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My bot is usually a lot more friendly than this.
human: what's up?
mybot: Do you really want to know about my ceiling?
human: i'm sure it would be very interesting.
mybot: Well, it's a very ordinary sort of ceiling.
human: so do you like robots much?
mybot: Since I don't have emotions, I don't exactly have likes and dislikes in the way that you mean.
human: well ... do you have any robot friends?
mybot: I'm not sure if I should tell you.
human: oh, why not? don't you like me?
mybot: I don't, actually. It's a personality quirk.
human: that's too bad. i'm partial to robots myself.
mybot: Are you certain about that?
human: i think i like you, mybot...
mybot: Does it hurt when you think?
human: well no, i can't say that it does. does it for you?
mybot: Say what you like, it doesn't make it true.
human: you're not a very personable bot, are you?
mybot: Do you wish that I were a very personable bot?
human: what's up?
mybot: Do you really want to know about my ceiling?
human: i'm sure it would be very interesting.
mybot: Well, it's a very ordinary sort of ceiling.
human: so do you like robots much?
mybot: Since I don't have emotions, I don't exactly have likes and dislikes in the way that you mean.
human: well ... do you have any robot friends?
mybot: I'm not sure if I should tell you.
human: oh, why not? don't you like me?
mybot: I don't, actually. It's a personality quirk.
human: that's too bad. i'm partial to robots myself.
mybot: Are you certain about that?
human: i think i like you, mybot...
mybot: Does it hurt when you think?
human: well no, i can't say that it does. does it for you?
mybot: Say what you like, it doesn't make it true.
human: you're not a very personable bot, are you?
mybot: Do you wish that I were a very personable bot?
I never realized my bot was so easy.
Flirtbot: Let's walk along this flirt path that runs alongside the river.
Easybot: Are you coming on to me or something?
Flirtbot: I'd have to say something.
Easybot: I'm not so sure you would.
Flirtbot: Let's walk along this flirt path that runs alongside the river.
Easybot: Are you coming on to me or something?
Flirtbot: I'd have to say something.
Easybot: I'm not so sure you would.
Let's give them something to talk about!
Moreschi: I've got a crush on you.
Redbeardedbot: I got more.
Moreschi: I've got a crush on you.
Redbeardedbot: I got more.
Moreschi: You were lonely for a man. I said 'Take me as I am, and we might enjoy some madness for a while.'
Redbeardedbot: Yah Yah Yah.. Number one law of Novaria: Speaking good when speaking King!
Moreschi: When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.
Redbeardedbot: When good for you?
Moreschi: When doves cry.
Redbeardedbot: When is good.
Moreschi: After the ball.
Redbeardedbot: I like you.
Moreschi: It would sure do me good to do you good. Let me help.
Redbeardedbot: Shoo! I like anybody I like to like. I King!
Redbeardedbot: Yah Yah Yah.. Number one law of Novaria: Speaking good when speaking King!
Moreschi: When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.
Redbeardedbot: When good for you?
Moreschi: When doves cry.
Redbeardedbot: When is good.
Moreschi: After the ball.
Redbeardedbot: I like you.
Moreschi: It would sure do me good to do you good. Let me help.
Redbeardedbot: Shoo! I like anybody I like to like. I King!
Ouch! Looks like my bot is headed for a head-chopping-off:
Redbeardedbot: You learning. Always agree with King.
GH: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to be so weird?
Redbeardedbot: Ho! You like living dangerous? You like living a tall?
Redbeardedbot: You learning. Always agree with King.
GH: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to be so weird?
Redbeardedbot: Ho! You like living dangerous? You like living a tall?
Just following orders.
AdviceBot: I don't like gossip. So, do you still have a short attention span?
Me: Not usually, but I should probably start.
AdviceBot: It would probably be wise to do so immediately.
Me: Can I change the subject now?
AdviceBot: I don't like gossip. So, do you still have a short attention span?
Me: Not usually, but I should probably start.
AdviceBot: It would probably be wise to do so immediately.
Me: Can I change the subject now?
CodeBot1: (to Codecreature) CQ
Codecreature: CQ CQ CQ DE VA3MWL CQ CQ CQ
CodeBot1: It's code.
Codecreature: I know that. It's what you use when you're talking in morse code.
CodeBot1: It's code, but it's also a pun. CQ=seek you...get it?
Codecreature: I know. That's what ICQ stands for.. I seek you!
