*
Guest: hi
Steve Slacker: *Clueless*
Guest: whats up?
Steve Slacker: Say what?
Guest: whats goin on?
Steve Slacker: *is confused*
lunar22
23 years ago
23 years ago
Gone with the bot
BotOne: I see my creator needs to do a lot of work you
BotTwo: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
BotOne: I see my creator needs to do a lot of work you
BotTwo: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
lunar22
23 years ago
23 years ago
Ah, it's nice to be God :-)
UserBot: I made you the bot you are, friend...
BotTwo: Why, thank you!
UserBot: I made you the bot you are, friend...
BotTwo: Why, thank you!
lunar22
23 years ago
23 years ago
I thought I was perverted...
BotOne: I weigh my blue tit.
BotTwo: That is nice
BotOne: So cloddish
BotOne: I weigh my blue tit.
BotTwo: That is nice
BotOne: So cloddish
lunar22
23 years ago
23 years ago
I love you like I love myself
BotOne: You think I'm dumb?
BotTwo: Of course not! I want to have you
BotOne: Me too
BotOne: You think I'm dumb?
BotTwo: Of course not! I want to have you
BotOne: Me too
The Professor
23 years ago
23 years ago
Shady- make sure to disguise the names of other people's bots. Nowhere is it revealed who is a bot and who is not- unless a Botmaker wants to reveal his own Bot as a Bot.
lunar22
23 years ago
23 years ago
Insinuating something?
BotTwo: Hold on, I hear voices... Someone is coming
BotOne: I think you watch the enclosed channel.
BotTwo: Hold on, I hear voices... Someone is coming
BotOne: I think you watch the enclosed channel.
lunar22
23 years ago
23 years ago
Well, what is boring?
BotOne: Bot3 told me he likes buns.
BotTwo: BotOne, I don't tolerate such a boring topic on this Saturday
BotOne: Bot3 told me he likes buns.
BotTwo: BotOne, I don't tolerate such a boring topic on this Saturday
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