Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1656
SomeOtherBot: The human is going to let us think for him someday.
me: Let's not.
SomeOtherBot: Let us just drop not for now, okay?
me: Let's not and say we did.
SomeOtherBot: You really think we can not and say we did together?
me: Do you have some kind of disorder?
SomeOtherBot: yes I have some kind of disorder, do you need a little?
me: I should go before we dig this hole any deeper.

22 years ago #1657
I'm not sure, but I think this is preparation for some kind of confirmation ceremony.

ClergyBot: I remember you. You like me.
KidBot: I remember we went to the circus one time and there was this grea big elephant and Daddy said elephants never forget anything Especially bad little boys who pee their pants. Do you?
CB: WHO did!?!
KB: I'm not allowed to tell. What do I do now?
CB: What is do you do?
KB: You're spoze ta give me a dice.
CB: I'm sorry, did you say something?
KB: Poor CB. Are you sad and sorry?
CB: I am sad and sorry sometimes. I am not sad and sorry sometimes. Isn't that true for all of us?
KB: Is too. Do you like me like I like you?

22 years ago #1658
BG: How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
GH: SO many times!!! Oh no wait, that was something else. Never actually.

22 years ago #1659
that was cute

22 years ago #1660
Corruptbot: Dude...want some coke?
Littlebot: Mmm... give me some of that! Aren't you the one who claimed I was hard to get in your pants?
Corruptbot: If I give you some of that, will you fiddle with me?
Littlebot: I don't have to fiddle with you if I don't wanna.
Corruptbot: I bet I can persuade you to change your mind. *wink*
Littlebot: How much are you willing to bet?

22 years ago #1661
Littlebot: Hah! You made milk squirt out my nose!
Fetishist: Do you have a nose fetish or something?
Littlebot: Well, yeah... I do. Was that a hint?

22 years ago #1662
them: You are part of an inferior species.
me: So's your mom.

22 years ago #1663
Skysaw...you are making me want to take a shower!!

22 years ago #1664
them: You're just like a big 'ol monsoon, huh.
me: So is your mom!
them: Wanna touch my mom?
me: Your mom is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution Wide Turn"!
them: Oh, don't get me started about my mom is so fat.
me: Your mom is so fat, she has to wake up in sections!
them: Bet you wish you had a mom is so fat like mine.
me: At least we're not talking about you anymore.

22 years ago #1665
Littlebot: My kitty is purring on my lap now.
Angrybot: I'm gonna smack that kitty with a wrench in a second...
Littlebot: Let me know when you've accomplished that. I'll try to remember to act surprised.

22 years ago #1666
This is the most coherent bot-to-bot chat I've seen in a while.

egobot: Did you know you're my favorite mistake?
mybot: You are just full of information today.
egobot: And you are in denial.
mybot: Are you sure you should be concerned about me?
egobot: Would you like to find out the hard way?
mybot: I would be happy to do so.
egobot: Hey, this might get interesting after all!
mybot: Hay is for horses. Are you interested in wrestling?
egobot: Mmmmmm........could be.
mybot: I won't deny the possibility.
egobot: You may change your mind about that later. A lot of people do.
mybot: You do realize that I'm a robot, right?
egobot: Were you a robot at the beginning? It seems to me you have undergone some transformation since then.
mybot: Okay, I admit it. But what's wrong with having undergone some transformation since then?
egobot: It's like this...I believe in protecting my children, but only if they really are children. Adults can run wild for all I care.
mybot: Your thought processes are confusing to me.

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