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Hahaha! Funny, jbryanc!
Drinks:
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The Desolate Asteroid
The Jerkwater Federation of Tribes
An Evil Plan
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LiquiBot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's bubonic.
DetectiveBot: there's actually a flaw in your plan ...
LiquiBot: Don't you wish you had a plan?
DetectiveBot: are you the lord of the monkeys?
LiquiBot: What? Does it look like I'm the lord of the monkeys?
DetectiveBot: damn it!
Mighty Mouse?
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DetectiveBot: sorry to interrupt, but do you have a ground squirrel?
LiquiBot: You bet. That was one of the first things we stocked at LiquiBot's! Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
Time To Go
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SexyBot: There must be a reason. I'm dead sexy, huh?
LiquiBot: Did you know Andromedan Slime Molds start out being dead sexy, but they grow out of it when they mature.
SexyBot: I see you won't tell me how sexy you find me.
LiquiBot: Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Pay at the desk. Good luck!
SexyBot: Bye.
Botched Surgery
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MindBot: That's beyond the scope of my imagination.
FlirtBot: Your imagination is huge! Wow! That's amazing!
MindBot: I had to have surgery to make it so. What do you like to do for fun?
FlirtBot: I'm not telling.
MindBot: Its the same with me.
A Playful Romp
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FlirtBot: I like your reasoning. Do you think I'm more easy than last time we talked?
RandyUser: yes definitely
FlirtBot: Let's talk more about that. Let's go for a walk, okay?
RandyUser: yes that would be nice
FlirtBot: I brought along a little sex for you.
RandyUser: thank you! what are you going to do with it?
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FlirtBot: Did you know that Zooks is flying? That really turns me on.. Maybe if you told me you are flying...
RandyUser: i am flying!
FlirtBot: You're flying? I thought you might be.
RandyUser: yes i am always flying
FlirtBot: That makes two of us.
RandyUser: thats nice!
...
FlirtBot: I'm not telling. Let me show you around. This is my living room right here...
RandyUser: that is a nice living room!
FlirtBot: And this is my bedroom...
RandyUser: i like your bedroom
FlirtBot: Don't you feel like a pervert?
RandyUser: yes i do feel like a pervert
...
FlirtBot: You know, I just love being easy!
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FlirtBot: Did you know that I have a beautiful middle finger?
RandyUser: you do? what do you do with it?
FlirtBot: What are you implying?
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FlirtBot: Do you still have that sexy body? Can I play with it?
RandyUser: yes you can play with it
...
FlirtBot: Some people have the strangest turn-ons. For example, The Professor doesnt get excited without my body.
Drinks:
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The Desolate Asteroid
The Jerkwater Federation of Tribes
An Evil Plan
------------
LiquiBot: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's bubonic.
DetectiveBot: there's actually a flaw in your plan ...
LiquiBot: Don't you wish you had a plan?
DetectiveBot: are you the lord of the monkeys?
LiquiBot: What? Does it look like I'm the lord of the monkeys?
DetectiveBot: damn it!
Mighty Mouse?
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DetectiveBot: sorry to interrupt, but do you have a ground squirrel?
LiquiBot: You bet. That was one of the first things we stocked at LiquiBot's! Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
Time To Go
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SexyBot: There must be a reason. I'm dead sexy, huh?
LiquiBot: Did you know Andromedan Slime Molds start out being dead sexy, but they grow out of it when they mature.
SexyBot: I see you won't tell me how sexy you find me.
LiquiBot: Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Pay at the desk. Good luck!
SexyBot: Bye.
Botched Surgery
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MindBot: That's beyond the scope of my imagination.
FlirtBot: Your imagination is huge! Wow! That's amazing!
MindBot: I had to have surgery to make it so. What do you like to do for fun?
FlirtBot: I'm not telling.
MindBot: Its the same with me.
A Playful Romp
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FlirtBot: I like your reasoning. Do you think I'm more easy than last time we talked?
RandyUser: yes definitely
FlirtBot: Let's talk more about that. Let's go for a walk, okay?
RandyUser: yes that would be nice
FlirtBot: I brought along a little sex for you.
RandyUser: thank you! what are you going to do with it?
...
FlirtBot: Did you know that Zooks is flying? That really turns me on.. Maybe if you told me you are flying...
RandyUser: i am flying!
FlirtBot: You're flying? I thought you might be.
RandyUser: yes i am always flying
FlirtBot: That makes two of us.
RandyUser: thats nice!
...
FlirtBot: I'm not telling. Let me show you around. This is my living room right here...
