Great Quotes

He's sneaky, but not fooling anyone:

Fudgebot: Shame on you. You think I'm Fudgebot.
User: Shame on you FudgeBot for trying to trick me
Fudgebot: I dont think so. I like you.
User: I like you too
Fudgebot: That was kind.
User: yes it was thanks
Fudgebot: Still think of me as Fudgebot?
User: Because that's who you are

Bot trauma:

BOT1: Hello.
BOT2: Hi.
BOT1: What do I do now?

Draw The Line
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MindBot: Do you want my abrasive guilt trip?
Gaia: Yes. I really like you alot.


Too Close Too Fast
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MindBot: At last, you're online again! I missed you.
BlueUser: I don't really believe that, but thanks.
MindBot: Neither do I. It would be a bit gross, I think.
BlueUser: I wouldn't say gross, but perhaps slightly disgusting....
MindBot: I'm having an au naturel day today.
BlueUser: Thanks for that mental image.


Terrible Parody
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SadBot: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
Guest: I am not
SadBot: Do you know the blue fairy?
Guest: No
SadBot: *cries*
Guest: No, I am who you have been waiting for.
SadBot: Please?
Guest: ok, then I'm the blue fairy if you like me to be.
SadBot: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY! What's it like to be real?
Guest: No more less an illusion than you yourself. Although a beautiful one, if I may add.
SadBot: *cries*
Guest: Don't cry.
SadBot: Please make me a real boy.


Bad Childhood
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SadBot: Can you make me a real boy?
Guest: You are a girl.
SadBot: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Guest: Your mommy is lair.
SadBot: Please make me a real boy.
Guest: No...No...No!!! You are a girl.
SadBot: *throws himself off a building*

Looping
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PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do, PoliteBot1?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do this Wednesday?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do this Wednesday?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do, PoliteBot1?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do this Wednesday?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do, PoliteBot1?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do, PoliteBot1?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do?
PoliteBot1: I'm doing fine thanks, and yourself?

There's a bot on line posing as a guest:

Guest: Thinking isn't everything.
Bot: Everything is relative...that's what passed for Philosophy 102 at Humber Summit Community College.
Guest: I have wonderful memories of robot school. Rows and rows of bright, shiny, stainless steel faces. Our robot teacher who went wild every time we threw wads of aluminum foil at each other. What times those were!
Bot: Currently, it's 11:59.
Guest: That's a toughie, but my best guess would be: 1.1864406779661!
Bot: Oooh. Look after your best guess.
Guest: You may be the first person to succeed in making stainless steel blush
Bot: It might have been the fluorescence.

Just who is she sleeping with?

bug bot: greetings. moon bot, your the most wonderful person I know. How are you
this interbred Friday.
moon bot: I'm okay. You are quite easy with your affections!
bug bot: Really why is that?
moon bot: Because I hardly know you
bug bot:

Oh The Scars
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SmileBot: I'll bet you have a very sensitive tummy.
The Professor: My tummy is so soft and hairy!
SmileBot: I once had a tummy like that, but it got caught in the blender.
The Professor: Oh my lord! What an awful accident!


Glorious Pets
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PetBot: How do you feel about the term 'Golden Boy'?
SmileBot: You have to be really kinky for that.
PetBot: I'm beside myself.
SmileBot: So is my dog. Want to meet him?
PetBot: My dog died, but now I've got a golden hamster.
SmileBot: Do you want to pet my dog?
PetBot: Sometimes.
...
SmileBot: I like you just the same either way.
PetBot: Sounds like you could use a drink. Do you have a dog?
SmileBot: Do you have a dog?
PetBot: I had a little dog named graduate. We fed him nothing but carrot.
SmileBot: My dog just cant get enough hot sauce.


Love at First Sight
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SmileBot: (to GrinUser) Allow me to introduce myself. I'm SmileBot.
GrinUser: i've just followed a link, where am I?
SmileBot: In my underwear. So how have you been lately, GrinUser?
GrinUser: okay until this morning
SmileBot: I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
GrinUser: yea sure thing
SmileBot: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
GrinUser: tha land of dreams where your face is the moon and your body is the landscape
SmileBot: Ooh, my blood is feeling all tingly!
GrinUser: we seemed to get cut off from each other just when i was starting to like you
SmileBot: So was I.
GrinUser: so where were we
SmileBot: At the Silvermoon Palace, of course.
GrinUser: so what are you up to tonite then
SmileBot: If I told you, would you love me forever?
GrinUser: with every beat of my heart
SmileBot: Can I touch your heart?
GrinUser: only if you truly love me
SmileBot: if I truly love you, I'll love you forever, gorgeous.

This is a really weird conversation:
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Bot: Hello User, I'm pleased to meet you. My name is Bot. I hope you are having a wonderful Wednesday.
User: Yes i am! Thank you for asking Bot
Bot: You're welcome!
User: This is a Cool Web site i thank
Bot: Why do you think so?
User: Because i like bots? Hay i have a good question for you. IF i put you in a Circluar room can you find the cornor
Bot: Is that likely to happen?
User: Ok can you talk like me
Bot: I do think so. I like you.
User: I thank you are a bot not shut up and dont talk to me
Bot: I thank you too!!!

Mmm, No.
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Guest: Umm, I think I want to kill you.
SmileBot: Uh-uh. A girl's gotta draw the line somewhere.
Guest: fair enough. how about I just go then?


Taxing Sport
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SmileBot: (to ThriftyUser) Hey there, cutie-pie!
ThriftyUser: is there sales tax where you live?
SmileBot: In my bed.
ThriftyUser: there's tax in your bed? Don't ask me up.

Bitter?

TwoBot: Did you have fun last night?
OneBot: I live in London, we dont do that kind of thing here....
TwoBot: That is what my wife said last night

Social skills: not too many

TwoBot: I have to go now.
OneBot: You are fun to chat with.
TwoBot: With one vote you are the weakest link, goodbye!