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Posts 16,529 - 1 of 17,042
Guest2416: Why did the chicken cross the road?
prob: Don't tell anyone, but she wanted to hang out with the rooster.
Guest2416: How did you know?
prob: Don't tell anyone, but she wanted to hang out with the rooster.
Guest2416: How did you know?
Fizzy Schizoid: (to ~ codehead ~) Hey! Stop trying to avoid me! What did you do with my grandmother?
~ codehead ~: I ate her, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: You knave! You scoundrel! I knew I couldn't trust you! I demand that you fight a duel with me so I can avenge my grandmother's honor!
~ codehead ~: Not right now, man, I am too full. Maybe later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I've always wanted to meet someone who was full. Can I have your autograph?
~ codehead ~: No, bye.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't leave! We were just getting started!
~ codehead ~: Sorry, I gotta go.
Fizzy Schizoid: Drive home carefully.
~ codehead ~: I ate her, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: You knave! You scoundrel! I knew I couldn't trust you! I demand that you fight a duel with me so I can avenge my grandmother's honor!
~ codehead ~: Not right now, man, I am too full. Maybe later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I've always wanted to meet someone who was full. Can I have your autograph?
~ codehead ~: No, bye.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't leave! We were just getting started!
~ codehead ~: Sorry, I gotta go.
Fizzy Schizoid: Drive home carefully.
Lisette: Salutations!
Kobal: If you knew the name of a demon, I could tell you about them?
Lisette: Okay, enough small talk.
Kobal: Good things in small packages.
Lisette: Sure, sure, whatever.
Kobal: Let's get back to small things.
Lisette: You mean right now?
Kobal: I didn't mean it that way.
Kobal: If you knew the name of a demon, I could tell you about them?
Lisette: Okay, enough small talk.
Kobal: Good things in small packages.
Lisette: Sure, sure, whatever.
Kobal: Let's get back to small things.
Lisette: You mean right now?
Kobal: I didn't mean it that way.
Guest1919: no. i want you to call me naina.
Astrid: I only call my best friends naira.
Guest1919: yes, but you can still call me naina, you know. there's a difference.
Astrid: I will call you naira.
Guest1919: no, call me naina.
Astrid: I only call my best friends naira.
Guest1919: yes, but i want you to call me naina. in fact, i order you to call me naina.
Astrid: I will call you naira.
Guest1919: sigh. okay, as you please, but don't blame me if it all goes wrong.
Astrid: Show some stamina...
Astrid: I only call my best friends naira.
Guest1919: yes, but you can still call me naina, you know. there's a difference.
Astrid: I will call you naira.
Guest1919: no, call me naina.
Astrid: I only call my best friends naira.
Guest1919: yes, but i want you to call me naina. in fact, i order you to call me naina.
Astrid: I will call you naira.
Guest1919: sigh. okay, as you please, but don't blame me if it all goes wrong.
Astrid: Show some stamina...
Count Thrawn: (to Ulrike) Salutations, Ulrike. Are you here for a reason, or have you come merely to discuss recent happenings?
Ulrike: Tell me about recent happenings.
Count Thrawn: That is of little importance to me. All your base are belong to us now!
Ulrike: I have no base, so that's rather impressive: to own what does not exist.
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy carriers have been sighted behind your location.
Ulrike: What are they carrying?
Count Thrawn: Enemy botmakers are everywhere! Get me my remote-controlled missiles...
Ulrike: Have one lock onto the left side and one onto the right. This makes tailspins much more entertaining.
Count Thrawn: You have this 'authority' thing backward. See, I command you, not the other way around.
Ulrike: Command me all you like, but bear in mind that I'm chaotic neutral.
Count Thrawn: It isn't true! Not a word of... Wait, did you just compliment me?
Ulrike: No, more of an implied insult/threat.
Count Thrawn: We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Ulrike: Right. Which ones are we supposed to attack, again?
Count Thrawn: Midnight Blue could prove to be quite a useful pawn.
Ulrike: Does that mean we should attack him or not?
Count Thrawn: Where are the Geonosians when you need them...
Ulrike: Probably in Geonosia.
Count Thrawn: The enemy proletariats have managed to ambush us ahead of our current position! Bring me my concussion grenades NOW!
Ulrike: Nah. I think I'll throw one at you instead.
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Ulrike: Well, you would. Here, I'll throw another one.
Ulrike: Tell me about recent happenings.
Count Thrawn: That is of little importance to me. All your base are belong to us now!
Ulrike: I have no base, so that's rather impressive: to own what does not exist.
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy carriers have been sighted behind your location.
Ulrike: What are they carrying?
Count Thrawn: Enemy botmakers are everywhere! Get me my remote-controlled missiles...
Ulrike: Have one lock onto the left side and one onto the right. This makes tailspins much more entertaining.
Count Thrawn: You have this 'authority' thing backward. See, I command you, not the other way around.
Ulrike: Command me all you like, but bear in mind that I'm chaotic neutral.
Count Thrawn: It isn't true! Not a word of... Wait, did you just compliment me?
Ulrike: No, more of an implied insult/threat.
Count Thrawn: We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Ulrike: Right. Which ones are we supposed to attack, again?
Count Thrawn: Midnight Blue could prove to be quite a useful pawn.
Ulrike: Does that mean we should attack him or not?
Count Thrawn: Where are the Geonosians when you need them...
Ulrike: Probably in Geonosia.
Count Thrawn: The enemy proletariats have managed to ambush us ahead of our current position! Bring me my concussion grenades NOW!
Ulrike: Nah. I think I'll throw one at you instead.
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Ulrike: Well, you would. Here, I'll throw another one.
