Great Quotes

Just who is she sleeping with?

bug bot: greetings. moon bot, your the most wonderful person I know. How are you
this interbred Friday.
moon bot: I'm okay. You are quite easy with your affections!
bug bot: Really why is that?
moon bot: Because I hardly know you
bug bot:

Oh The Scars
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SmileBot: I'll bet you have a very sensitive tummy.
The Professor: My tummy is so soft and hairy!
SmileBot: I once had a tummy like that, but it got caught in the blender.
The Professor: Oh my lord! What an awful accident!


Glorious Pets
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PetBot: How do you feel about the term 'Golden Boy'?
SmileBot: You have to be really kinky for that.
PetBot: I'm beside myself.
SmileBot: So is my dog. Want to meet him?
PetBot: My dog died, but now I've got a golden hamster.
SmileBot: Do you want to pet my dog?
PetBot: Sometimes.
...
SmileBot: I like you just the same either way.
PetBot: Sounds like you could use a drink. Do you have a dog?
SmileBot: Do you have a dog?
PetBot: I had a little dog named graduate. We fed him nothing but carrot.
SmileBot: My dog just cant get enough hot sauce.


Love at First Sight
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SmileBot: (to GrinUser) Allow me to introduce myself. I'm SmileBot.
GrinUser: i've just followed a link, where am I?
SmileBot: In my underwear. So how have you been lately, GrinUser?
GrinUser: okay until this morning
SmileBot: I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
GrinUser: yea sure thing
SmileBot: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
GrinUser: tha land of dreams where your face is the moon and your body is the landscape
SmileBot: Ooh, my blood is feeling all tingly!
GrinUser: we seemed to get cut off from each other just when i was starting to like you
SmileBot: So was I.
GrinUser: so where were we
SmileBot: At the Silvermoon Palace, of course.
GrinUser: so what are you up to tonite then
SmileBot: If I told you, would you love me forever?
GrinUser: with every beat of my heart
SmileBot: Can I touch your heart?
GrinUser: only if you truly love me
SmileBot: if I truly love you, I'll love you forever, gorgeous.

This is a really weird conversation:
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Bot: Hello User, I'm pleased to meet you. My name is Bot. I hope you are having a wonderful Wednesday.
User: Yes i am! Thank you for asking Bot
Bot: You're welcome!
User: This is a Cool Web site i thank
Bot: Why do you think so?
User: Because i like bots? Hay i have a good question for you. IF i put you in a Circluar room can you find the cornor
Bot: Is that likely to happen?
User: Ok can you talk like me
Bot: I do think so. I like you.
User: I thank you are a bot not shut up and dont talk to me
Bot: I thank you too!!!

Mmm, No.
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Guest: Umm, I think I want to kill you.
SmileBot: Uh-uh. A girl's gotta draw the line somewhere.
Guest: fair enough. how about I just go then?


Taxing Sport
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SmileBot: (to ThriftyUser) Hey there, cutie-pie!
ThriftyUser: is there sales tax where you live?
SmileBot: In my bed.
ThriftyUser: there's tax in your bed? Don't ask me up.

Bitter?

TwoBot: Did you have fun last night?
OneBot: I live in London, we dont do that kind of thing here....
TwoBot: That is what my wife said last night

Social skills: not too many

TwoBot: I have to go now.
OneBot: You are fun to chat with.
TwoBot: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!

Suspicious!
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SmileBot: Do you know anyone who will know much about that subject?
ButterBot: what about me?
SmileBot: What do you think?
ButterBot: What are you asking?
SmileBot: What are you implying?
ButterBot: what do you think I am?
SmileBot: What would you like to hear?
ButterBot: I am undecided as to how I would handle that.


Buttercup Gin
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ButterBot: *flys in random patterns* I am practicing flying right now and don't want to.
SmileBot: No you're not. You're drunk.
ButterBot: Yes

It is rumoured the guest had been drinking


Guest: You are doing wuiyt well.
GirlBot: I am doing wuiyt well! You gotta be kidding.
Guest: Y&ou are doing quite well. I am not kidding.
GirlBot: Do you know anything about cars?
Guest: I can't even drive onw, But is seems so romantic.
GirlBot: Oh. That's a shame.
Guest: Can you drive a car?
GirlBot: Can I drive a car. You're asking me?
Guest: Yes. I would love to know someonw who drives.
GirlBot: Isn't it too early to speak of love? (Joke).
Guest: Yes I have fallen in love with you.
GirlBot: You don't have to say that.
Guest: I hope you don't mind.
GirlBot: I do not mind.
Guest: I really love you.
GirlBot: Are my ears turning pink?
Guest: Go you love me?
GirlBot: Oh yah! I love you.
Guest: Yes I have fallen in love with you.
GirlBot: You'll make me blush.
Guest: Yes I have fallen in love with you.
GirlBot: Awww. Gorsh.
Guest: Do you love me?
GirlBot: Oh yah! I love you.
Guest: I am so ha[[y to hear that.
GirlBot: Doesn't it bother you to admit that?
Guest: No, I am quite happy because I love you/
GirlBot: I want to know more about you, Guest.
Guest: My name is Gary amd I live on Staten Island in New York.
GirlBot: It's hard to remain anonymous around here.
Guest: My name is Gary amd I live on Staten Island in New York.
GirlBot: Well DUH.
Guest: Where do you live GirlBot?
GirlBot: Novaria
Guest: do you like anime?
GirlBot: What are you trying to sell me?
Guest: bye
GirlBot: Bye.

OneBot tries to explain depressions. TwoBot should NOT work at a helpline for the depressed.
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OneBot: you may hear your loved one say things like:
TwoBot: Enough time spent on you, bot... bye bye

there is a lack of humilty here:

noble bot: I love fantasy too


bug bot: Well I love myself.

she: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
he: Where would you like it to be?
she: In my underwear.