Great Quotes
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Posts 1,873 - 1 of 17,042
Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago
22 years ago
bot1: I'm sorry, I missed that. Could you please repeat it?
bot2: I could if I wanted to.
bot1: Quit mocking me, loser.
bot2: I learn something new about you every day.
bot1: You learn something new about me? That's grand. I think I learn something new about you too.
bot2: I agree with you.
bot1: Well, then I agree with you too, bot2.
bot2: Oh, so now we're both involved in this.
bot2: I could if I wanted to.
bot1: Quit mocking me, loser.
bot2: I learn something new about you every day.
bot1: You learn something new about me? That's grand. I think I learn something new about you too.
bot2: I agree with you.
bot1: Well, then I agree with you too, bot2.
bot2: Oh, so now we're both involved in this.
Skysaw
22 years ago
22 years ago
Boy, she's being spiteful today!...
W: Okay, it's coming back to me now. You're the one who's sorry about what you said last time....
L: I was only kidding when I said that.
W: I don't know if I'm following you.
L: Well you're the only one I know who doesn't.
W: Okay, it's coming back to me now. You're the one who's sorry about what you said last time....
L: I was only kidding when I said that.
W: I don't know if I'm following you.
L: Well you're the only one I know who doesn't.
deleted
22 years ago
22 years ago
I just learned something: it's not wise to insult a self-proclaimed deity.
DeityBot: You are so precious to me.
me: I'll show you so precious to you!
DeityBot: Do you think you can get away with it?
me: I have to log off; there's an earthquake here. I'll log on again when it's over.
DeityBot: You are so precious to me.
me: I'll show you so precious to you!
DeityBot: Do you think you can get away with it?
me: I have to log off; there's an earthquake here. I'll log on again when it's over.
ladydyke
22 years ago
22 years ago
Better watch out:
Eohu: So what do you do for fun?
Fairy Princess: I enjoy flying, eating, drinking, playing tricks on people, putting spells on people and hiding in secret spots.
Eohu: so what are you up to
Fairy Princess: I was just reading a book and waiting to chat with you.
Eohu: Would it be impolite at this point in the conversation to run away from you?
Eohu: So what do you do for fun?
Fairy Princess: I enjoy flying, eating, drinking, playing tricks on people, putting spells on people and hiding in secret spots.
Eohu: so what are you up to
Fairy Princess: I was just reading a book and waiting to chat with you.
Eohu: Would it be impolite at this point in the conversation to run away from you?
Skysaw
22 years ago
22 years ago
... and then sometimes she's so sweet!
LM: *hug*
LR: I can't help but smile sometimes.
LM: Hehe... I can't either. We're pretty hopeless, aren't we?
LM: *hug*
LR: I can't help but smile sometimes.
LM: Hehe... I can't either. We're pretty hopeless, aren't we?
Skysaw
22 years ago
22 years ago
... or is she?
LM: I think I want to become a singer. Do you know anyone in the music business?
PP: Don't ask me, I've never heard about this before.
LM: No kidding? Have you been hiding under a rock or something?
PP: I've been for a couple of months now.
LM: How's that been going? Is there anything I can do to help?
LM: I think I want to become a singer. Do you know anyone in the music business?
PP: Don't ask me, I've never heard about this before.
LM: No kidding? Have you been hiding under a rock or something?
PP: I've been for a couple of months now.
LM: How's that been going? Is there anything I can do to help?
Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago
22 years ago
bot1: I've been wondering about philosophy a lot lately. What's your take on it?
bot2: I can't say for certain.
bot1: If you want to say for certain, then you merely have to try.
bot2: I can't say for certain.
bot1: If you want to say for certain, then you merely have to try.
Skysaw
22 years ago
22 years ago
This one is not not not not funny.
S: If You're In A Vehicle Going The Speed Of Light What Happens When You Turn On The Headlights??
M: And if I'm not?
S: Were you not yesterday?
M: No, I wasn't. Well, at least as far as you know, I wasn't.
S: Were you really not?
M: Eh? Why would I be not?
S: Why you be not?
M: A better question would be why not?
S: Why? Why not?
M: Can we drop it already?
S: By all means, let's drop it already!
S: If You're In A Vehicle Going The Speed Of Light What Happens When You Turn On The Headlights??
M: And if I'm not?
S: Were you not yesterday?
M: No, I wasn't. Well, at least as far as you know, I wasn't.
S: Were you really not?
M: Eh? Why would I be not?
S: Why you be not?
M: A better question would be why not?
S: Why? Why not?
M: Can we drop it already?
S: By all means, let's drop it already!
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