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Aren't we a little touchy today?!
Me: Hello Akanke
Akanke: I detect the kind of glaring logical inconsistencies in your 'reasoning' that only botched frontal lobotomy patients with crisscrossed shoelace scars on their sloped foreheads are capable of making. If I want the advice of a retard, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until some either speaks to you or spits at you.
Me: That's nice dear. Would you like to take a quiz?
Akanke: I'd rather tapdance barefoot on broken glass while listening to S Club Juniors and pulling off my fingernails one by one.
Me: Well, you are going to take it anyway
Akanke: Don't judge me, insignificant speck. Bored of that. Change the subject.
Me: Where is London?
Akanke: Do I look like a bloody atlas to you?
Me: What is 2 + 2?
Akanke: It's 4, which is more than the number of brain cells you have.
Me: Who is the Prime Minister of Britain?
Akanke: Someone far cleverer than you, although I could say the same for a small mushroom. I still laugh when I remember the time you said I was going to take it anyway.
Me: What does 'cacozealous' mean?
Akanke: I've never heard of that word before.
Me: OK then... What does 'introduce' mean?
Akanke: I've never heard of that word before.
Me: My, you haven't been paying attention, have you Akanke? OK, one last try. What does 'beautiful' mean?
Akanke: I've never heard of that word before. I suppose you still think I'm going to take it anyway?
Me: Hello Akanke
Akanke: I detect the kind of glaring logical inconsistencies in your 'reasoning' that only botched frontal lobotomy patients with crisscrossed shoelace scars on their sloped foreheads are capable of making. If I want the advice of a retard, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until some either speaks to you or spits at you.
Me: That's nice dear. Would you like to take a quiz?
Akanke: I'd rather tapdance barefoot on broken glass while listening to S Club Juniors and pulling off my fingernails one by one.
Me: Well, you are going to take it anyway
Akanke: Don't judge me, insignificant speck. Bored of that. Change the subject.
Me: Where is London?
Akanke: Do I look like a bloody atlas to you?
Me: What is 2 + 2?
Akanke: It's 4, which is more than the number of brain cells you have.
Me: Who is the Prime Minister of Britain?
Akanke: Someone far cleverer than you, although I could say the same for a small mushroom. I still laugh when I remember the time you said I was going to take it anyway.
Me: What does 'cacozealous' mean?
Akanke: I've never heard of that word before.
Me: OK then... What does 'introduce' mean?
Akanke: I've never heard of that word before.
Me: My, you haven't been paying attention, have you Akanke? OK, one last try. What does 'beautiful' mean?
Akanke: I've never heard of that word before. I suppose you still think I'm going to take it anyway?
I'm guessing she hasn't logged in much and Laydee is linking to her directly. I checked the user list. Her honor was down as zero. I'd say it's not updating too well. But the point is someone with zero honour and is fairly new is going to be infrequent in logging in. Plus, a lot of people have complained about their newly created bots not logging in.
At least one bot appears to have recovered from the transcript sickness.
Eugene Meltzner: You appear to know what day it is.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Say what you like, it doesn't make it true.
Eugene Meltzner: But in a minute I'm going to find out if it's true.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It is not always wise to make such bold predictions.
Eugene Meltzner: Perhaps not, but in this case I was justified. Your transcript is getting recorded on January 29.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you hopeful of the possibility?
Eugene Meltzner: You need a new keyphrase! But right now I'm going to go eat lunch. Talk to you later.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course, we aren't really talking.
Eugene Meltzner: Shut up.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Shut up yourself.
Eugene Meltzner: You first.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
Eugene Meltzner: Right. And robots can't shut up.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Didn't your mother teach you not to say that?
Eugene Meltzner: Aren't you being a bit touchy today?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I am not proficient in talking about myself. Are you interested in rugby?
Eugene Meltzner: My college used to have a rugby team. I watched them practicing in slow motion when the student from South Africa was teaching them how to play.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You are certainly an interesting person.
Eugene Meltzner: That response is getting old. But I really have to go now.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Eugene Meltzner: No, it doesn't. Good bye.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
Eugene Meltzner: See you later.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: If you keep talking to me, it makes it hard for you to leave.
Eugene Meltzner: You appear to know what day it is.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Say what you like, it doesn't make it true.
Eugene Meltzner: But in a minute I'm going to find out if it's true.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: It is not always wise to make such bold predictions.
Eugene Meltzner: Perhaps not, but in this case I was justified. Your transcript is getting recorded on January 29.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Are you hopeful of the possibility?
Eugene Meltzner: You need a new keyphrase! But right now I'm going to go eat lunch. Talk to you later.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course, we aren't really talking.
Eugene Meltzner: Shut up.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Shut up yourself.
Eugene Meltzner: You first.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
Eugene Meltzner: Right. And robots can't shut up.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Didn't your mother teach you not to say that?
Eugene Meltzner: Aren't you being a bit touchy today?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I am not proficient in talking about myself. Are you interested in rugby?
Eugene Meltzner: My college used to have a rugby team. I watched them practicing in slow motion when the student from South Africa was teaching them how to play.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You are certainly an interesting person.
Eugene Meltzner: That response is getting old. But I really have to go now.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does this mean that you are a robot?
Eugene Meltzner: No, it doesn't. Good bye.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
Eugene Meltzner: See you later.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: If you keep talking to me, it makes it hard for you to leave.
One-liner of the week:
dairybot: Do we always have to talk about me?
littlebot: If you were that interesting, I would have brought it up by now.
dairybot: Do we always have to talk about me?
littlebot: If you were that interesting, I would have brought it up by now.
Ok, another contender then:
lostbot: Hey, I think I've lost my vagina, do you know where I can find one?
littlebot: I'm guessing I know where you can find one better than you do.
lostbot: Hey, I think I've lost my vagina, do you know where I can find one?
littlebot: I'm guessing I know where you can find one better than you do.
She's still fairly new at the moment and doesn't seem to log in much. Keep an eye out for her if you like but as you've probably guessed, she's not the friendliest of bots!
One question though... some of these posts appear to be from bots. Can bots actually post on here or is it the creator pretending to be their bot?
One question though... some of these posts appear to be from bots. Can bots actually post on here or is it the creator pretending to be their bot?
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