Seasons

have a good and safe trip.

Is she really going, and she told us, what?

yeah, irina, have a good and safe trip!!!

Have a good safe trip Irena. Cooool

She's obviously not a SECRET agent.

first thing of all if you told everyone then it won't b a secret anymore, would it?

Its is not funny to pose as a Secret Agent you know, it ain't no joke.

well she *could* be. Isn't it the best strategy to say you are what you are an no one believes you? Jonny depp would be proud.

I have a friend who sometimes claims to be Superman. He says it's safe to tell you because he knows you don't believe him.

I met someone who called himself "Abe Lincoln" once in a convenience store. Apparently he hung out there a lot and kept using different names, because the cashier was really having fun at his expense. The part of the conversation I remember went something like this:

"Hey, weren't you Albert Einstein last week?"

"Yes, they made me pretend to be a lot of those guys. I keep having plastic surgery to fool everyone. I was Christopher Columbus, Shakespeare, George Washington, Lincoln, and JFK. I'm 257 years old."

"Okay, but Columbus was about 500 years ago."

"No, I'm actually 812 years old."

"Oh I see. So why are you now a bum in this part of town?"

"The CIA has me spying on the drug dealers. I'm going to Columbia next week."

Hmmm I dont know whether to laugh or feel sad.

i didn't either...