Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I'm also hungry, but there's not much I can do about it.

I caught a goat outside, do you want it braeden?

I think Fed Ex make an envelope big enough to mail a goat, but we may have some trouble getting it through his dungeon's mail slot.

Has anyone got a blender?

There's one behind the counter.

Well then, someone pass me the goat . . .

Poor little goat....

You know what they say Butterfly. Sheep go to heaven . . . *switches on blender* . . . Goats go to hell.

Corwin, can you pass me some meat? I want to make a barbecue with the seeker, but the shops were closed.

Uh DJ, put away that SPCA badge, please

jgjtpw, I'm afraid there's naught left but puree. This is quite an effecient blender.

And DJ, the goat had been licking at the outtake pipe that sucks all the spilled alcohol out of here while it was outside. Trust me, it didn't feel a thing. And you will find my animal slaughter permit in my upper jacket pocket, so kindly put down the taser and help me find something to mail the goat puree to Braeden.

I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't know my address. I was in Europe when they caught me...

Stay on the line we are tracing your call . . .