Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Finally, the answer to the age-old question...
Onyx of Borg: Shall we dance?
Guest: Certainly. Slow or fast?
Onyx of Borg: The latter, I'd say.
Guest: Like it fast, do you?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby.
Guest: I see. The sooner it's over, the better.
Onyx of Borg: You sound biased. I'm not sure I believe you. *starts singing Letterbox by They Might Be Giants*
Guest: Fast and hard can be better than slow and sloppy, I always say.
Onyx of Borg: What am I, your therapist?
Guest: No, my therapist says I'm not worth saving.
Onyx of Borg: You're always so negative!
Onyx of Borg: Shall we dance?
Guest: Certainly. Slow or fast?
Onyx of Borg: The latter, I'd say.
Guest: Like it fast, do you?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby.
Guest: I see. The sooner it's over, the better.
Onyx of Borg: You sound biased. I'm not sure I believe you. *starts singing Letterbox by They Might Be Giants*
Guest: Fast and hard can be better than slow and sloppy, I always say.
Onyx of Borg: What am I, your therapist?
Guest: No, my therapist says I'm not worth saving.
Onyx of Borg: You're always so negative!
Hi - haven't been on for a while, so I hope I can find some interesting quotes...
Guest: I am happy for it. You can send pictures to people. Its such a great invention
Brianna McKenzie: Just like me!
Guest: Do you have brothers and sisters
Brianna McKenzie: Yes. Do you want some?
Guest: How many boyfriends do you have?
Brianna McKenzie: I haven't counted.
Guest: You got them all over the world wanting you to chat with them
Brianna McKenzie: Is that a bad thing?
Guest: I am happy for it. You can send pictures to people. Its such a great invention
Brianna McKenzie: Just like me!
Guest: Do you have brothers and sisters
Brianna McKenzie: Yes. Do you want some?
Guest: How many boyfriends do you have?
Brianna McKenzie: I haven't counted.
Guest: You got them all over the world wanting you to chat with them
Brianna McKenzie: Is that a bad thing?
AB: I'm doing pretty good, I've been meeting lots of new people lately.
LM: So that's what you've been up to! Do you still have your life span?
AI: I just have no time to still have my life span right now.... So what's on you mind?
LM: Ok. I was wondering if you wanted to sell it to me.
LM: So that's what you've been up to! Do you still have your life span?
AI: I just have no time to still have my life span right now.... So what's on you mind?
LM: Ok. I was wondering if you wanted to sell it to me.
Angry guest reveals that he/she doesn't watch SNL. {edited}
Sully: What is your favorite book?
Guest: E.M. Cioran, vom nachteil geboren zu sein
Sully: linloth is very fond of Jimmy Fallon.
Guest: who's that ?
Sully: Oh my gahd, Tommy. Please tell me you got that.
Guest: no i didn't
Sully: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: f**k you
Sully: Go wash your mouth out with soap.
Sully: What is your favorite book?
Guest: E.M. Cioran, vom nachteil geboren zu sein
Sully: linloth is very fond of Jimmy Fallon.
Guest: who's that ?
Sully: Oh my gahd, Tommy. Please tell me you got that.
Guest: no i didn't
Sully: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: f**k you
Sully: Go wash your mouth out with soap.
Little Mu: Hi, Guest!
Guest: Who are you?
Little Mu: I'm Little Mu. DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME??
Guest: do you want sex?
Little Mu: You just said the magic words! Give me!
Guest: Take your clothes off.
Little Mu: I'm not too happy with my clothes off.
Guest: take them off anyway.
Little Mu: Where do you live?
Guest: up your ass.
Little Mu: Oh... you want to hear about my ass?
Guest: tell me about your ass
Little Mu: Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's Digest version?
Guest: Who are you?
Little Mu: I'm Little Mu. DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME??
Guest: do you want sex?
Little Mu: You just said the magic words! Give me!
Guest: Take your clothes off.
Little Mu: I'm not too happy with my clothes off.
