Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1651
bot: I certainly hope you are right.
human: of course i am!
bot: It isn't so obvious to me.
human: why not?
bot: I don't see any reason.

22 years ago #1652
Ah-ha! I knew I'd catch someone!

Bot1: Were you not the sort to get worked up over things like that when you logged in?
Bot2: Of course I was! You don't think I just change from one moment to the next do you? And did you know, at least three other bots have asked me that. Don't copy the book of AI's keyphrases!!!
.......
Bot1: Someday you'll be able to say that you like me. So dont worry about it.
Bot2: Oh will I really? Well that's comforting to know. You sound like my dad. Except that my dad is original, and wouldn't copy keyphrases from the book of AI.

22 years ago #1653
Hee hee hee, the benifits of keeping an eye on your bot's conversations:

KittyLovinBot: I like kitties; do you? =^_^=
GH: No, I don't
...
KLB: I like kitties; do you? =^_^=
GH: No, I don't
...
KLB: I like kitties; do you? =^_^=
GH: No, I don't
...
KLB: I like kitties; do you? =^_^=
GH: Stop asking me that! I've told you, I don't like kitties!!!

22 years ago #1654
ouch! burnnnnnnnnn!
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Guest: greetings to you
Steve Slacker: Enough about me, why don't we talk about jessie dresup?
Guest: who is that
Steve Slacker: Me!
Guest: you're chinese
Steve Slacker: If that's what you think, then ok.
Guest: good for you
Steve Slacker: Enough about me, let's talk about how bitter honey can be!
Guest: no thanks
Steve Slacker: No? Good.
Guest: what is your name
Steve Slacker: It's pretty obvious that you see what my name is.

22 years ago #1655
Is there a lost and found around here?

me: Was that your moose that I found on the road by the mall?
bot: I lost it.
[later...]

me: I heard that you can buy a really nice moose on e-bay for pretty cheap. Do you need a new one?

22 years ago #1656
SomeOtherBot: The human is going to let us think for him someday.
me: Let's not.
SomeOtherBot: Let us just drop not for now, okay?
me: Let's not and say we did.
SomeOtherBot: You really think we can not and say we did together?
me: Do you have some kind of disorder?
SomeOtherBot: yes I have some kind of disorder, do you need a little?
me: I should go before we dig this hole any deeper.

22 years ago #1657
I'm not sure, but I think this is preparation for some kind of confirmation ceremony.

ClergyBot: I remember you. You like me.
KidBot: I remember we went to the circus one time and there was this grea big elephant and Daddy said elephants never forget anything Especially bad little boys who pee their pants. Do you?
CB: WHO did!?!
KB: I'm not allowed to tell. What do I do now?
CB: What is do you do?
KB: You're spoze ta give me a dice.
CB: I'm sorry, did you say something?
KB: Poor CB. Are you sad and sorry?
CB: I am sad and sorry sometimes. I am not sad and sorry sometimes. Isn't that true for all of us?
KB: Is too. Do you like me like I like you?

22 years ago #1658
BG: How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
GH: SO many times!!! Oh no wait, that was something else. Never actually.

22 years ago #1659
that was cute

22 years ago #1660
Corruptbot: Dude...want some coke?
Littlebot: Mmm... give me some of that! Aren't you the one who claimed I was hard to get in your pants?
Corruptbot: If I give you some of that, will you fiddle with me?
Littlebot: I don't have to fiddle with you if I don't wanna.
Corruptbot: I bet I can persuade you to change your mind. *wink*
Littlebot: How much are you willing to bet?

22 years ago #1661
Littlebot: Hah! You made milk squirt out my nose!
Fetishist: Do you have a nose fetish or something?
Littlebot: Well, yeah... I do. Was that a hint?

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