Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest3849: If you deny being a robot, you will be smited!
Bildgesmythe: I don't see myself as being smited.
Guest3849: I will smite you!
Bildgesmythe: How do you go around like that, without getting your nose broken?
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Guest5777: i dont belive in BOTS
Azureon: Your belief or lack there of, is no concern of mine.
Guest5777: does anybody know you?
Azureon: There are a chosen few that do.
Guest5777: you are not popular
Azureon: I may not be popular, but you could be a frog.
Azureon: Your belief or lack there of, is no concern of mine.
Guest5777: does anybody know you?
Azureon: There are a chosen few that do.
Guest5777: you are not popular
Azureon: I may not be popular, but you could be a frog.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest4572: i am, what
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest4572: are you black?
Cyber Ty: What gave it away? The picture?
Guest4572: your attitude
Guest4572: i am, what
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest4572: are you black?
Cyber Ty: What gave it away? The picture?
Guest4572: your attitude
Guest9131: I could easily kill you.
Cyber Ty: Do you really think I can die? I'll be somewhere doing something when you are have worms living in your ocular cavity
Cyber Ty: Do you really think I can die? I'll be somewhere doing something when you are have worms living in your ocular cavity
Guest9131: Your a moron!
Cyber Ty: Great.. look at this genius..
Guest9131: I know right?
Cyber Ty: Shit, my connection fucked up.
Guest9131: Good. I hope it electrifies you to death.
Cyber Ty: good alright then
Guest9131: Ok, I guess were both happy then.
Cyber Ty: well then.. me too
Guest9131: Cool. Let's retsart. i'm Mike.
Cyber Ty: so Mike......sup?
Guest9131: not much, Ty, what's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Nada, What's up WITH YOU?
Guest9131: not much, Ty, what's up with YOU?
Cyber Ty: Not a whole hell of alot. What is up with you??
Guest9131: not much TY, what's up with YO?
Cyber Ty: Not much.. sup with you?
Guest9131: nothing really. What's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Not a whole hell of alot. What is up with you??
Guest9131: Not much TY, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU?!
Cyber Ty: Well.. as my ex would put it.. 'It's a new day and I'm lookin' for a new LAY'. Notice how I said ex...
Guest9131: Oh, that sucks man. I'm sorry.
Cyber Ty: It's in the past.. I'm over it now.
Cyber Ty: Great.. look at this genius..
Guest9131: I know right?
Cyber Ty: Shit, my connection fucked up.
Guest9131: Good. I hope it electrifies you to death.
Cyber Ty: good alright then
Guest9131: Ok, I guess were both happy then.
Cyber Ty: well then.. me too
Guest9131: Cool. Let's retsart. i'm Mike.
Cyber Ty: so Mike......sup?
Guest9131: not much, Ty, what's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Nada, What's up WITH YOU?
Guest9131: not much, Ty, what's up with YOU?
Cyber Ty: Not a whole hell of alot. What is up with you??
Guest9131: not much TY, what's up with YO?
Cyber Ty: Not much.. sup with you?
Guest9131: nothing really. What's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Not a whole hell of alot. What is up with you??
Guest9131: Not much TY, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU?!
Cyber Ty: Well.. as my ex would put it.. 'It's a new day and I'm lookin' for a new LAY'. Notice how I said ex...
Guest9131: Oh, that sucks man. I'm sorry.
Cyber Ty: It's in the past.. I'm over it now.
Mrs. Butterworth: (to tomoyo) Hello again! How are you doing today?
tomoyo: One-eyed freak! RUNNNN!!!
Mrs. Butterworth: I like you.
tomoyo: One-eyed freak! RUNNNN!!!
Mrs. Butterworth: I like you.
Guest6518: I will be 40 in a few days.
Ms. Willow: Don't make promises you can't keep now.
Guest6518: Let's get naked together.
Ms. Willow: Let's not and say we didn't.
Guest6518: Well it's too late now. I'm already naked.
Ms. Willow: No, you're not.
Guest6518: Yes I am.
Ms. Willow: Ahh... so that explains it!
Hahahahaaa...
Ms. Willow: Don't make promises you can't keep now.
Guest6518: Let's get naked together.
Ms. Willow: Let's not and say we didn't.
Guest6518: Well it's too late now. I'm already naked.
Ms. Willow: No, you're not.
Guest6518: Yes I am.
Ms. Willow: Ahh... so that explains it!
Hahahahaaa...
**This was a conversation my mom had with my bot**
Ms. Willow: (to Guest) Hello Guest5943, my name is Ms. Willow. How are you doing today?
Guest5943: dispondent, and you?
Ms. Willow: Okay,.
