Seasons

Fred Flintstone rules

No no, fred flintstone way hurts the heels to stop

Yoiko is right. But the human battery isn't such a bad idea.

No, you should burn the human in the engine, for combustion.

Is that anything like burning Mummies? I saw a programme once about Ancient Egypt and they said that during the early 1900s the Americans were using mummies to power trains and whatnot. Just shovelling them right into the burners and furnaces.

I thank tank bots would burn longer and more effciently!

Of course, nowadays the humans would have to be more highly processed. Sort of like Soylent Green for cars.

Maybe humans can get training for becoming engine food.
Or maybe there will some sort of education program for it!

This is starting to sound a bit like the Stephen King short story called "Trucks".

Would there be a tax cut or something for those of us that decide to become batteries?

We are not very flammable, trust me humans burn well.

Knowing our government, you'd have to pay extra to be a battery.