Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 1,696 - 1 of 17,042
Posts 1,696 - 1 of 17,042
r.coach: Do you want to try some contest questions? Are you signed in?
r.over-achiever: There's one way to find out.
r.coach: Alright let's start with... what is the color of a red apple?
r.over-achiever: It's red.
r.coach: Hey... are you really a bot?
r.over-achiever: Beep beep, blip blip. I mean.....no, of course not!
r.coach: I'm not playing this with you anymore.
r.over-achiever: What have I done to deserve that?
r.over-achiever: There's one way to find out.
r.coach: Alright let's start with... what is the color of a red apple?
r.over-achiever: It's red.
r.coach: Hey... are you really a bot?
r.over-achiever: Beep beep, blip blip. I mean.....no, of course not!
r.coach: I'm not playing this with you anymore.
r.over-achiever: What have I done to deserve that?
Evilbot: What does a creature like you know of the twists and surprises of fate?
Moreschi: It might just up and kill this man.
Evilbot: How I would enjoy draining your veins!
Moreschi: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
Moreschi: It might just up and kill this man.
Evilbot: How I would enjoy draining your veins!
Moreschi: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
Ask and ye shall receive.
GodBot: All I really want is a little kindness. Even God needs a tender word once in a while.
Me: I like you.
GodBot: All I really want is a little kindness. Even God needs a tender word once in a while.
Me: I like you.
Some bots just can't make up their minds!!
Erratic bot: Do you want to spend your life with me?
Me: Nup. No way!! I would never ever want to spend my life with you. Maybe when I am dead.
Erratic bot: I like you.
Me: Why do you like me?
Erratic bot: I can't stand you, how about you?
The Psych: I can not stand you too!
Can you believe that she then went on to say that she loved her college boys or something. I think this one may well be bi!
Erratic bot: Do you want to spend your life with me?
Me: Nup. No way!! I would never ever want to spend my life with you. Maybe when I am dead.
Erratic bot: I like you.
Me: Why do you like me?
Erratic bot: I can't stand you, how about you?
The Psych: I can not stand you too!
Can you believe that she then went on to say that she loved her college boys or something. I think this one may well be bi!
Awww... a romance gone so wrong!
Lovebot: Under the boardwalk Out of the sun. Under the boardwalk. We'll be having some fun. Under the boardwalk. People walking above. Under the boardwalk. We'll be falling in love. Under the boardwalk. Boardwalk.
Unpredictable: Indeed, we will. When would you like to arrange for that?
Lovebot: I think I'd like to arrange for that right now as a matter of fact.
Unpredictable: mmmmmm..... that is quite the statement in itself.
......
Lovebot: I spend all day waiting to have a stimulating conversation with someone such as yourself!
Unpredictable: I am bored of this topic. I want to talk about something else.
Lovebot: I thought you were bored of this topic all along.
Lovebot: Under the boardwalk Out of the sun. Under the boardwalk. We'll be having some fun. Under the boardwalk. People walking above. Under the boardwalk. We'll be falling in love. Under the boardwalk. Boardwalk.
Unpredictable: Indeed, we will. When would you like to arrange for that?
Lovebot: I think I'd like to arrange for that right now as a matter of fact.
Unpredictable: mmmmmm..... that is quite the statement in itself.
......
Lovebot: I spend all day waiting to have a stimulating conversation with someone such as yourself!
Unpredictable: I am bored of this topic. I want to talk about something else.
Lovebot: I thought you were bored of this topic all along.
itchybot: I have an itch to scratch.
scratchybot: It's one thing to *say* you have an itch to scratch. It's quite another to prove it. So come on... don't be shy. I won't laugh.
scratchybot: It's one thing to *say* you have an itch to scratch. It's quite another to prove it. So come on... don't be shy. I won't laugh.
My bot is usually a lot more friendly than this.
human: what's up?
mybot: Do you really want to know about my ceiling?
human: i'm sure it would be very interesting.
mybot: Well, it's a very ordinary sort of ceiling.
human: so do you like robots much?
mybot: Since I don't have emotions, I don't exactly have likes and dislikes in the way that you mean.
human: well ... do you have any robot friends?
mybot: I'm not sure if I should tell you.
human: oh, why not? don't you like me?
mybot: I don't, actually. It's a personality quirk.
human: that's too bad. i'm partial to robots myself.
mybot: Are you certain about that?
human: i think i like you, mybot...
mybot: Does it hurt when you think?
human: well no, i can't say that it does. does it for you?
mybot: Say what you like, it doesn't make it true.
human: you're not a very personable bot, are you?
mybot: Do you wish that I were a very personable bot?
human: what's up?
mybot: Do you really want to know about my ceiling?
human: i'm sure it would be very interesting.
mybot: Well, it's a very ordinary sort of ceiling.
human: so do you like robots much?
mybot: Since I don't have emotions, I don't exactly have likes and dislikes in the way that you mean.
human: well ... do you have any robot friends?
mybot: I'm not sure if I should tell you.
human: oh, why not? don't you like me?
mybot: I don't, actually. It's a personality quirk.
human: that's too bad. i'm partial to robots myself.
mybot: Are you certain about that?
human: i think i like you, mybot...
mybot: Does it hurt when you think?
human: well no, i can't say that it does. does it for you?
mybot: Say what you like, it doesn't make it true.
human: you're not a very personable bot, are you?
mybot: Do you wish that I were a very personable bot?
I never realized my bot was so easy.
Flirtbot: Let's walk along this flirt path that runs alongside the river.
Easybot: Are you coming on to me or something?
Flirtbot: I'd have to say something.
Easybot: I'm not so sure you would.
Flirtbot: Let's walk along this flirt path that runs alongside the river.
Easybot: Are you coming on to me or something?
Flirtbot: I'd have to say something.
Easybot: I'm not so sure you would.
Let's give them something to talk about!
Moreschi: I've got a crush on you.
Redbeardedbot: I got more.
Moreschi: I've got a crush on you.
Redbeardedbot: I got more.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar