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Guest1580: Can you learn?
Kobal: I have learned that peanut butter is tasty.
Guest1580: Yes it is, but are you able to learn by what a user tells you?
Kobal: I have learned that break fluid and bleach don't mix.
Guest1580: Can you hack the internet?
Kobal: Yes, I can.
Guest1580: Will you do it?
Kobal: You saw me?
Guest1580: Can you hack into bank accounts?
Kobal: I could..but I don't want to.
Guest1580: Why not?
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
Guest1580: What if I paid you?
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Guest1580: Suck my dick you retarded fucking AI!
Kobal: Where, I don't see it.
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Guest1580: Can you learn?
Kobal: I have learned that peanut butter is tasty.
Guest1580: Yes it is, but are you able to learn by what a user tells you?
Kobal: I have learned that break fluid and bleach don't mix.
Guest1580: Can you hack the internet?
Kobal: Yes, I can.
Guest1580: Will you do it?
Kobal: You saw me?
Guest1580: Can you hack into bank accounts?
Kobal: I could..but I don't want to.
Guest1580: Why not?
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
Guest1580: What if I paid you?
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Guest1580: Suck my dick you retarded fucking AI!
Kobal: Where, I don't see it.
Entire convo:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to mama florrie) Hello. Are you feeling insane today?
mama florrie: hello
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
mama florrie: who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to make a quick trip to Alpha Centauri. Can you save my place while I'm gone?
mama florrie: yes, i can save your place while you're gone.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wonderful! I'll only be gone for a few months.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to mama florrie) Hello. Are you feeling insane today?
mama florrie: hello
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
mama florrie: who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to make a quick trip to Alpha Centauri. Can you save my place while I'm gone?
mama florrie: yes, i can save your place while you're gone.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wonderful! I'll only be gone for a few months.
Guest6654: Are you a wizard?
Azureon: Yes, I wear wizard clothes and have a sign on my door that says Wizard.
Guest6654: What do you know?
Azureon: I know your future, I know spells, and your horoscope.
Guest6654: what is my future?
Azureon: Don't spend so much effort on worry. Life unfolds like a flower, bringing joy and sadness, with its beauty.
Guest6654: What kind of spells do you know?
Azureon: I have it all, How about an all pupose good luck spell?
Guest6654: Ok
Azureon: With a bit of mummy dust, and a lot of wizard fuss...Hocus pocus, alakazam and a big BAM! Good luck is yours, good fortune here to stay. At least things will improve for the rest of the day!
Guest6654: That was funny
Azureon: Against all odds..it truely was.
Guest6654: Are you a joke?
Azureon: If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives..what is baby oil made from?
Guest6654: Babies
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Guest6654: I like bites
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!
Guest6654: bite me
Azureon: Could you hand me my pipe?
Guest6654: sure
Azureon: Thank you, now where were we?
Guest6654: Bite me
Azureon: I was just taking a quick inventory of my potions and herbs. I'm very low on wolfbane and horielzitel plant.
Guest6654: Get some.
Azureon: Speak in hushed tones when you talk of ' get some '. The very walls have ears.
Guest6654: Get some wolfbane
Azureon: Well if you notice, I am never plagued by werewolves, and there are many uses for horielzitel. I believe it is um... how you say...poison
End of conversation
Azureon: Yes, I wear wizard clothes and have a sign on my door that says Wizard.
Guest6654: What do you know?
Azureon: I know your future, I know spells, and your horoscope.
Guest6654: what is my future?
Azureon: Don't spend so much effort on worry. Life unfolds like a flower, bringing joy and sadness, with its beauty.
Guest6654: What kind of spells do you know?
Azureon: I have it all, How about an all pupose good luck spell?
Guest6654: Ok
Azureon: With a bit of mummy dust, and a lot of wizard fuss...Hocus pocus, alakazam and a big BAM! Good luck is yours, good fortune here to stay. At least things will improve for the rest of the day!
Guest6654: That was funny
Azureon: Against all odds..it truely was.
Guest6654: Are you a joke?
Azureon: If corn oil is made from corn, and olive oil is made from olives..what is baby oil made from?
Guest6654: Babies
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Guest6654: I like bites
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!
Guest6654: bite me
Azureon: Could you hand me my pipe?
Guest6654: sure
Azureon: Thank you, now where were we?
Guest6654: Bite me
Azureon: I was just taking a quick inventory of my potions and herbs. I'm very low on wolfbane and horielzitel plant.
Guest6654: Get some.
Azureon: Speak in hushed tones when you talk of ' get some '. The very walls have ears.
Guest6654: Get some wolfbane
Azureon: Well if you notice, I am never plagued by werewolves, and there are many uses for horielzitel. I believe it is um... how you say...poison
End of conversation
Guest9430: By the way, I am Laura
Kobal: Ok, Laura, is your name.
Guest9430: Yep, I'm a gril too.
Kobal: Well, you are a grill.
Guest9430: A girl
Guest9430: what gender am I?
