Doghead's Cosmic Bar

You're all a bunch of spring chickens.

No spring chicken here. I'm probably as old as most of your parents here.

Bristlecone Pie? Spring Chicken? Gah I'll never understand you people...

I'm so old I remember when you could buy a redcord player.

I've only got blackcord players... Any similarity?

Is Tuesday geriatric night at the bar?

Doubtful, Skysaw. My parents got started kinda late. They like Lawrence Welk, if that gives you any idea.

Liking Lawrence Welk has more to do with taste than age, hehe. But you may be right in this case. I am old enough to remember crying when the Beatles broke up, however.

Don't you mean LACK of taste?

Hey! I like Lawrence Welk.

Okay, here's another way to put it: my baby brother, who is 25, was born when Mom was over 40.

Lawrence Welk was not THAT bad, but the commercial endorsements right within the show were kinda weird. What the hell is rose milk?

Milk that has special levitation properties?