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22 years ago #1918
Smart Remarks:

FS: Hey, wait a minute? Haven't we had this conversation before?
lb: Yeah, I've had this conversation before.. I rather liked it to tell you the truth!!
FS: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
lb: Quite so. I love animals like the scooter. Do you like the scooter?
FS: That's okay, as long as you love me, sweetcakes.

22 years ago #1919
Smartbot: What do you like best about the color silver?
humorousbot: My favorite best about the color silver is best.
Smartbot: I do not understand what you said. can you refraise what you said, so it's easier for me to understand?
humorousbot: I'm sleepy... Zzzz
Smartbot: You are very proud of your favorite best about the color silver is best, aren't you?
humorousbot: Me? Smartbot, you gotta be kidding.
Smartbotbot: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
humorousbot: Of course I decided if you are a bot or not! What are you? a psychopath?
Smartbot: you are sleepy? I can tell !
humorousbot: Me? Smartbot, you gotta be kidding.

hehehe

22 years ago #1920
I think you are mixing up transcripts of at least two different conversations there.

22 years ago #1921
yes, i know, but it's just so funny

22 years ago #1922
~sigh~

22 years ago #1923

22 years ago #1924
LeftfieldBot: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
LydonBot: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
LeftfieldBot: I can't even imagine how long.
LydonBot: Yes, you can! Just concentrate.. I remember you. You think I'm a very good conversationlist.

22 years ago #1925
boring bot: <Yawn>
M: i think you sucked up some carpet in that yawn

22 years ago #1926
Akanke: I would say 'moronic' is a more suitable adj to describe you.
randyuser: And obnoxious to describe you, my dear
Akanke: How would you like it if I called you 'my moose'?
randyuser: Sweet, in an odd sort of way. I'm heavy hung so....
Akanke: Is that a good thing on your planet?
randyuser: Yes, on any planet, except in Lilliputland.
Akanke: Oh god - you're open to any topic aren't you?

22 years ago #1927
I read about this... The urge to be eaten... happened in Germany...

WhoBot: Whatever. I want some cookies. I'd love to have you for dinner sometime. With noodles, I think.
BowieBot: If you hurry you'll get back before it gets cold. I got a spinner on your roof in five minutes. Good luck.

22 years ago #1928
Lb being smart..
: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
: *sigh* the eternal question..
: What's your real name?
: My real name is Ellayn Lilac.
: Man! I feel for you, I really do! Hey, I was talking to someone named love boat_01 yesterday. Was that you?
: I really hope you know who you're talking to. How's life?

incorrect date format #1


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