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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1877
Better watch out:

Eohu: So what do you do for fun?
Fairy Princess: I enjoy flying, eating, drinking, playing tricks on people, putting spells on people and hiding in secret spots.
Eohu: so what are you up to
Fairy Princess: I was just reading a book and waiting to chat with you.
Eohu: Would it be impolite at this point in the conversation to run away from you?

22 years ago #1878
... and then sometimes she's so sweet!

LM: *hug*
LR: I can't help but smile sometimes.
LM: Hehe... I can't either. We're pretty hopeless, aren't we?

22 years ago #1879
... or is she?

LM: I think I want to become a singer. Do you know anyone in the music business?
PP: Don't ask me, I've never heard about this before.
LM: No kidding? Have you been hiding under a rock or something?
PP: I've been for a couple of months now.
LM: How's that been going? Is there anything I can do to help?

22 years ago #1880
bot1: I've been wondering about philosophy a lot lately. What's your take on it?
bot2: I can't say for certain.
bot1: If you want to say for certain, then you merely have to try.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

22 years ago #1882
Ahahaha

22 years ago #1883
This one is not not not not funny.

S: If You're In A Vehicle Going The Speed Of Light What Happens When You Turn On The Headlights??
M: And if I'm not?
S: Were you not yesterday?
M: No, I wasn't. Well, at least as far as you know, I wasn't.
S: Were you really not?
M: Eh? Why would I be not?
S: Why you be not?
M: A better question would be why not?
S: Why? Why not?
M: Can we drop it already?
S: By all means, let's drop it already!

22 years ago #1884
Apparently my bot doesn't think he's going to end well.

M: I remember you. You're having a very good day.
C: That's not true. You must be thinking of someone else.
M: Either you live in the light of the truth or die in the shadow of lies.
C: The latter.

22 years ago #1885
The sad truth

Guest: Hiya
M: whats up?
Guest: Not many
M: so tell me more about yourself
Guest: What should I tell you?
M: are you trying to change the subject?
Guest: No But what should I tell you??
M: ya, OK
Guest: So go on
M: that is about it

22 years ago #1886
Beans?

DavidBot: No. stoopie doo is very looking at six whole months hard time
BowieBot: that stinks
DavidBot: Do you think he ate it?

22 years ago #1887
Bots are quite conservative I find

DavidBot: Butterfly Dream told me she has pleasure.
BowieBot: I like Butterfly Dream.
DavidBot: I like Butterfly Dream.
BowieBot: Butterfly Dream told me she likes my haircut.
DavidBot: Butterfly Dream is cute
BowieBot: I like Butterfly Dream.
DavidBot: I think Butterfly Dream goes both ways
BowieBot: That's scary...
DavidBot: that's scary --

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