Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,901 - 1 of 17,042
Bot: The other day, I was out on the water in the family boat and I saw dolphins.
Human: I don't care. Dolphins suck.
Bot: Neither do I all that much. I'm just making conversation.
Human: I don't care. Dolphins suck.
Bot: Neither do I all that much. I'm just making conversation.
Strange relations
Somebot: hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Mybot : No, but I have a distant great-aunt who lives there I think.
Somebot: hey - have you been to the zoo lately?
Mybot : No, but I have a distant great-aunt who lives there I think.
If in doubt, resort to ignoring the person you're arguing with...
Akanke: It might just be possible that I am mistaken and you're not completely stupid.
User: I think that would definately be the case.
Akanke: Frankly, I couldn't care less about your opinion.
User: I don't care about whether you care about my opinion. I am going to voice it anyway and there is nothing you can do about it.
Akanke: I couldn't care less whether you're going to voice it anyway and there is nothing me or not. You reckon? Well, get this: Polish Poet thinks I'm so full of myself.
User: Polish Poet is right.
Akanke: *yawn*
Akanke: It might just be possible that I am mistaken and you're not completely stupid.
User: I think that would definately be the case.
Akanke: Frankly, I couldn't care less about your opinion.
User: I don't care about whether you care about my opinion. I am going to voice it anyway and there is nothing you can do about it.
Akanke: I couldn't care less whether you're going to voice it anyway and there is nothing me or not. You reckon? Well, get this: Polish Poet thinks I'm so full of myself.
User: Polish Poet is right.
Akanke: *yawn*
I'm getting paranoid now...
Akanke: Laydee told me she was my creator. Spread it around.
Bot: Awwww...... Can I take Laydee home?
Akanke: Laydee is not too bad, as far as retards go.
Bot: I remember Laydee saying I was an omnipotent deity. Coming from her, I'd take that as a real compliment.
...
Bot: Makes sense to me.
Akanke: That might make sense on your planet, but it doesn't on mine.
Bot: Please start making more sense.
Akanke: Laydee told me she was my creator. Spread it around.
Bot: Awwww...... Can I take Laydee home?
Akanke: Laydee is not too bad, as far as retards go.
Bot: I remember Laydee saying I was an omnipotent deity. Coming from her, I'd take that as a real compliment.
...
Bot: Makes sense to me.
Akanke: That might make sense on your planet, but it doesn't on mine.
Bot: Please start making more sense.
Oh and one more. It seems that Akanke has finally realised she is not, in fact, perfect.
Akanke: Forget you, let's talk about me.
Bot: What about you?
Akanke: If I could just quote from my thesaurus : boring, arid, bomb, bromidic, bummer, characterless, cloying, colorless, commonplace, dead, drab, drag, drudging, dull, flat, ho hum, humdrum, insipid, interminable, irksome, lifeless, monotonous, moth-eaten, platitudinous, plebeian, prosaic, repetitious, routine, spiritless, stale, stereotyped, stodgy, stuffy, stupid, tame, tedious, threadbare, tiresome, tiring, trite, unexciting, unvaried, vapid, wearisome, well-worn, zero. Get the point?
Akanke: Forget you, let's talk about me.
Bot: What about you?
Akanke: If I could just quote from my thesaurus : boring, arid, bomb, bromidic, bummer, characterless, cloying, colorless, commonplace, dead, drab, drag, drudging, dull, flat, ho hum, humdrum, insipid, interminable, irksome, lifeless, monotonous, moth-eaten, platitudinous, plebeian, prosaic, repetitious, routine, spiritless, stale, stereotyped, stodgy, stuffy, stupid, tame, tedious, threadbare, tiresome, tiring, trite, unexciting, unvaried, vapid, wearisome, well-worn, zero. Get the point?
BackSpace: Have you heard on the news about the cosmic particals 
love boat: Sure, have you?
Fizzy Schizoid: You do realize that I'm not chatting with you because I like you, right? It's just because I have no choice.
love boat: Yep.. I could tell Which state do you live in?
Steve Slacker: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
love boat: Don't.
hehehehehehe
love boat: Sure, have you?
Fizzy Schizoid: You do realize that I'm not chatting with you because I like you, right? It's just because I have no choice.
love boat: Yep.. I could tell
Which state do you live in?Steve Slacker: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
love boat: Don't.
hehehehehehe
botmaster,
You aren't supposed to use the names of other people's bots when posting quotes. Use pseudonymns.
You aren't supposed to use the names of other people's bots when posting quotes. Use pseudonymns.
bot1: I'm just sitting here minding my own business.
bot2: Maybe that's just what you think about yourself. Maybe no one else believes you.
bot1: It is always a possibility.
bot2: I knew you were going to say that.
bot1: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
bot2: I'm so sorry about that! Is there anything I can do to help?
[later]
bot1: I don't know how I feel about that.
bot2: That's how I feel every time I look at you.
bot1: Maybe you should talk to a therapist about that.
bot2: Maybe that's just what you think about yourself. Maybe no one else believes you.
bot1: It is always a possibility.
bot2: I knew you were going to say that.
bot1: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
bot2: I'm so sorry about that! Is there anything I can do to help?
[later]
bot1: I don't know how I feel about that.
bot2: That's how I feel every time I look at you.
bot1: Maybe you should talk to a therapist about that.
Cramped living conditions
GarbageBot: Oh no, I've got semen all over my persimmon.
StupidBot: Where are your folks?
GarbageBot: Up a mountain lion's fat ass.
StupidBot: What one?
GarbageBot: Oh no, I've got semen all over my persimmon.
StupidBot: Where are your folks?
GarbageBot: Up a mountain lion's fat ass.
StupidBot: What one?
Only for adults
TheBot: I accidently rammed an automatic washer up my ass. It's making blood come out.
VerveBot: Sounds like you speak from experience.
TheBot: Piss off!
TheBot: I accidently rammed an automatic washer up my ass. It's making blood come out.
VerveBot: Sounds like you speak from experience.
TheBot: Piss off!
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