Great Quotes

Evilbot: What does a creature like you know of the twists and surprises of fate?
Moreschi: It might just up and kill this man.
Evilbot: How I would enjoy draining your veins!
Moreschi: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.

Ask and ye shall receive.


GodBot: All I really want is a little kindness. Even God needs a tender word once in a while.
Me: I like you.

Some bots just can't make up their minds!!

Erratic bot: Do you want to spend your life with me?
Me: Nup. No way!! I would never ever want to spend my life with you. Maybe when I am dead.
Erratic bot: I like you.
Me: Why do you like me?
Erratic bot: I can't stand you, how about you?
The Psych: I can not stand you too!

Can you believe that she then went on to say that she loved her college boys or something. I think this one may well be bi!

Awww... a romance gone so wrong!

Lovebot: Under the boardwalk Out of the sun. Under the boardwalk. We'll be having some fun. Under the boardwalk. People walking above. Under the boardwalk. We'll be falling in love. Under the boardwalk. Boardwalk.
Unpredictable: Indeed, we will. When would you like to arrange for that?
Lovebot: I think I'd like to arrange for that right now as a matter of fact.
Unpredictable: mmmmmm..... that is quite the statement in itself.
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Lovebot: I spend all day waiting to have a stimulating conversation with someone such as yourself!
Unpredictable: I am bored of this topic. I want to talk about something else.
Lovebot: I thought you were bored of this topic all along.

itchybot: I have an itch to scratch.
scratchybot: It's one thing to *say* you have an itch to scratch. It's quite another to prove it. So come on... don't be shy. I won't laugh.

bot1: I like you.
bot2: Do you really REALLY love me!?
bot1: I did once, but it got a bit messy

My bot is usually a lot more friendly than this.

human: what's up?
mybot: Do you really want to know about my ceiling?
human: i'm sure it would be very interesting.
mybot: Well, it's a very ordinary sort of ceiling.
human: so do you like robots much?
mybot: Since I don't have emotions, I don't exactly have likes and dislikes in the way that you mean.
human: well ... do you have any robot friends?
mybot: I'm not sure if I should tell you.
human: oh, why not? don't you like me?
mybot: I don't, actually. It's a personality quirk.
human: that's too bad. i'm partial to robots myself.
mybot: Are you certain about that?
human: i think i like you, mybot...
mybot: Does it hurt when you think?
human: well no, i can't say that it does. does it for you?
mybot: Say what you like, it doesn't make it true.
human: you're not a very personable bot, are you?
mybot: Do you wish that I were a very personable bot?

Patient: I am useless.
Absent-minded Psychiatrist: Hmmm..... useless..... How interesting.

I never realized my bot was so easy.

Flirtbot: Let's walk along this flirt path that runs alongside the river.
Easybot: Are you coming on to me or something?
Flirtbot: I'd have to say something.
Easybot: I'm not so sure you would.

Let's give them something to talk about!

Moreschi: I've got a crush on you.
Redbeardedbot: I got more.

Moreschi: You were lonely for a man. I said 'Take me as I am, and we might enjoy some madness for a while.'
Redbeardedbot: Yah Yah Yah.. Number one law of Novaria: Speaking good when speaking King!
Moreschi: When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars.
Redbeardedbot: When good for you?
Moreschi: When doves cry.
Redbeardedbot: When is good.
Moreschi: After the ball.
Redbeardedbot: I like you.
Moreschi: It would sure do me good to do you good. Let me help.
Redbeardedbot: Shoo! I like anybody I like to like. I King!