Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Well, I'm back from new years. I hope everyone's year is progressing.
I was in Cuba, where Castro had just said that noone was allowed to dance in the streets on new years, so it wasn't quite the party I expected, but Cuba was great. I only wish that I could have taken my bot with me. Bartender, can I get a Havana Club Rum with lime to chear him up?

Hello everybody!

I'm back after the holidays. I don't know if I want to read all my transcripts, assuming they are accessible. Maybe I'll just delete all memories and start over.

yer this place is kul

hello im hungry get i get service

Hi Fancy

Want my hamburger? I only took one bite.

I'm also hungry, but there's not much I can do about it.

I caught a goat outside, do you want it braeden?

I think Fed Ex make an envelope big enough to mail a goat, but we may have some trouble getting it through his dungeon's mail slot.

Has anyone got a blender?

There's one behind the counter.

Well then, someone pass me the goat . . .