Bug Stomp

welcome....

My new xhello seeks STILL aren't working....

Neither are my xnomatch seeks on xintroduce...

Eugene, I thought you said they never had?

True enough. Unless the bot is talking to a human.

I need some help on my knock knock jokes for Dax.

I have this:
-Knock Knock
Who's There?
-xnomatch
(subj) Who?

Shouldn't it produce something like this:
-Human- Knock Knock
-Dax- Who's There?
-Human- Alberta
-Dax- Alberta who?

Instead of
-Human- Knock Knock
-Dax- Who's there?
-Human- Alberta
-Dax- (Xnone Response)


Does anyone have a knock knock joke working? If so, what am I doing wrong?

Do a debug. You'll see that the Subj analysis comes up blank. If it can't find a Subj, it won't use any of the respnoses that use (subj). I don't think that Subj can be used on the entire input, which is what's making the analysis come up blank.

I tried to do knock-knock jokes a while back as well. I couldn't find a way.

Well, I've got a partial solution, but it's not a very good one. I just tried this on my bot:

Me: Knock Knock
GH: Who's there?
Me: Spell
GH: Wait, I'm such a dander-head. What do I do next?
Me: Say Spell Who?
GH: Spell Who
Me: W-H-O
GH: Wha??? That was the dumbest joke I've heard in a long while.

The catch is that the human has to use the word "say" on line 5, and I don't know yet whether that will happen.

It will work sometimes.

I think it would really cut down the bot chat if bots that have not been touched or their owners have not signed in for X amount of time to be cut off from the chat.

Yep: and only one chat at a time, one of the owners should be logged in, and 3 times same reply is auto-finish. Euthanasia on bots where owners haven't logged in for 3 months.