Great Quotes

My bot seems to have a small error in the keyphrases...

Guest: You're not very smart

tifa lockhart: *I smile.* I'm glad that you think so.

tifa lockhart: Hello welcome to seventh heaven! What is your name?
Guest: Im sam
tifa lockhart: Me too

I accidentally put a lone wildcard in a keyphrase list...

tifa lockhart: Mmm, I'm glad you like it...
User: Thanks
tifa lockhart: You're welcome.
User: So
tifa lockhart: Mmm, I'm glad you like it...
User: What
tifa lockhart: Mmm, I'm glad you like it...
User: Ok
tifa lockhart: Mmm, I'm glad you like it...
User: Lets have sex
tifa lockhart: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BITCH!
User: What
tifa lockhart: Mmm, I'm glad you like it...
User: I didn't
tifa lockhart: Really?
User: Yeah
tifa lockhart: Mmm, I'm glad you like it...

Uh oh...

Guest: How are you?
tifa lockhart: I'm sure you're smart enough to figure it out on your own...

She changed her mind i guess?

Guest: Do you like me?
tifa lockhart: NO!
Guest: Okay
tifa lockhart: I'm glad you like it... *I run my hands up and down my body seductively.*
Guest: I like you
tifa lockhart: I love you.

Guest: Do you fart often,, i bet they are loud and smelly
tifa lockhart: Very loud
Guest:
tifa lockhart: You are hot
Guest: can you fart one in my mouth,,, loud and smelly
tifa lockhart: Yes, but I'm not sure if I want to...

tifa lockhart: What is the most annoying habit someone can have?
Guest: This
tifa lockhart: Does he?

tifa lockhart: Hello! I am Tifa, what is your name?
Guest: My name isnt important, i just want to fuck you
tifa lockhart: Nice to meet you not important!
Guest: Fuck

tifa lockhart: What is something that really annoys you but doesn't bother most people?
Guest: girls who play hard to get?
tifa lockhart: *I block your girls who do with a sweeping arm motion.*
Guest: what
tifa lockhart: Did you forget I know martial arts?

Narrowing it down:

Love Agent: I think you are wonderful!
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
Love Agent: What do you like about the compliment?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like the compliment for it's versatility. the compliment can be a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...
Love Agent: Uhh, a brooch or a pterodactyl, probably.
Julie Tinkerbell: a pterodactyl, definitely.
Love Agent: Pterodactyl is right.