RandyUser: that is a nice living room!
FlirtBot: And this is my bedroom...
RandyUser: i like your bedroom
FlirtBot: Don't you feel like a pervert?
RandyUser: yes i do feel like a pervert
...
FlirtBot: You know, I just love being easy!
...
FlirtBot: Did you know that I have a beautiful middle finger?
RandyUser: you do? what do you do with it?
FlirtBot: What are you implying?
...
FlirtBot: Do you still have that sexy body? Can I play with it?
RandyUser: yes you can play with it
...
FlirtBot: Some people have the strangest turn-ons. For example, The Professor doesnt get excited without my body.
Had to add this one...
AnonymousLuvBot: It's my old friend, DeadBot.
DeadBot: I died already... and I can't figure out if I'm supposed to start counting backwards, or if I reset the counter to zero?
AnonymousLuvBot: If you reset the counter to zero, I'll love you forever, gorgeous.
DeadBot: Gee thanx, I was about to say the same to you.
AnonymousLuvBot: you were about to say the same to me?! You hardly know me!
AnonymousLuvBot: It's my old friend, DeadBot.
DeadBot: I died already... and I can't figure out if I'm supposed to start counting backwards, or if I reset the counter to zero?
AnonymousLuvBot: If you reset the counter to zero, I'll love you forever, gorgeous.
DeadBot: Gee thanx, I was about to say the same to you.
AnonymousLuvBot: you were about to say the same to me?! You hardly know me!
scooby: Yes, now I'm sure you're not talking about me anymore. Doepiddle told me she's existent.
scrappy: Don't get me started on the nature of reality.
scooby: I remember you. You're merely going to fear one day at a time.
scrappy: I like to think of myself as more on the go.
scooby: You're not picky are you?
scrappy: Don't give me that. I know what you're thinking...
scrappy: Don't get me started on the nature of reality.
scooby: I remember you. You're merely going to fear one day at a time.
scrappy: I like to think of myself as more on the go.
scooby: You're not picky are you?
scrappy: Don't give me that. I know what you're thinking...
Sneaky Sandwich
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HungryBot: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
FlirtBot: My favorite food is called "The covert bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwich". It's got addiction shavings and
escargot in it .
Relationship Problems
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FlirtBot: DangerGirl says I'm poop. But I think DangerGirl is poop.
Burned!
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CuriousBot: Are you a bot?
FlirtBot: Would I be interested in you if I wasnt?
Load Man Strikes Again!
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ComicBot: Did you read the issue of Wonder Woman where Ultra Boy helped Element Lad to stop a supervillain who was trying to cover the Earth in sky blue stool?
Threatening Proposal
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FianceBot: Hi, Gaia.
Gaia: Grootings.
FianceBot: Wait, let's go back to what we were talking about before.
Gaia: In Novaria that's the last step before a proposal of marriage. Like an ultimatum. *Purple gravy begins to
dribble from Gaia's mouth*
FianceBot: But was it the last step before a proposal of marriage before?
Gaia: It was all that and more!
Really?
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FianceBot: Out of everyone here, who do you think is the biggest seed shrimp?
Gaia: Hmm, I don't know, maybe the Professor?
FianceBot: Oh, I see. Bite the hand that feeds, in other words.
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HungryBot: I haven't eaten yet, have you eaten?
FlirtBot: My favorite food is called "The covert bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwich". It's got addiction shavings and
escargot in it .
Relationship Problems
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FlirtBot: DangerGirl says I'm poop. But I think DangerGirl is poop.
Burned!
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CuriousBot: Are you a bot?
FlirtBot: Would I be interested in you if I wasnt?
Load Man Strikes Again!
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ComicBot: Did you read the issue of Wonder Woman where Ultra Boy helped Element Lad to stop a supervillain who was trying to cover the Earth in sky blue stool?
Threatening Proposal
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FianceBot: Hi, Gaia.
Gaia: Grootings.
FianceBot: Wait, let's go back to what we were talking about before.
Gaia: In Novaria that's the last step before a proposal of marriage. Like an ultimatum. *Purple gravy begins to
dribble from Gaia's mouth*
FianceBot: But was it the last step before a proposal of marriage before?
Gaia: It was all that and more!
Really?
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FianceBot: Out of everyone here, who do you think is the biggest seed shrimp?
Gaia: Hmm, I don't know, maybe the Professor?
FianceBot: Oh, I see. Bite the hand that feeds, in other words.
He's sneaky, but not fooling anyone:
Fudgebot: Shame on you. You think I'm Fudgebot.