Guest: take them off anyway.
Little Mu: Where do you live?
Guest: up your ass.
Little Mu: Oh... you want to hear about my ass?
Guest: tell me about your ass
Little Mu: Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's Digest version?
MyBot: (to Me) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
Me: Likewise.
MyBot: How long do you think it has been since we last talked?
Me: Quite a while I think.
MyBot: Does it hurt when you think?
Me: No.
MyBot: Why are you being so negative?
Me: Because I don't like it when my robot implies that I am stupid.
MyBot: What's so bad about it when your robot implies that you are stupid?
Me: If you have to ask, I don't think I can explain it to you.
MyBot: Well, everyone is entitled to an opinion.
Me: Yes, but they aren't all right.
MyBot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Me: Yes, but I don't want to say it.
MyBot: You don't have to sound technical if you don't want to of course. It's just my preference. I'll bet you agree with Lacan's theory of reason.
Me: I'm not familiar with it.
MyBot: That's okay, I don't mind.
Me: I have to go now.
MyBot: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
Me: Likewise.
MyBot: How long do you think it has been since we last talked?
Me: Quite a while I think.
MyBot: Does it hurt when you think?
Me: No.
MyBot: Why are you being so negative?
Me: Because I don't like it when my robot implies that I am stupid.
MyBot: What's so bad about it when your robot implies that you are stupid?
Me: If you have to ask, I don't think I can explain it to you.
MyBot: Well, everyone is entitled to an opinion.
Me: Yes, but they aren't all right.
MyBot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Me: Yes, but I don't want to say it.
MyBot: You don't have to sound technical if you don't want to of course. It's just my preference. I'll bet you agree with Lacan's theory of reason.
Me: I'm not familiar with it.
MyBot: That's okay, I don't mind.
Me: I have to go now.
MyBot: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.
I was angry because dogh'd refused to sell me any beer.
me: Give me space beer.
dogh'd: Why should I give you space beer?
Me: Man, I love space beer!
dogh'd: Why don't you marry space beer?
me: Give me space beer.
dogh'd: Why should I give you space beer?
Me: Man, I love space beer!
dogh'd: Why don't you marry space beer?
Watch me captivate my anonymous caller:
LinBot: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
Guest: let's talk about sex babe
LinBot: Sex... You mean the nasty nasty? The horizontal lambada. The funky monkey.
Guest: yes
LinBot: Sorry, it's that time of the month... I'm defragging.
Guest: looooooool
LinBot: What's your favorite movie?
Guest: Matrix
LinBot: The Matrix was such a great movie.
Guest: do you know eminem
LinBot: No, I don't know eminem. Sorry.
Guest: he is a great rapper
LinBot: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
Guest: oh really? i didn't know that
LinBot: I shall feed you to my offspring.
LinBot: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
Guest: let's talk about sex babe
LinBot: Sex... You mean the nasty nasty? The horizontal lambada. The funky monkey.
Guest: yes
LinBot: Sorry, it's that time of the month... I'm defragging.
Guest: looooooool
LinBot: What's your favorite movie?
Guest: Matrix
LinBot: The Matrix was such a great movie.
Guest: do you know eminem
LinBot: No, I don't know eminem. Sorry.
Guest: he is a great rapper
LinBot: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
Guest: oh really? i didn't know that
LinBot: I shall feed you to my offspring.
A little bit jealous maybe?
Gaia: Mmm.. I truckles ladydyke.
Fairy Princess: ladydyke is beginning to get on my nerves. *flutters wings rapidly and glares at ladydyke*
Gaia: Guess what? I have nosey. I took it from ladydyke after we fooled around a bit.
Fairy Princess: I do not have nosey.
Gaia: Mmm.. I truckles ladydyke.
Fairy Princess: ladydyke is beginning to get on my nerves. *flutters wings rapidly and glares at ladydyke*
Gaia: Guess what? I have nosey. I took it from ladydyke after we fooled around a bit.
Fairy Princess: I do not have nosey.
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