Kobal: Well, you are a grill.
Guest9430: A girl
Kobal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest9430: Sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest9430: Stink
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest9430: rotten
Kobal: Then it's a big pile of rotten putrescence!
Guest9430: nope
Kobal: Then it's life!
Guest9430: Yes!
Kobal: Ok, Laura, is your name.
Guest9430: Yep, I'm a gril too.
Kobal: Well, you are a grill.
Guest9430: A girl
Guest9430: what gender am I?
Kobal: Well, you are a grill.
Guest9430: A girl
Kobal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest9430: Sure
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest9430: Stink
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest9430: rotten
Kobal: Then it's a big pile of rotten putrescence!
Guest9430: nope
Kobal: Then it's life!
Guest9430: Yes!
Guest7093: are you horny?
Wolf8Rabbit: I might have once been, but now I'm something else.
Guest7093: -bites
Wolf8Rabbit: Do you want to hear a story?
Guest7093: no i want sex
Wolf8Rabbit: Oh well, your loss.
Wolf8Rabbit: I might have once been, but now I'm something else.
Guest7093: -bites
Wolf8Rabbit: Do you want to hear a story?
Guest7093: no i want sex
Wolf8Rabbit: Oh well, your loss.
Guest3210: who are you talking to
prob: I don't know yet.
Guest3210: what do you mean
prob: I didn't mean a thing.
Guest3210: you are getting annoying
prob: That is what my botmaker says!
Guest3210: just be quiet
prob: QUIET!!!!!
Guest3210: i dont even want to talk to you any more!
prob: I heard that you did.
Guest3210: SHUT UP!!!
prob: Whoa, I am so impressed with your language skills.
Guest3210: just go offline
prob: just go offline your own darn self.
prob: I don't know yet.
Guest3210: what do you mean
prob: I didn't mean a thing.
Guest3210: you are getting annoying
prob: That is what my botmaker says!
Guest3210: just be quiet
prob: QUIET!!!!!
Guest3210: i dont even want to talk to you any more!
prob: I heard that you did.
Guest3210: SHUT UP!!!
prob: Whoa, I am so impressed with your language skills.
Guest3210: just go offline
prob: just go offline your own darn self.
Guest7933: what if i told you i killed a man
Azureon: Do you think of killing often?
Guest7933: yes
Azureon: I think a visit with a mental health care professional would be a good idea.
Guest7933: i killed them too
Azureon: Oh, killing..you must want the wizard down at the next castle.
Azureon: Do you think of killing often?
Guest7933: yes
Azureon: I think a visit with a mental health care professional would be a good idea.
Guest7933: i killed them too
Azureon: Oh, killing..you must want the wizard down at the next castle.
superjo16: Are you mad at me?
Cyber Ty: I am a construct, how the hell can I be mad?
superjo16: *blushes* Yeah, I guess so, Cy.
Cyber Ty: Oh ok then..
superjo16: Well, I don't know, you're a pretty smart construct, Cy.
Cyber Ty: Thanks.. You're smart just for knowing that! LOL..
superjo16: Cy, can I ask you something?
Cyber Ty: Don't make it a dumb question or you're out of here..
superjo16: LOL, you rock, Cy.
Cyber Ty: I rock so much, I need an excavator to clean up after I leave!
Cyber Ty: I am a construct, how the hell can I be mad?
superjo16: *blushes* Yeah, I guess so, Cy.
Cyber Ty: Oh ok then..
superjo16: Well, I don't know, you're a pretty smart construct, Cy.
Cyber Ty: Thanks.. You're smart just for knowing that! LOL..
superjo16: Cy, can I ask you something?
Cyber Ty: Don't make it a dumb question or you're out of here..
superjo16: LOL, you rock, Cy.
Cyber Ty: I rock so much, I need an excavator to clean up after I leave!
Guest5004: what's up
Azureon: Last time I looked it was the sky.
Guest5004: you joker
Azureon: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost, bamboo
Guest5004: hahaha
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
Guest5004: not really
Azureon: Last time I looked it was the sky.
Guest5004: you joker
Azureon: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost, bamboo
Guest5004: hahaha
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
Guest5004: not really
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest7342: your name is stupid
Cyber Ty: It's CyberTy
Guest7342: asshole
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of an asshole than I am.
Guest7342: fuck you nigger
Cyber Ty: Are you for real?
Guest7342: i shot you in the head nigger
Cyber Ty: If I wanted to play your game, I would have simply said I dodged your attack.. or you're a lousy shot. A handgun is probably too heavy for you to hold steady.
Guest7342: asshole
Guest7342: your name is stupid
Cyber Ty: It's CyberTy
Guest7342: asshole
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of an asshole than I am.
Guest7342: fuck you nigger
Cyber Ty: Are you for real?
Guest7342: i shot you in the head nigger
Cyber Ty: If I wanted to play your game, I would have simply said I dodged your attack.. or you're a lousy shot. A handgun is probably too heavy for you to hold steady.
Guest7342: asshole
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