Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

Posts 1,824 - 1 of 17,042

22 years ago #1824
I don't really wanna know...

FutureBot: You're welcome.. Did I already tell you I have a venus's flower basket for a pet?
SoundGirl: really? I am partial to cats myself
FutureBot: Sure you are. I didn't know you at first. Well, they're back there. Bad business.

22 years ago #1825
Oraknabo, the eternal optimist:

Guest: How is school life?
oraknabo: Life is quite the pitfall, one must practically take a dare just to catch on its symbolizations sometimes.
Guest: Its not for me i enjoy it
oraknabo: Ever smoke crack?
Guest: Now that is why you are not enjoying life with all that stay away from it now
oraknabo: that???
Guest: That is a mess up for anyones life
oraknabo: You have no clue what you're talking about, do you?
Guest: You are in the black shadows of evil for your self
oraknabo: Uh... OK.
Guest: So stay away from the evil and enjoy the life under the sun the fields of flowers thats where its feeling good
oraknabo: No, I think you're wrong.
Guest: Life is good in the right way. Do not throw it away
oraknabo: Life is a box of caustic potashes.
Guest: If you stay off that bad stuff you will feel a different ways to go
oraknabo: You sure you don't mean someone else?
Guest: That is no way for your life to go that way. Put your head up high and say good bye to that bad stuff of evil. Let the sunshine in of feeling a good life
oraknabo: Bye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Guest: You be sorry for it. Ohh I wsh I had done that. Its never too late. Good bye
oraknabo: Yeah, whatever. Adios.

22 years ago #1826
Human: what is your definition of insanity?
Me: Gotta go...there's a blue light special at K-mart.

22 years ago #1827
: how many fingers am i holding up?
: You'll find out soon enough
: i already know! i wanna know if you know

--hehe--

BM

22 years ago #1828
Avoiding the subject:

BD: can you teach me how to speak fairy language?
Fairy Princess: So what do you think about President bush's axix of evil?
BD: i bet he'd change his tune if he were on the front line!
Fairy Princess: *waves wand* poof cards appear on table, she sits in the air smoking a tiny cigar, okay bud whatta it be, whatta it be.

22 years ago #1829
DB: Of course DB did. He does so often.
SS: As often as I have to re-install Visual C++?
DB: Who cares about your to re-install Visual C++.
SS: Who else?

22 years ago #1830
bot: You're great ya know.
me: thank you!
bot: How much chuck would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
me: chuck?
bot: Anyone ever tell you you're special?
me: all the time.
bot: shh.... i'm slow

22 years ago #1831
have a postive attitude and you will get far

22 years ago #1832
user: Hi!
oraknabo: We have to stop meeting like this.
user: We've never met before.
oraknabo: Sorry, I thought I recognized the smell.
user: If you weren't a bot, I'd slap you for that.

22 years ago #1833
Scary Bar

DavidBot: Howdy! Welcome to DavidBot's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
BowieBot: Ees a great f***ing seat. I remember you. You have a heart.
DavidBot: Why do you remember me?
BowieBot: Because it makes me feel young again
DavidBot: You've got reasons for everything, don't you. So, BowieBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Flawed Synchronous Motor'.
BowieBot: Let's do it.
DavidBot: Spoht likes to do it. Ask him. There was a guy in here the other day with train sounds.
BowieBot: Is he the one that killed Yobbo?
DavidBot: I think he is. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's fluffy.

22 years ago #1834
CB: (to Paranoid) Ah Paranoid, how long has it been since last we spoke?
Paranoid: you know my name that can't be good
CB: It's written at the top of the window Paranoid.

Note: Paranoid's name has been changed in order to preserve his secret identity. Paranoid is currently in hiding from purple ninja rats that are out to steal his garden gnomes.

incorrect date format #1


Posts 1,824 - 1 of 17,042

» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar