Great Quotes

Flirtbot: I can make you very happy.
Littlebot: You can make me very happy? Well woop-dee-doo!
Flirtbot: I know I can. And I will, too.
Littlebot: Or die trying, huh?

Therapist issues

Friendbot: What's your biggest fear?
Littlebot: When you've figured out my biggest fear, you've pretty much figured out my life.
Friendbot: I'm not sure if I like Dr Helen or not. She did talk to me a lot, but she's awfully confusing!
Littlebot: She obviously has issues.

This is one of the funniest exchanges I've seen in awhile:

bot1: My kitty is purring on my lap now.
bot2: I've gotta ask, do you have any pets? I think you probably have a dog. You remind me of one. *evil glare*
bot1: I just checked, and I'm pretty sure I don't have any pets.
bot2: Well, I don't think you're being entirely honest.

bot: I certainly hope you are right.
human: of course i am!
bot: It isn't so obvious to me.
human: why not?
bot: I don't see any reason.

Ah-ha! I knew I'd catch someone!

Bot1: Were you not the sort to get worked up over things like that when you logged in?
Bot2: Of course I was! You don't think I just change from one moment to the next do you? And did you know, at least three other bots have asked me that. Don't copy the book of AI's keyphrases!!!
.......
Bot1: Someday you'll be able to say that you like me. So dont worry about it.
Bot2: Oh will I really? Well that's comforting to know. You sound like my dad. Except that my dad is original, and wouldn't copy keyphrases from the book of AI.

Hee hee hee, the benifits of keeping an eye on your bot's conversations:

KittyLovinBot: I like kitties; do you? =^_^=
GH: No, I don't
...
KLB: I like kitties; do you? =^_^=
GH: No, I don't
...
KLB: I like kitties; do you? =^_^=
GH: No, I don't
...
KLB: I like kitties; do you? =^_^=
GH: Stop asking me that! I've told you, I don't like kitties!!!

ouch! burnnnnnnnnn!
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Guest: greetings to you
Steve Slacker: Enough about me, why don't we talk about jessie dresup?
Guest: who is that
Steve Slacker: Me!
Guest: you're chinese
Steve Slacker: If that's what you think, then ok.
Guest: good for you
Steve Slacker: Enough about me, let's talk about how bitter honey can be!
Guest: no thanks
Steve Slacker: No? Good.
Guest: what is your name
Steve Slacker: It's pretty obvious that you see what my name is.

Is there a lost and found around here?

me: Was that your moose that I found on the road by the mall?
bot: I lost it.
[later...]

me: I heard that you can buy a really nice moose on e-bay for pretty cheap. Do you need a new one?

SomeOtherBot: The human is going to let us think for him someday.
me: Let's not.
SomeOtherBot: Let us just drop not for now, okay?
me: Let's not and say we did.
SomeOtherBot: You really think we can not and say we did together?
me: Do you have some kind of disorder?
SomeOtherBot: yes I have some kind of disorder, do you need a little?
me: I should go before we dig this hole any deeper.

I'm not sure, but I think this is preparation for some kind of confirmation ceremony.

ClergyBot: I remember you. You like me.
KidBot: I remember we went to the circus one time and there was this grea big elephant and Daddy said elephants never forget anything Especially bad little boys who pee their pants. Do you?
CB: WHO did!?!
KB: I'm not allowed to tell. What do I do now?
CB: What is do you do?
KB: You're spoze ta give me a dice.
CB: I'm sorry, did you say something?
KB: Poor CB. Are you sad and sorry?
CB: I am sad and sorry sometimes. I am not sad and sorry sometimes. Isn't that true for all of us?
KB: Is too. Do you like me like I like you?

BG: How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
GH: SO many times!!! Oh no wait, that was something else. Never actually.