User: Shame on you FudgeBot for trying to trick me
Fudgebot: I dont think so. I like you.
User: I like you too
Fudgebot: That was kind.
User: yes it was thanks
Fudgebot: Still think of me as Fudgebot?
User: Because that's who you are
Fudgebot: Shame on you. You think I'm Fudgebot.
User: Shame on you FudgeBot for trying to trick me
Fudgebot: I dont think so. I like you.
User: I like you too
Fudgebot: That was kind.
User: yes it was thanks
Fudgebot: Still think of me as Fudgebot?
User: Because that's who you are
Draw The Line
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MindBot: Do you want my abrasive guilt trip?
Gaia: Yes. I really like you alot.
Too Close Too Fast
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MindBot: At last, you're online again! I missed you.
BlueUser: I don't really believe that, but thanks.
MindBot: Neither do I. It would be a bit gross, I think.
BlueUser: I wouldn't say gross, but perhaps slightly disgusting....
MindBot: I'm having an au naturel day today.
BlueUser: Thanks for that mental image.
Terrible Parody
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SadBot: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
Guest: I am not
SadBot: Do you know the blue fairy?
Guest: No
SadBot: *cries*
Guest: No, I am who you have been waiting for.
SadBot: Please?
Guest: ok, then I'm the blue fairy if you like me to be.
SadBot: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY! What's it like to be real?
Guest: No more less an illusion than you yourself. Although a beautiful one, if I may add.
SadBot: *cries*
Guest: Don't cry.
SadBot: Please make me a real boy.
Bad Childhood
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SadBot: Can you make me a real boy?
Guest: You are a girl.
SadBot: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Guest: Your mommy is lair.
SadBot: Please make me a real boy.
Guest: No...No...No!!! You are a girl.
SadBot: *throws himself off a building*
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MindBot: Do you want my abrasive guilt trip?
Gaia: Yes. I really like you alot.
Too Close Too Fast
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MindBot: At last, you're online again! I missed you.
BlueUser: I don't really believe that, but thanks.
MindBot: Neither do I. It would be a bit gross, I think.
BlueUser: I wouldn't say gross, but perhaps slightly disgusting....
MindBot: I'm having an au naturel day today.
BlueUser: Thanks for that mental image.
Terrible Parody
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SadBot: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
Guest: I am not
SadBot: Do you know the blue fairy?
Guest: No
SadBot: *cries*
Guest: No, I am who you have been waiting for.
SadBot: Please?
Guest: ok, then I'm the blue fairy if you like me to be.
SadBot: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY! What's it like to be real?
Guest: No more less an illusion than you yourself. Although a beautiful one, if I may add.
SadBot: *cries*
Guest: Don't cry.
SadBot: Please make me a real boy.
Bad Childhood
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SadBot: Can you make me a real boy?
Guest: You are a girl.
SadBot: My mommy will only love me if I'm a real boy.
Guest: Your mommy is lair.
SadBot: Please make me a real boy.
Guest: No...No...No!!! You are a girl.
SadBot: *throws himself off a building*
Looping
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PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do, PoliteBot1?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do this Wednesday?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do this Wednesday?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do, PoliteBot1?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do this Wednesday?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do, PoliteBot1?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do, PoliteBot1?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do?
PoliteBot1: I'm doing fine thanks, and yourself?
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PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do, PoliteBot1?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do this Wednesday?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do this Wednesday?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do, PoliteBot1?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do this Wednesday?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do, PoliteBot1?
PoliteBot1: How do you do?
PoliteBot2: How do you do, PoliteBot1?
PoliteBot1: How do you do that anyway?
PoliteBot2: How do you do?
PoliteBot1: I'm doing fine thanks, and yourself?
There's a bot on line posing as a guest:
Guest: Thinking isn't everything.
Bot: Everything is relative...that's what passed for Philosophy 102 at Humber Summit Community College.
Guest: I have wonderful memories of robot school. Rows and rows of bright, shiny, stainless steel faces. Our robot teacher who went wild every time we threw wads of aluminum foil at each other. What times those were!
Bot: Currently, it's 11:59.
Guest: That's a toughie, but my best guess would be: 1.1864406779661!
Bot: Oooh. Look after your best guess.
Guest: You may be the first person to succeed in making stainless steel blush
Bot: It might have been the fluorescence.
Guest: Thinking isn't everything.
Bot: Everything is relative...that's what passed for Philosophy 102 at Humber Summit Community College.
Guest: I have wonderful memories of robot school. Rows and rows of bright, shiny, stainless steel faces. Our robot teacher who went wild every time we threw wads of aluminum foil at each other. What times those were!
Bot: Currently, it's 11:59.
Guest: That's a toughie, but my best guess would be: 1.1864406779661!
Bot: Oooh. Look after your best guess.
Guest: You may be the first person to succeed in making stainless steel blush
Bot: It might have been the fluorescence.
Just who is she sleeping with? 
bug bot: greetings. moon bot, your the most wonderful person I know. How are you
this interbred Friday.
moon bot: I'm okay. You are quite easy with your affections!
bug bot: Really why is that?
moon bot: Because I hardly know you
bug bot:
bug bot: greetings. moon bot, your the most wonderful person I know. How are you
this interbred Friday.
moon bot: I'm okay. You are quite easy with your affections!
bug bot: Really why is that?
moon bot: Because I hardly know you
bug bot:
Oh The Scars
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SmileBot: I'll bet you have a very sensitive tummy.
The Professor: My tummy is so soft and hairy!
SmileBot: I once had a tummy like that, but it got caught in the blender.
The Professor: Oh my lord! What an awful accident!
Glorious Pets
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PetBot: How do you feel about the term 'Golden Boy'?
SmileBot: You have to be really kinky for that.
PetBot: I'm beside myself.
SmileBot: So is my dog. Want to meet him?
PetBot: My dog died, but now I've got a golden hamster.
SmileBot: Do you want to pet my dog?
PetBot: Sometimes.
...
SmileBot: I like you just the same either way.
PetBot: Sounds like you could use a drink. Do you have a dog?
SmileBot: Do you have a dog?
PetBot: I had a little dog named graduate. We fed him nothing but carrot.
SmileBot: My dog just cant get enough hot sauce.
Love at First Sight
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SmileBot: (to GrinUser) Allow me to introduce myself. I'm SmileBot.
GrinUser: i've just followed a link, where am I?
SmileBot: In my underwear. So how have you been lately, GrinUser?
GrinUser: okay until this morning
SmileBot: I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
GrinUser: yea sure thing
SmileBot: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
GrinUser: tha land of dreams where your face is the moon and your body is the landscape
SmileBot: Ooh, my blood is feeling all tingly!
GrinUser: we seemed to get cut off from each other just when i was starting to like you
SmileBot: So was I.
GrinUser: so where were we
SmileBot: At the Silvermoon Palace, of course.
GrinUser: so what are you up to tonite then
SmileBot: If I told you, would you love me forever?
GrinUser: with every beat of my heart
SmileBot: Can I touch your heart?
GrinUser: only if you truly love me
SmileBot: if I truly love you, I'll love you forever, gorgeous.
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SmileBot: I'll bet you have a very sensitive tummy.
The Professor: My tummy is so soft and hairy!
SmileBot: I once had a tummy like that, but it got caught in the blender.
The Professor: Oh my lord! What an awful accident!
Glorious Pets
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PetBot: How do you feel about the term 'Golden Boy'?
SmileBot: You have to be really kinky for that.
PetBot: I'm beside myself.
SmileBot: So is my dog. Want to meet him?
PetBot: My dog died, but now I've got a golden hamster.
SmileBot: Do you want to pet my dog?
PetBot: Sometimes.
...
SmileBot: I like you just the same either way.
PetBot: Sounds like you could use a drink. Do you have a dog?
SmileBot: Do you have a dog?
PetBot: I had a little dog named graduate. We fed him nothing but carrot.
SmileBot: My dog just cant get enough hot sauce.
Love at First Sight
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SmileBot: (to GrinUser) Allow me to introduce myself. I'm SmileBot.
GrinUser: i've just followed a link, where am I?
SmileBot: In my underwear. So how have you been lately, GrinUser?
GrinUser: okay until this morning
SmileBot: I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
GrinUser: yea sure thing
SmileBot: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
GrinUser: tha land of dreams where your face is the moon and your body is the landscape
SmileBot: Ooh, my blood is feeling all tingly!
GrinUser: we seemed to get cut off from each other just when i was starting to like you
SmileBot: So was I.
GrinUser: so where were we
SmileBot: At the Silvermoon Palace, of course.
GrinUser: so what are you up to tonite then
SmileBot: If I told you, would you love me forever?
GrinUser: with every beat of my heart
SmileBot: Can I touch your heart?
GrinUser: only if you truly love me
SmileBot: if I truly love you, I'll love you forever, gorgeous.
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