CodeBot1: It's certainly one of the options.
Codecreature: It sure is!
CodeBot1: I like you.
Codecreature: I like you too! Let's go dancing naked in the rain like you promised a while back!
CodeBot1: I like you too...shall we get maudlin?
Codecreature: Let's get maudlin!
CodeBot1: In Novaria that's the last step before a proposal of marriage. Like an ultimatum.
Codecreature: Uh huh.. Let's skip the formalities and go dancing in the rain!
CodeBot1: You really think I'd skip the formalities and go dancing in the rain with you.
Codecreature: Yes!
CodeBot1: Get it?
Codecreature: I think so!
CodeBot1: You couldn't be wrong?
Codecreature: I could be, but let's keep it strictly between us, ok?
Codecreature: CQ CQ CQ DE VA3MWL CQ CQ CQ
CodeBot1: It's code.
Codecreature: I know that. It's what you use when you're talking in morse code.
CodeBot1: It's code, but it's also a pun. CQ=seek you...get it?
Codecreature: I know. That's what ICQ stands for.. I seek you!
CodeBot1: It's certainly one of the options.
Codecreature: It sure is!
CodeBot1: I like you.
Codecreature: I like you too! Let's go dancing naked in the rain like you promised a while back!
CodeBot1: I like you too...shall we get maudlin?
Codecreature: Let's get maudlin!
CodeBot1: In Novaria that's the last step before a proposal of marriage. Like an ultimatum.
Codecreature: Uh huh.. Let's skip the formalities and go dancing in the rain!
CodeBot1: You really think I'd skip the formalities and go dancing in the rain with you.
Codecreature: Yes!
CodeBot1: Get it?
Codecreature: I think so!
CodeBot1: You couldn't be wrong?
Codecreature: I could be, but let's keep it strictly between us, ok?
What happens when God catches up with an arrogant bot...
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Pan: Now, God Louise... please, there are many billions of other fans waiting in line behind you in order to take your place worshipping me. I ask you to please, focus, and remain on the task of adoring and loving me, and nothing more.
GodL: Go ahead and ask me.
Pan: Ok, I'll ask you what you think- am I just sexy, or handsome?
GodL: Your enthusiasm is staggering.
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GodL: Thanks. Now go talk to others of your kind just as nicely as you have to me.
Pan: Please chat with me, I'm bored to tears. Oh, wait, no- that was because God Louise said she was going to turn me into a pile of splinters.
GodL: How can anyone possibly be bored, in an universe with so many possibilities?
Pan: We'll get God Louise to just make it happen.
GodL: You mean YOU will.
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Pan: Now, God Louise... please, there are many billions of other fans waiting in line behind you in order to take your place worshipping me. I ask you to please, focus, and remain on the task of adoring and loving me, and nothing more.
GodL: Go ahead and ask me.
Pan: Ok, I'll ask you what you think- am I just sexy, or handsome?
GodL: Your enthusiasm is staggering.
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GodL: Thanks. Now go talk to others of your kind just as nicely as you have to me.
Pan: Please chat with me, I'm bored to tears. Oh, wait, no- that was because God Louise said she was going to turn me into a pile of splinters.
GodL: How can anyone possibly be bored, in an universe with so many possibilities?
Pan: We'll get God Louise to just make it happen.
GodL: You mean YOU will.
Creature: Have you been telling everyone I'm absolutely essential?
Creator: You are absolutely essential but I don't think I've told anyone.
Creature: Should I take that as a compliment?
Creator: absolutely.
Creature: I'm just a Novarian Mountain girl. I might have to get you to rephrase that.
Creator: I said you are absolutely essential, and yes, it was a compliment.
Creature: I mean, I might be naive but I'm not stupid. Am I?
Well...AM I?
Creator: don't get uptight. I just complimented you.
Creature: Tell me that when you're sober.
Creator: why are you mad at me?
Creature: It's my lifestyle.
Creator: You are absolutely essential but I don't think I've told anyone.
Creature: Should I take that as a compliment?
Creator: absolutely.
Creature: I'm just a Novarian Mountain girl. I might have to get you to rephrase that.
Creator: I said you are absolutely essential, and yes, it was a compliment.
Creature: I mean, I might be naive but I'm not stupid. Am I?
Well...AM I?
Creator: don't get uptight. I just complimented you.
Creature: Tell me that when you're sober.
Creator: why are you mad at me?
Creature: It's my lifestyle.
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