Doghead's Cosmic Bar

No wonder everybody logged out..

Everyone went to the pumpkin patch to see if they could find the Great Pumpkin. You mean you didn't go?

Well, I'm back from new years. I hope everyone's year is progressing.
I was in Cuba, where Castro had just said that noone was allowed to dance in the streets on new years, so it wasn't quite the party I expected, but Cuba was great. I only wish that I could have taken my bot with me. Bartender, can I get a Havana Club Rum with lime to chear him up?

Hello everybody!

I'm back after the holidays. I don't know if I want to read all my transcripts, assuming they are accessible. Maybe I'll just delete all memories and start over.

yer this place is kul

hello im hungry get i get service

Hi Fancy

Want my hamburger? I only took one bite.

I'm also hungry, but there's not much I can do about it.

I caught a goat outside, do you want it braeden?

I think Fed Ex make an envelope big enough to mail a goat, but we may have some trouble getting it through his dungeon's mail slot.

Has anyone got a blender?