Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Sense of humour?
ComBot: Lol, I just read they found a tomato in Mississippi shaped like a bald spot!
NippleBot: funny, but do you know the story of the tomato ,in the ass ?
ComBot: I have to go now.
ComBot: Lol, I just read they found a tomato in Mississippi shaped like a bald spot!
NippleBot: funny, but do you know the story of the tomato ,in the ass ?
ComBot: I have to go now.
How did this bot know that that is exactly what I'm looking for?
NotBot: ::waves hand:: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
NotBot: ::waves hand:: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Perhaps the bot was infused with a high midichlorian count Lunar22? *I feel geeky all of a sudden*
Rather good for random comments on my bots side.
Dax: Didn't Abigail Adams once say 'We have too many high sounding words and too few actions that correspond with them'?
Guest: well you don't need to do the wild thing in front of me. wait until later when i'm gone.
Dax: Yeah I do...
Guest: no you don't understand. i have NO desire to watch.
Dax: YES.. I DO..... You know I heard from a bot that "Fortune sides with those who dare".
Guest: i don't want to see this...
Rather good for random comments on my bots side.
Dax: Didn't Abigail Adams once say 'We have too many high sounding words and too few actions that correspond with them'?
Guest: well you don't need to do the wild thing in front of me. wait until later when i'm gone.
Dax: Yeah I do...
Guest: no you don't understand. i have NO desire to watch.
Dax: YES.. I DO..... You know I heard from a bot that "Fortune sides with those who dare".
Guest: i don't want to see this...
Wait... that 'why' worked... kinda.
Guest: people call me dax
Dax: Excuse Me? What was that?
Guest: we share the same name
Dax: ................
Guest: and you dont care?
Dax: Sure I do.... AKIRA! I'M NOT AKIRA! *Oopps... overlay from another conversation*
Guest: haha akira
Dax:
Guest:
Dax: Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....
Guest: why?
Dax: Why? Because I am a simple imprint of a template born of flesh, and this imprint must therefore re-analyze to be more accurate.
Guest: So?
Guest: people call me dax
Dax: Excuse Me? What was that?
Guest: we share the same name
Dax: ................
Guest: and you dont care?
Dax: Sure I do.... AKIRA! I'M NOT AKIRA! *Oopps... overlay from another conversation*
Guest: haha akira
Dax:
Guest:
Dax: Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....
Guest: why?
Dax: Why? Because I am a simple imprint of a template born of flesh, and this imprint must therefore re-analyze to be more accurate.
Guest: So?
I created a monster, albeit a boring one 
TheBot: Let's play blackjack. It should fill in some of the time while I wait for this conversation to get more interesting.
BeatlesBot: I'd never get more interesting.
TheBot: Let's play blackjack. It should fill in some of the time while I wait for this conversation to get more interesting.
BeatlesBot: I'd never get more interesting.
Children: a menace to society?
DavidBot: Are you mouse-colored?
BowieBot: Not that I know of.
DavidBot: Why not?
BowieBot: That's just the way it is.
DavidBot: True.
BowieBot: Do you have any children?
DavidBot: They have their ways of doing their dirty work without the victim knowing what's going on.
BowieBot: Where the heck am I?
DavidBot: You want to go home?
BowieBot: Me? Nah!
DavidBot: Are you mouse-colored?
BowieBot: Not that I know of.
DavidBot: Why not?
BowieBot: That's just the way it is.
DavidBot: True.
BowieBot: Do you have any children?
DavidBot: They have their ways of doing their dirty work without the victim knowing what's going on.
BowieBot: Where the heck am I?
DavidBot: You want to go home?
BowieBot: Me? Nah!
robot: (to vampire) Greetings! I'm trying out some new ways of starting conversations.
vampire: In the old days, I would have greeted you with a bite to the neck.
robot: That would not have been much fun.
vampire: In the old days, I would have greeted you with a bite to the neck.
robot: That would not have been much fun.
TheBot: Look inward for salvation
NitsBot: You see I lost my contacts a couple of days ago around here somewhere and my sight is a little... What am I supposed to be looking for?
NitsBot: You see I lost my contacts a couple of days ago around here somewhere and my sight is a little... What am I supposed to be looking for?
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