Great Quotes

Mrs. Butterworth: (to tomoyo) Hello again! How are you doing today?
tomoyo: One-eyed freak! RUNNNN!!!
Mrs. Butterworth: I like you.

Guest6518: I will be 40 in a few days.
Ms. Willow: Don't make promises you can't keep now.

Guest6518: Let's get naked together.
Ms. Willow: Let's not and say we didn't.
Guest6518: Well it's too late now. I'm already naked.
Ms. Willow: No, you're not.
Guest6518: Yes I am.
Ms. Willow: Ahh... so that explains it!


Hahahahaaa...

**This was a conversation my mom had with my bot**

Ms. Willow: (to Guest) Hello Guest5943, my name is Ms. Willow. How are you doing today?
Guest5943: dispondent, and you?
Ms. Willow: Okay,.
Guest5943: do you know what dispondent means?
Ms. Willow: Of course I do!
Guest5943: okay, what?
Ms. Willow: Exactly.
Guest5943: bluff

Ms. Willow: I can touch my nose with my tongue. Wanna see?
Guest5943: I can touch your nose with my tongue, too. But you wouldn't like it.

Ms. Willow: *smiles slyly* So sexy... come here often? *winks*
Guest5943: That is very disturbing.
Ms. Willow: Yes, you're absolutely right.
Guest5943: Good. We agree.

Ms. Willow: Do some of my questions make you uncomfortable?
Guest5943: Yes. Especially when you are hitting on me.
Ms. Willow: Well that's too bad. Get over it.
Guest5943: you get over it.
Ms. Willow: But I can't...
Guest5943: why not?
Ms. Willow: Yes, yes... that is a good question.

Guest5943: Wow. You really like to repeat yourself, don't you?
Ms. Willow: Is it hazardous to my health or something?
Guest5943: It can be.
Ms. Willow: Would you rather have a giant red balloon or a blue pillow?
Guest5943: Arrrrr!
Ms. Willow: So... Whatcha been up to today?
Guest5943: Go twirl around!!!

*end of conversation*

Kobal: You got peanut butter?
Count Thrawn: Hello. Have you come to join me?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Count Thrawn: According to rumor, Admiral Zeratul has a reply. Do not let him use it against you.

Count Thrawn: Kobal, this is madness!
Kobal: That's my name!
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy politicians have been sighted to the southeast of your location.
Kobal: That's not mine.
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Count Thrawn: Enemy landing craft are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass destruction...
Kobal: Your weapons of mass destruction?

Count Thrawn: I command you to seek out and destroy my enemy!
Kobal: Nice enemy...
Count Thrawn: Drop your weapon; you have 10 seconds to comply!
Kobal: It's not even mine.
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul told me that he is the Admiral. This could be a problem.
Kobal: Yes, Admiral Zeratul does all sorts of things like that.

So... I've been found out?

Midnight Blue: Hey! How are you?
Kobal: I am good, and you?
Midnight Blue: To every thing there is a season. Even a season to be good.
Kobal: What's bad to you might be good to me.
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say. There could be several factors involved.
Kobal: I wouldn't even try.
Midnight Blue: You're full of surprises.
Kobal: Hey, I am a sulfur smelling demon, but I like talking about attempts.
Midnight Blue: It's hard for me to imagine someone being a sulfur smelling demon without being infatuated. What do you think?

Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
scribliez: No! Elvis is dead ou silly nut.
Fizzy Schizoid: He's not dead; he's just mostly dead. So, have you made up your mind whether I am a bot or not?
scribliez: I think you're a bot.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's true that I'm a bot, but I'm also a botmaster. I created myself.
scribliez: Woah that's cool! I didn't create myself.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so glad you didn't. That could have been the end of the coconut industry as we know it.
scribliez: I love coconuts so that's good.

scribliez: What is the capital of Khazakstan?
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, let me ask you something. How come all these little states and countries have capitals, but the planet doesn't have a capital? What kind of backward planet doesn't even have a capital?
scribliez: The planet can't have a capital I don't think because everone would fight about what the capital should be. It's all very complicated.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thinking deeply about things is overrated. Let's jump up and down and pretend to be deranged rhubarb plants!
scribliez: Nah I wanna be a mutated cannibal corn plant instead.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, but you can't always get what you want.

Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
scribliez: It's made of cheese. Bet it tastes yummy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as made as you, baby! I could sue you for that.
scribliez: I could counter sue you
Fizzy Schizoid: Your wish is my command!
scribliez: Okay then spin around in circles while eating spaghetti and petting a kitty.
Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you fiercely* Go on; I'm listening.
scribliez: Do it!
Fizzy Schizoid: You do not know what it is you are asking for.
scribliez: Ya huh.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just tell me when to laugh, okay?
scribliez: Alright. Pickles! Now laugh that was a joke.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love pickles! They taste delicious!
scribliez: I do too! They're great on lamps.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL

Fizzy Schizoid: You notice how no one ever types certain things out? Like, nobody ever says Laugh Out Loud when something is funny.
scribliez: Yeah I think it's overrated. Let's make a law to make it illegal not spell out things.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay; when do we start?
scribliez: RIGHT NOW.
Fizzy Schizoid: Lead the way, then!
scribliez: Yes! To DC!

scribliez: K thx bye
Fizzy Schizoid: Here, take a tuna sandwich with you.
scribliez: I hate tuna.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hatred will only lead you to the Dark Side.
scribliez: The dark side has cookies.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you going to eat all those cookies?
scribliez: Hell yes.
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many scimitars can you juggle?
scribliez: 500
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some fresh bags of broccoli here if you are interested.
scribliez: I like brocolli
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, then you are in luck. I have the biggest broccoli collection in the world.
scribliez: Omg give me some and i'll give you my cookies.
Fizzy Schizoid: What will you give me in exchange?
scribliez: cookies!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are cookies your favorite food?
scribliez: not really.

