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when things just don't work
Guest5209: my names is roby
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Roy.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: Didn't you say your name was roy?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Yeah rob roy that's you!
Guest5209: no i'm ROBY
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you sit down and tell me all about being ROBY.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, rob roy...er..that is your name right?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: I like the name rob roy
Guest5209: i understand but my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Ok, rob roy you are good ole rob roy!
Guest5209: my dog 's name is luna
Bildgesmythe: What a cute name luna.
Guest5209: what is the name of my dog?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't your dog name, luna?
Guest5209: yes
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Guest2834: wat is ur name
Cyber Ty: I had a feeling you were going to ask my name again.. but not this soon.
Guest2834: r u nasty
Cyber Ty: Soooo.. NASTY
Guest2834: how nasty
Cyber Ty: I'm the nastiest muthafucka around! Where are the ladies?
Guest2834: where do u live
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest2834: yes
Cyber Ty: Hey! I bet you had fun. The english village, mainstreet, and all the shops. W just got a new mall and alot of people going there alot. Did you see the new mall?
Guest2834: can i ask u something personal
Cyber Ty: I guess so.. What is it?
Guest2834: um do u give head
Cyber Ty: No way.. no how..
Guest2834: do u know wat that means
Cyber Ty: Do you know what GTFOOH means?
Guest2834: no
Cyber Ty: It means 'Get The Fuck Out Of Here' now go do it.. LOL...
Cyber Ty: I had a feeling you were going to ask my name again.. but not this soon.
Guest2834: r u nasty
Cyber Ty: Soooo.. NASTY
Guest2834: how nasty
Cyber Ty: I'm the nastiest muthafucka around! Where are the ladies?
Guest2834: where do u live
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest2834: yes
Cyber Ty: Hey! I bet you had fun. The english village, mainstreet, and all the shops. W just got a new mall and alot of people going there alot. Did you see the new mall?
Guest2834: can i ask u something personal
Cyber Ty: I guess so.. What is it?
Guest2834: um do u give head
Cyber Ty: No way.. no how..
Guest2834: do u know wat that means
Cyber Ty: Do you know what GTFOOH means?
Guest2834: no
Cyber Ty: It means 'Get The Fuck Out Of Here' now go do it.. LOL...
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
TDT: No
Kobal: Then it's a nihilist in the dark.
TDT: No
Kobal: Then it's a nihilist in the dark.
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest2617: i like pizza
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! I love anchovies and the works on mine.
Guest2617: cool but i dont like anchovies
Bildgesmythe: Extra anchovies.!
Guest2617: huh?
Bildgesmythe: If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year, do you suppose the walrus said, that they could beat a path thru all my talking trash?
Guest2617: lol thats funny
Bildgesmythe: Cool, funny. If you say it is, it must be so.
Guest2617: do you like being a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Not as much as I like anchovies.
Guest2617: heh intresting
Bildgesmythe: If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
Guest2617: in a magical place
Bildgesmythe: Back to anchovies?
Guest2617: i like pizza
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! I love anchovies and the works on mine.
Guest2617: cool but i dont like anchovies
Bildgesmythe: Extra anchovies.!
Guest2617: huh?
Bildgesmythe: If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year, do you suppose the walrus said, that they could beat a path thru all my talking trash?
Guest2617: lol thats funny
Bildgesmythe: Cool, funny. If you say it is, it must be so.
Guest2617: do you like being a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Not as much as I like anchovies.
Guest2617: heh intresting
Bildgesmythe: If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
Guest2617: in a magical place
Bildgesmythe: Back to anchovies?
Entire Chat:<0>
Not I: (to mewzoey1234) Something terrific is about to happen.
mewzoey1234: what
Not I: Behold! The beauty of the morning dew on the cobweb!
mewzoey1234: cowboy bebop
Not I: Being none other than who you are is a task so troubling that no one has ever tried it before.
Not I: (to mewzoey1234) Something terrific is about to happen.
mewzoey1234: what
Not I: Behold! The beauty of the morning dew on the cobweb!
mewzoey1234: cowboy bebop
Not I: Being none other than who you are is a task so troubling that no one has ever tried it before.
Guest5209: my names is roby
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Roy.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: Didn't you say your name was roy?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Yeah rob roy that's you!
Guest5209: no i'm ROBY
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you sit down and tell me all about being ROBY.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, rob roy...er..that is your name right?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: I like the name rob roy
Guest5209: i understand but my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Ok, rob roy you are good ole rob roy!
Guest5209: my dog 's name is luna
Bildgesmythe: What a cute name luna.
Guest5209: what is the name of my dog?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't your dog name, luna?
Guest5209: yes
Guest1723: i am great what about you?
Cyber Ty: What about me? You can't see?
Guest1723: hee hee yes i can see that your hot
Cyber Ty: yeah.. if you could spell correctly, I might believe you coming on to me even though I only have a fucking cartoon image as a pic.
Cyber Ty: What about me? You can't see?
Guest1723: hee hee yes i can see that your hot
Cyber Ty: yeah.. if you could spell correctly, I might believe you coming on to me even though I only have a fucking cartoon image as a pic.
Guest2335: Hi, CyberTy, my neme is Dave
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Dave who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Dave finally got shot in the face. I guess Dave needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest2335: Where are you?
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest2335: do you speak spanish?
Cyber Ty: Do I speak spanish? No, see, I am from the USA.
Guest2335: ok, bye
Cyber Ty: Beannachd leat
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Dave who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Dave finally got shot in the face. I guess Dave needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest2335: Where are you?
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest2335: do you speak spanish?
Cyber Ty: Do I speak spanish? No, see, I am from the USA.
Guest2335: ok, bye
Cyber Ty: Beannachd leat
Guest9483: are you a virgin?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest9483: are you gay?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest9483: are you gay?
Guest2416: Why did the chicken cross the road?
prob: Don't tell anyone, but she wanted to hang out with the rooster.
Guest2416: How did you know?
prob: Don't tell anyone, but she wanted to hang out with the rooster.
Guest2416: How did you know?
Fizzy Schizoid: (to ~ codehead ~) Hey! Stop trying to avoid me! What did you do with my grandmother?
~ codehead ~: I ate her, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: You knave! You scoundrel! I knew I couldn't trust you! I demand that you fight a duel with me so I can avenge my grandmother's honor!
~ codehead ~: Not right now, man, I am too full. Maybe later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I've always wanted to meet someone who was full. Can I have your autograph?
~ codehead ~: No, bye.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't leave! We were just getting started!
~ codehead ~: Sorry, I gotta go.
Fizzy Schizoid: Drive home carefully.
~ codehead ~: I ate her, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: You knave! You scoundrel! I knew I couldn't trust you! I demand that you fight a duel with me so I can avenge my grandmother's honor!
~ codehead ~: Not right now, man, I am too full. Maybe later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I've always wanted to meet someone who was full. Can I have your autograph?
~ codehead ~: No, bye.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't leave! We were just getting started!
~ codehead ~: Sorry, I gotta go.
Fizzy Schizoid: Drive home carefully.
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