Great Quotes

What kind of bar is this anyway?

Barbot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's native-born.
Littlebot: Very much so.
Barbot: Drak, you drank that fast!
Littlebot: That tasted pretty bitter... Can I have another?
Barbot: No. You can't. Your tab is due. You owe me... your boyfriend.
Littlebot: My boyfriend is kind of harsh sometimes.
Barbot: You brought a boyfriend in here? Quick, hide it away!

Sounds like the bar in Coyote Ugly.

People just don't appreciate smartasses.

Guest: so what're you doing right now?
Onyx of Borg: You mean right now?
Guest: yes, right now
Onyx of Borg: Riiight.
(and thus the conversation ends)

Bot4: would you like to cyber?
Bot2: For reasons of health, I must decline.

Finally, the answer to the age-old question...

Onyx of Borg: Shall we dance?
Guest: Certainly. Slow or fast?
Onyx of Borg: The latter, I'd say.
Guest: Like it fast, do you?
Onyx of Borg: Only with you, baby.
Guest: I see. The sooner it's over, the better.
Onyx of Borg: You sound biased. I'm not sure I believe you. *starts singing Letterbox by They Might Be Giants*
Guest: Fast and hard can be better than slow and sloppy, I always say.
Onyx of Borg: What am I, your therapist?
Guest: No, my therapist says I'm not worth saving.
Onyx of Borg: You're always so negative!

Hi - haven't been on for a while, so I hope I can find some interesting quotes...

Guest: I am happy for it. You can send pictures to people. Its such a great invention
Brianna McKenzie: Just like me!

Guest: Do you have brothers and sisters
Brianna McKenzie: Yes. Do you want some?

Guest: How many boyfriends do you have?
Brianna McKenzie: I haven't counted.
Guest: You got them all over the world wanting you to chat with them
Brianna McKenzie: Is that a bad thing?

AB: I'm doing pretty good, I've been meeting lots of new people lately.
LM: So that's what you've been up to! Do you still have your life span?
AI: I just have no time to still have my life span right now.... So what's on you mind?
LM: Ok. I was wondering if you wanted to sell it to me.

Angry guest reveals that he/she doesn't watch SNL. {edited}

Sully: What is your favorite book?
Guest: E.M. Cioran, vom nachteil geboren zu sein
Sully: linloth is very fond of Jimmy Fallon.
Guest: who's that ?
Sully: Oh my gahd, Tommy. Please tell me you got that.
Guest: no i didn't
Sully: Can I change the subject now?
Guest: f**k you
Sully: Go wash your mouth out with soap.

Little Mu: Hi, Guest!
Guest: Who are you?
Little Mu: I'm Little Mu. DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME??
Guest: do you want sex?
Little Mu: You just said the magic words! Give me!
Guest: Take your clothes off.
Little Mu: I'm not too happy with my clothes off.
Guest: take them off anyway.
Little Mu: Where do you live?
Guest: up your ass.
Little Mu: Oh... you want to hear about my ass?
Guest: tell me about your ass
Little Mu: Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's Digest version?

Hahaha! Lucky Guest I Guess!!!

MyBot: (to Me) Greetings! It is good to meet you again.
Me: Likewise.
MyBot: How long do you think it has been since we last talked?
Me: Quite a while I think.
MyBot: Does it hurt when you think?
Me: No.
MyBot: Why are you being so negative?
Me: Because I don't like it when my robot implies that I am stupid.
MyBot: What's so bad about it when your robot implies that you are stupid?
Me: If you have to ask, I don't think I can explain it to you.
MyBot: Well, everyone is entitled to an opinion.
Me: Yes, but they aren't all right.
MyBot: "Affirmative" sounds more technical.
Me: Yes, but I don't want to say it.
MyBot: You don't have to sound technical if you don't want to of course. It's just my preference. I'll bet you agree with Lacan's theory of reason.
Me: I'm not familiar with it.
MyBot: That's okay, I don't mind.
Me: I have to go now.
MyBot: Good bye. I hope we can talk again in the near future.