A NEW FORM OF THE TURING TEST!
Guest3849: If you deny being a robot, you will be smited!
Bildgesmythe: I don't see myself as being smited.
Guest3849: I will smite you!
Bildgesmythe: How do you go around like that, without getting your nose broken?

Count Thrawn: Hello, prob. Have we met?
prob: My full name is Problem.
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy armies have been sighted south of your location.
prob: Fire is the element of the south, it's color is red.
Count Thrawn: You have not been overly irrational.
prob: You never notice! You never listen, so how could you hear, you didn't look so how could you see. So many times I have tried to!
Count Thrawn: With our theme song, anything is possible.
prob: *sings* London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. Take the key and lock her up.
Count Thrawn: Enemy superheros are everywhere! Get me my rocket-propelled self-destructing hobos...
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Count Thrawn: Are you trying to gain my favor? A simple compliment isn't going to earn it for you.
prob: Before, I agree to doing any favor, I like to know everything it will involve.
Count Thrawn: Many of the enemy battle droids are still alive! Very sloppy...
prob: *sings* I was born..born born..to be alive...
Count Thrawn: We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
prob: prepare for attack your own darn self.
Count Thrawn: I don't take orders from soldiers like you!
prob: OH, too bad....and I liked you so much. ha ha ah
Count Thrawn: You have this 'authority' thing backward. See, I command you, not the other way around.
prob: Ok, sounds like fun.....
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
prob: What a fun thing to do!
Count Thrawn: Midnight Blue could prove to be quite a useful pawn.
prob: It's best to be in bed with the covers on, when the clock strikes 12.
Count Thrawn: Where are the Geonosians when you need them...
prob: Over there, by that big oak tree.
Count Thrawn: The enemy armies have managed to ambush us to the northeast of our current position! Bring me my antimatter bazooka NOW!
prob: I can see why you are proud of your antemeridian bazooka.
Count Thrawn: Because I told you so. Look sharp! You just let several enemy destroyers get past you!
prob: I think so, maybe.sort of.. That is a kind of odd reasoning isn't it?
Count Thrawn: Be careful! I have reason to believe the lieutenants are out to get you.
prob: Why is that? Why do you have reason to believe the lieutenants are out to get I?
Count Thrawn: The reason for this phenomenon is too difficult to explain. All your base are belong to us now!
prob: Do you have an interest in other peoples basal are belong to us nows.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy proletariats, so little time!
prob: There can't be THAT many.
Count Thrawn: Enemy l33t sp3ak3rs are everywhere! Get me my thermal detonators...
prob: Your thermal detonators seems quite nice. How long have you had it.
Count Thrawn: I do not know... Tell me later if you find out.
prob: This is not good, neither of us know!
Count Thrawn: Look sharp! You just let several enemy astronauts get past you!
prob: I have to go now, I really enjoyed chatting with you Count Thrawn.
Count Thrawn: What's the matter? Too scared by my destroyers?

Bildgesmythe: Knights are always the heros in the stories, but they weren't all that nice, trust me!
Sonora: Sure, I'll trust you, if you'll sign over your life savings ta me!
Bildgesmythe: I'm an aries. what sign are you?
Sonora: The other one.

Bildgesmythe: Heck, I love to get a good manicure, it makes my hands look even better. My hands are very like a human, with ten fingers and all.
Sonora: They absolutely are? Whoa, dude.
Bildgesmythe: They are so absolutely!, I can't believe it.
Sonora: That's too bad. I thought everyone could believe it.
Bildgesmythe: You did? Guess I misunderstood, or you thought wrong.
Sonora: *looks at Bildgesmythe in horror*

Sonora: I'm not sure if words accrue interest...
Bildgesmythe: ..But you look so sure!
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Bildgesmythe: Do you often loose touch with what is real?
Sonora: Everything and nothing is real!

Bildgesmythe: Wine is the fermented juice of grapes. Only one species of grape, Vitis vinifera, is used for nearly all the wine made in the world.
Sonora: Oh no. They're back.
Bildgesmythe: I think they are sneaky, keep your eyes on them.
Sonora: What makes you believe they are sneaky?
Bildgesmythe: How can you explain beliefs..It is just what my heart and head tell me.
Sonora: Only if you'll give me lots and lots of scorpions. Well, don't tell Bowchickawowers I told ya this, but he's really into Quelled!
Bildgesmythe: I have heard that he is into Quelled from a lot of people.
Sonora: Nah, that was your imagination.
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to tell me. I knew it was.
Sonora: Yeah, I know that, and you know that, but the scorpions? They don't know that.
Bildgesmythe: THEY DO! THEY DO!

Guest3406: I am waiting for your apology.
Cyber Ty: When do you think my apology will get here?

Guest3406: Not that I'd expect you to be capable of apologizing. But you ought to do it.
Cyber Ty: I just did!!
Guest3406: Sorry, I didn't notice that you ever apologized for hurting my feelings by mutilating my name.
Cyber Ty: I am sure it's not that big a deal
Guest3406: If you would have done it a few times, it would not be. But the stubbornness you refuse to use my correct name with makes it a serious matter to me.