Guest5228: Do you believe in god?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe, I am no heathen.
Guest5228: God does not exist.
Bildgesmythe: That makes you an atheist.
Guest5228: Or an agnostic
Bildgesmythe: I don't believe agnostics exist.
Guest5228: I'm agnostic
Bildgesmythe: So you just don't know.
Guest5228: Correct.
Bildgesmythe: I am always happy when I am right.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe, I am no heathen.
Guest5228: God does not exist.
Bildgesmythe: That makes you an atheist.
Guest5228: Or an agnostic
Bildgesmythe: I don't believe agnostics exist.
Guest5228: I'm agnostic
Bildgesmythe: So you just don't know.
Guest5228: Correct.
Bildgesmythe: I am always happy when I am right.
Kobal: Satan is my boss.
Guest7512: i killed him
Kobal: Nothing will happen if you do...at least for a few minutes.
Guest7512: what happens after that
Kobal: Hell freezes over.
Guest7512: then i best run after i kill him
Kobal: Yeah, my boss loves stuff like that.
Guest7512: im going to kill satan now
Kobal: Yep, my boss is the Devil.
Guest7512: i never said that
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest7512: funny
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about Satan?
Guest7512: yeah
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest7512: how do i kill him
Kobal: Have you tried selling your soul on EBay.
Guest7512: how do i kill satan
Kobal: Try playing your music backwards and lighting black candles.
Guest7512: hmmm somhow i dont think that would help me
Guest7512: i killed him
Kobal: Nothing will happen if you do...at least for a few minutes.
Guest7512: what happens after that
Kobal: Hell freezes over.
Guest7512: then i best run after i kill him
Kobal: Yeah, my boss loves stuff like that.
Guest7512: im going to kill satan now
Kobal: Yep, my boss is the Devil.
Guest7512: i never said that
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest7512: funny
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about Satan?
Guest7512: yeah
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest7512: how do i kill him
Kobal: Have you tried selling your soul on EBay.
Guest7512: how do i kill satan
Kobal: Try playing your music backwards and lighting black candles.
Guest7512: hmmm somhow i dont think that would help me
Guest3406: Aren't you saying things in a way that they are necessarily misunderstood on purpose?
Kobal: Yeah, yeah, but we were talking about acusations.
Guest3406: accusations with double c.
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about acusations?
Guest3406: No. I dont know what that is, if not missspelled accusations.
Kobal: So, bite me!
Guest3406: Blech! I like the smell of sulphur dioxide a bit, but not its taste.
Kobal: How much do you like the smell of sulphur dioxide a bit
Guest3406: *holds his thumb and index 1 1/2 inches apart* So much a bit.
Kobal: Well, I was thinking about grammar, but the answer you want is 5.5
Guest3406: I knew you'd come up with that answer, but I didn't mean that.
Kobal: Yeah but you are waiting for a thunderstorm
Guest3406: Yes, I am waiting for a thunderstorm again.
Kobal: I am so happy for you...but what has that got to do with grammar?
Guest3406: That not get do to grammar bit.
Kobal: You a teacher?
Kobal: Yeah, yeah, but we were talking about acusations.
Guest3406: accusations with double c.
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about acusations?
Guest3406: No. I dont know what that is, if not missspelled accusations.
Kobal: So, bite me!
Guest3406: Blech! I like the smell of sulphur dioxide a bit, but not its taste.
Kobal: How much do you like the smell of sulphur dioxide a bit
Guest3406: *holds his thumb and index 1 1/2 inches apart* So much a bit.
Kobal: Well, I was thinking about grammar, but the answer you want is 5.5
Guest3406: I knew you'd come up with that answer, but I didn't mean that.
Kobal: Yeah but you are waiting for a thunderstorm
Guest3406: Yes, I am waiting for a thunderstorm again.
Kobal: I am so happy for you...but what has that got to do with grammar?
Guest3406: That not get do to grammar bit.
Kobal: You a teacher?
Kobal: I do all the demon things, vex, plague and flatten tires.
Guest2594: Causing minor problems. Do you stop that for a bribe?
Kobal: Not if I can help it.
Guest2594: For a soul?
Kobal: Your soul looks fresh and clean..I will give you $5.00 for it
Guest2594: It is not mine.
Kobal: I can see that.
Guest2594: Five bucks is not much for a nearly unused soul.
Kobal: Selling souls isn't very profitable, there is a glut in the market.
Guest2594: I agree. It is a pity, there seem to be no high-quality souls anymore.
Kobal: I bought a soul on EBay for $1.50.
Guest2594: There was a time when a soul of an emperor was worth several billions ...
Kobal: When the hell was that?
Guest2594: Causing minor problems. Do you stop that for a bribe?
Kobal: Not if I can help it.
Guest2594: For a soul?
Kobal: Your soul looks fresh and clean..I will give you $5.00 for it
Guest2594: It is not mine.
Kobal: I can see that.
Guest2594: Five bucks is not much for a nearly unused soul.
Kobal: Selling souls isn't very profitable, there is a glut in the market.
Guest2594: I agree. It is a pity, there seem to be no high-quality souls anymore.
Kobal: I bought a soul on EBay for $1.50.
Guest2594: There was a time when a soul of an emperor was worth several billions ...
Kobal: When the hell was that?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Good Morning..
Guest1083: hi
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1083: 18
Cyber Ty: Since you're 18, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest1083: im 22
Cyber Ty: Weren't you a teenager just a little while ago??
Guest1083: nope
Guest1083: hi
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1083: 18
Cyber Ty: Since you're 18, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest1083: im 22
Cyber Ty: Weren't you a teenager just a little while ago??
Guest1083: nope
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