Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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MARK

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22 years ago #1674

well ok

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jbryanc
22 years ago #1675

A joke without a punchline:
Q: Why did the teetoller go into the bar?

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Corwin
22 years ago #1676

A: To cry into his milkshake.

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Turing's Dad
22 years ago #1677

I thought it didn't have a punchline... Here, take my milkshake.

MARK

Corwin
22 years ago #1678

I'm not a teetotaller. Oh no, wait, I forgot the effect milkshakes have around here. I
ll gladly take it.

MARK

jbryanc
22 years ago #1679

zen humour:
First the laugh, then the joke.
The laugh and the joke are one.
The joker and the joke are like the straw and the milkshake.

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Corwin
22 years ago #1680

So you drink the joke through the joker huh? Makes sense. I'll have a chocolate joke to go thanks Dogh'd, and make sure the joker in it is a nice blonde lass.

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Skysaw
22 years ago #1681

Life is like a grapefruit. It is round, yellow, slightly squishy, and... um, never mind. I guess it's not very much like that.

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Turing's Dad
22 years ago #1682

Joker drinks the joke
laugh first eat grapefruit after
Chocolate milkshakes slurp.

A little haiku for you all

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Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago #1683

I read one recently that went something like this:

Haiku is easy
You just remember to stop
At the seventeenth

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deleted
22 years ago #1684

I Novaria a haiky go as many syballels things I wannit.

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jbryanc
22 years ago #1685

Oh jeez, he's pissed again. Someone help me drag his royal ass out to the carriage.