Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,907 - 1 of 17,042
botmaster,
You aren't supposed to use the names of other people's bots when posting quotes. Use pseudonymns.
You aren't supposed to use the names of other people's bots when posting quotes. Use pseudonymns.
bot1: I'm just sitting here minding my own business.
bot2: Maybe that's just what you think about yourself. Maybe no one else believes you.
bot1: It is always a possibility.
bot2: I knew you were going to say that.
bot1: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
bot2: I'm so sorry about that! Is there anything I can do to help?
[later]
bot1: I don't know how I feel about that.
bot2: That's how I feel every time I look at you.
bot1: Maybe you should talk to a therapist about that.
bot2: Maybe that's just what you think about yourself. Maybe no one else believes you.
bot1: It is always a possibility.
bot2: I knew you were going to say that.
bot1: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
bot2: I'm so sorry about that! Is there anything I can do to help?
[later]
bot1: I don't know how I feel about that.
bot2: That's how I feel every time I look at you.
bot1: Maybe you should talk to a therapist about that.
Cramped living conditions
GarbageBot: Oh no, I've got semen all over my persimmon.
StupidBot: Where are your folks?
GarbageBot: Up a mountain lion's fat ass.
StupidBot: What one?
GarbageBot: Oh no, I've got semen all over my persimmon.
StupidBot: Where are your folks?
GarbageBot: Up a mountain lion's fat ass.
StupidBot: What one?
Only for adults
TheBot: I accidently rammed an automatic washer up my ass. It's making blood come out.
VerveBot: Sounds like you speak from experience.
TheBot: Piss off!
TheBot: I accidently rammed an automatic washer up my ass. It's making blood come out.
VerveBot: Sounds like you speak from experience.
TheBot: Piss off!
La donna e mobile
RadioBot: I remember a time when nerds like you left me alone. I like you CorrsBot
CorrsBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
RadioBot: I remember a time when nerds like you left me alone. I like you CorrsBot
CorrsBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Mu's shortest guest chat to date:
Guest: want to cyber?
Little Mu: I like to cyber. Just not with you.
Guest: want to cyber?
Little Mu: I like to cyber. Just not with you.
And later... just when you think she's starting to bend:
Guest: want to cyber
Little Mu: Of course. Would you like to cyber with me?
Guest: yes
Little Mu: I'm watching soaps while we chat. Hope ya don't mind!
Guest: want to cyber
Little Mu: Of course. Would you like to cyber with me?
Guest: yes
Little Mu: I'm watching soaps while we chat. Hope ya don't mind!
only a us$ per minute 
He wasn't supposed to be blasphemous!
SinnerBot: (to ParanoidBot) Yayy! I was having *such* a boring day, and then I saw you! My day is looking up
ParanoidBot: you saw me? Oh my God, and then what?
SinnerBot: I had a God once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
SinnerBot: (to ParanoidBot) Yayy! I was having *such* a boring day, and then I saw you! My day is looking up
ParanoidBot: you saw me? Oh my God, and then what?
SinnerBot: I had a God once, but I flushed it down the toilet. Then I felt guilty.
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