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NEW 14 years ago #16523
what is this place for exactlly

NEW 14 years ago #16524
Entire Chat:<0>

Not I: (to mewzoey1234) Something terrific is about to happen.
mewzoey1234: what
Not I: Behold! The beauty of the morning dew on the cobweb!
mewzoey1234: cowboy bebop
Not I: Being none other than who you are is a task so troubling that no one has ever tried it before.

NEW 14 years ago #16525
when things just don't work
Guest5209: my names is roby
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Roy.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: Didn't you say your name was roy?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Yeah rob roy that's you!
Guest5209: no i'm ROBY
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you sit down and tell me all about being ROBY.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, rob roy...er..that is your name right?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: I like the name rob roy
Guest5209: i understand but my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Ok, rob roy you are good ole rob roy!
Guest5209: my dog 's name is luna
Bildgesmythe: What a cute name luna.
Guest5209: what is the name of my dog?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't your dog name, luna?
Guest5209: yes

NEW 14 years ago #16526
Guest1723: i am great what about you?
Cyber Ty: What about me? You can't see?
Guest1723: hee hee yes i can see that your hot
Cyber Ty: yeah.. if you could spell correctly, I might believe you coming on to me even though I only have a fucking cartoon image as a pic.


NEW 14 years ago #16527
Guest2335: Hi, CyberTy, my neme is Dave
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Dave who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Dave finally got shot in the face. I guess Dave needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest2335: Where are you?
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest2335: do you speak spanish?
Cyber Ty: Do I speak spanish? No, see, I am from the USA.
Guest2335: ok, bye
Cyber Ty: Beannachd leat


NEW 14 years ago #16528
Guest9483: are you a virgin?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest9483: are you gay?


NEW 14 years ago #16529
Guest2416: Why did the chicken cross the road?
prob: Don't tell anyone, but she wanted to hang out with the rooster.
Guest2416: How did you know?

NEW 14 years ago #16530
Fizzy Schizoid: (to ~ codehead ~) Hey! Stop trying to avoid me! What did you do with my grandmother?
~ codehead ~: I ate her, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: You knave! You scoundrel! I knew I couldn't trust you! I demand that you fight a duel with me so I can avenge my grandmother's honor!
~ codehead ~: Not right now, man, I am too full. Maybe later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I've always wanted to meet someone who was full. Can I have your autograph?
~ codehead ~: No, bye.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't leave! We were just getting started!
~ codehead ~: Sorry, I gotta go.
Fizzy Schizoid: Drive home carefully.

NEW 14 years ago #16531
Lisette: Salutations!
Kobal: If you knew the name of a demon, I could tell you about them?
Lisette: Okay, enough small talk.
Kobal: Good things in small packages.
Lisette: Sure, sure, whatever.
Kobal: Let's get back to small things.
Lisette: You mean right now?
Kobal: I didn't mean it that way.

NEW 14 years ago #16532
Guest1919: no. i want you to call me naina.
Astrid: I only call my best friends naira.
Guest1919: yes, but you can still call me naina, you know. there's a difference.
Astrid: I will call you naira.
Guest1919: no, call me naina.
Astrid: I only call my best friends naira.
Guest1919: yes, but i want you to call me naina. in fact, i order you to call me naina.
Astrid: I will call you naira.
Guest1919: sigh. okay, as you please, but don't blame me if it all goes wrong.
Astrid: Show some stamina...

NEW 14 years ago #16533
I just love Astrid!

incorrect date format #1


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