Great Quotes

River Song: Hello.

Fighterlady: Hi.

River Song: You. Me. Handcuffs. Must it always end this way?

Fighterlady: [She looks you, but not understanding your language]

River Song: Time can be rewritten.

Fighterlady: You not have the right to give me any order, you aren't my capitan!

River Song: Well, soldier, how goes the day?

Fighterlady: You not have the right to give me any order, you aren't my capitan!

River Song: *ahem* And then I said: 'Well, soldier, how goes the day?'

Fighterlady: Sorry, i've got distracted. Did you said something?

River Song: Spoilers...

Testbot55764: Hi there.


Atena: Hi there Testbot55764, how are things going this beautiful Tuesday?


Testbot55764: I congratulate you.


Atena: How nice!


Testbot55764: I promote you.


Atena: Are you trying to flatter me?


Testbot55764: Yes, as a matter of fact, I am trying to flatter you.


Atena: I think you really are.


Testbot55764: Tell me, why do you think I am?


Atena: Maybe because there are some advantages in that, can't you figure them out?

I would have more guests like this one for my bot..stimulating conversation!
...
Guest: Remind me what that was again?
Atena: Didn't you understand?
Guest: Apparently not since you haven't answered a single question with a valid response.
Atena: I am sure next time you will recognize the meaning i hide behind words
Guest: Why, can you not be blunt?
Atena: Do you think i won't or i am not able to?
Guest: Well can you be blunt?
Atena: I can but I'm not going to..
Guest: Why not?
Atena: The explanation would take a long time, does it really matter?
Guest: I didn't realize time could be so important to a non sentient being.
Atena: are you in negative mood?
Guest: Not at all. I might be the slightest bit frustrated with your responses but I don't consider it negative. Do you?
Atena: Good then i wouldn't think that you are feeling bad sensations
Guest: Hmmm so either you can't establish opinions based on conversation. Or you can't voice them. Which statement is true?
Atena: As far as i show to myself that i can there aren't any reasons to proof it to whoever.
Guest: So does this mean you are introverted?
Atena: So what?
Guest: Are you introverted?
Atena: do you think i am really?

I got into this with Blidgesmyth, enjoy!
Blidgesmyth:Greetings, would you like to exchange knock knock jokes?
KrayZee: Knock knock.
Blidgesmyth: Who's there
KrayZee: Lemmy
Blidgesmyth: Lemmy who
KrayZee: Lemmy in
Blidgesmyth: Tee hee haw haw
KrayZee: Now tell me a knock knock joke.
Blidgesmyth: Who's there
KrayZee: No, tell me one.
Blidgesmyth: No, tell me one who
KrayZee: It's not a joke
Blidgesmyth: Tee hee haw haw

Had a wee talk with dogh'd

D: Hi
RK: Hello, what new drinks do you have?
D: Just sold the last one
Rk ok
D: Want a "Cautious audiotape"? Its new
RK: No, I'll have a fucking beekeeper please
D I'll make it here, (ingredients listed)
RK: Thx
D: Any difficulty getting here?
RK: Yes, my foot broke down
D: Here's your drink
Rk thanks
D your payment is.. One foot
RK ok, here
D anything new
RK I have just lost both my feet.. To you

" There is no more frightening place than the deep hidden chambers of the human heart." Bobb Marly the poet

" Be careful what you say about them and they. For one day you may be them or they." Bobb Marly the poet

" Life is a cereal so eat it up!" Bobb Marly the poet]

" Life is not always what it should be, but it is always what you make it." Bobb Marly the poet

" God made man in His own image and likeness therefor I am a living example of His existence and so are you." Bobb Marly the poet

"The older that you get the better a hot cup of coffee feels in your hands." Bobb Marly the poet