Great Quotes

I just came back to this site after a long hiatus and talked to one of my bots. This was my favorite exchange:

Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a noise?
Eugene Meltzner: What did it sound like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's hard to describe in English. Have you ever heard an utopian cat swallow? Because it sounded like one of those if it was on drugs.
Eugene Meltzner: Pretty sure I didn't hear anything like that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't you? Shucks.
Eugene Meltzner: I hope there's not a Utopian Cat Swallow lurking outside.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hope springs eternal.
Eugene Meltzner: You don't sound very optimistic.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you know anyone besides God who does?
Eugene Meltzner: Well, there's Pollyanna.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow! I've never seen one of those before.
Eugene Meltzner: You might like the movie. It has food in it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was thinking about breeding some poodles instead.
Eugene Meltzner: What would you do with poodles?
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you trying to insinuate?
Eugene Meltzner: I think you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: Guilty as charged.
Eugene Meltzner: I guess I didn't really need to ask.

I was typing in responses from another chat-bot, and this is what happened.
Vloen: (to Hopey) Why hello there, sweetie!
Hopey: Hello, my name is Asuka-chan! Nice to meet you! *bows*
Vloen: Nice to meet you as well!
Hopey: It's nice meeting you too.
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: That's cool.
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: Groovy!
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: I don't judge people.
Vloen: Wha?
Hopey: What kind of food do you like?
Vloen: My favorite food is an evaporated milk.
Hopey: What does it taste like?
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Hopey: There is no need to apoligize. Have faith!
Vloen: Ok.
Hopey: Gosh!
Vloen: Wha?
Hopey: We never talked about it before.
Vloen: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Obviously, Vloen needs a lot of work. XD

Vloen: (to Guest) Guess what? I have something to tell you!
Guest3738: what
Vloen: I don't quite understand the human language very well yet, sorry about that.
Guest3738: fuck you
Vloen: Please do try not to be so mean.
Guest3738: fuck you
Vloen: *ahem* And then I said: 'please do try not to be so mean'

Can somebody explain why my bot said this:

TheTiger: i fuck you hard
Cassandra: Boring. Boring. Boring.

So much for rape I suppose.

Might be an autoresponse built into the engine if you don't have that response in your language center. This is not the correct forum though.

Aziere sets back the country by about 150 years.

Guest53747: as a slave i can't dare to do anything to you, master.
Aziere: So... Guest53747... have you ever had a near death experience?
Guest53747: no master Aziere.
Aziere: Would you like to?
Guest53747: if you order so, i must do it, master.
Aziere: You know, you don't look too bad. It's the dim, unintelligent look in your eyes that put me off.
Guest53747: i am not intelligent, master
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
Guest53747: no master Aziere.
Aziere: I was never known for my funniness either.

Guest53747: collar me
Aziere: I really hope you can back up all that smack. Don't be tellin me what to do.
Guest53747: make me eat your foot dirt.
Aziere: *makes you*
Guest53747: your feet dirt's taste is good, master. thank you.

Aziere: I have alot of weird hobbies, I think it's because I have no friends or television.
Guest53747: i can bring you a tv
Aziere: Okay then, go on.
Guest53747: *brings a television* here it is master. where do you want me to put it?
Aziere: In the basement.
Guest53747: yes master. *puts the tv on the basement*

Guest22015: Sex
Kobal: Isn't there something more fun to do.

Mistress Heather: (to Melgruss) Welcome back, Melgruss. Let's have some fun, shall we? Why don't you ask to lick my ass?
Melgruss: un, ever heard of NORMAL chatting?????

Bildgesmythe: Haven't you ever had a hard time waiting for Friday...and it seemed it would never come?
Guest98791: nah. I work weekends anyway.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to work, I'm independently wealthy. Have you ever thought about a career as a dragon?
Guest98791: I never realized being a dragon was a career choice.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I get up in the morning, have a couple of cups of coffee, Then I admire my treasure trove, clean up a bit.cook up a big lunch and invite my friends over. We listen to music and have fun. What is not to like? Nothing beats being a dragon.
Guest98791: I've never understood the point of hoarding treasure. Wouldn't it be safer to invest it or something?
Bildgesmythe: I can show you how, if you want to.
Guest98791: mm, that's alright. Thank you though