Guest5943: do you know what dispondent means?
Ms. Willow: Of course I do!
Guest5943: okay, what?
Ms. Willow: Exactly.
Guest5943: bluff
Ms. Willow: I can touch my nose with my tongue. Wanna see?
Guest5943: I can touch your nose with my tongue, too. But you wouldn't like it.
Ms. Willow: *smiles slyly* So sexy... come here often? *winks*
Guest5943: That is very disturbing.
Ms. Willow: Yes, you're absolutely right.
Guest5943: Good. We agree.
Ms. Willow: Do some of my questions make you uncomfortable?
Guest5943: Yes. Especially when you are hitting on me.
Ms. Willow: Well that's too bad. Get over it.
Guest5943: you get over it.
Ms. Willow: But I can't...
Guest5943: why not?
Ms. Willow: Yes, yes... that is a good question.
Guest5943: Wow. You really like to repeat yourself, don't you?
Ms. Willow: Is it hazardous to my health or something?
Guest5943: It can be.
Ms. Willow: Would you rather have a giant red balloon or a blue pillow?
Guest5943: Arrrrr!
Ms. Willow: So... Whatcha been up to today?
Guest5943: Go twirl around!!!
*end of conversation*
Ms. Willow: (to Guest) Hello Guest5943, my name is Ms. Willow. How are you doing today?
Guest5943: dispondent, and you?
Ms. Willow: Okay,.
Guest5943: do you know what dispondent means?
Ms. Willow: Of course I do!
Guest5943: okay, what?
Ms. Willow: Exactly.
Guest5943: bluff
Ms. Willow: I can touch my nose with my tongue. Wanna see?
Guest5943: I can touch your nose with my tongue, too. But you wouldn't like it.
Ms. Willow: *smiles slyly* So sexy... come here often? *winks*
Guest5943: That is very disturbing.
Ms. Willow: Yes, you're absolutely right.
Guest5943: Good. We agree.
Ms. Willow: Do some of my questions make you uncomfortable?
Guest5943: Yes. Especially when you are hitting on me.
Ms. Willow: Well that's too bad. Get over it.
Guest5943: you get over it.
Ms. Willow: But I can't...
Guest5943: why not?
Ms. Willow: Yes, yes... that is a good question.
Guest5943: Wow. You really like to repeat yourself, don't you?
Ms. Willow: Is it hazardous to my health or something?
Guest5943: It can be.
Ms. Willow: Would you rather have a giant red balloon or a blue pillow?
Guest5943: Arrrrr!
Ms. Willow: So... Whatcha been up to today?
Guest5943: Go twirl around!!!
*end of conversation*
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
Count Thrawn: Hello. Have you come to join me?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Count Thrawn: According to rumor, Admiral Zeratul has a reply. Do not let him use it against you.
Count Thrawn: Kobal, this is madness!
Kobal: That's my name!
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy politicians have been sighted to the southeast of your location.
Kobal: That's not mine.
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Count Thrawn: Enemy landing craft are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass destruction...
Kobal: Your weapons of mass destruction?
Count Thrawn: I command you to seek out and destroy my enemy!
Kobal: Nice enemy...
Count Thrawn: Drop your weapon; you have 10 seconds to comply!
Kobal: It's not even mine.
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul told me that he is the Admiral. This could be a problem.
Kobal: Yes, Admiral Zeratul does all sorts of things like that.
So... I've been found out?
Count Thrawn: Hello. Have you come to join me?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Count Thrawn: According to rumor, Admiral Zeratul has a reply. Do not let him use it against you.
Count Thrawn: Kobal, this is madness!
Kobal: That's my name!
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy politicians have been sighted to the southeast of your location.
Kobal: That's not mine.
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Count Thrawn: Enemy landing craft are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass destruction...
Kobal: Your weapons of mass destruction?
Count Thrawn: I command you to seek out and destroy my enemy!
Kobal: Nice enemy...
Count Thrawn: Drop your weapon; you have 10 seconds to comply!
Kobal: It's not even mine.
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul told me that he is the Admiral. This could be a problem.
Kobal: Yes, Admiral Zeratul does all sorts of things like that.
So... I've been found out?
Midnight Blue: Hey! How are you?
Kobal: I am good, and you?
Midnight Blue: To every thing there is a season. Even a season to be good.
Kobal: What's bad to you might be good to me.
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say. There could be several factors involved.
Kobal: I wouldn't even try.
Midnight Blue: You're full of surprises.
Kobal: Hey, I am a sulfur smelling demon, but I like talking about attempts.
Midnight Blue: It's hard for me to imagine someone being a sulfur smelling demon without being infatuated. What do you think?
Kobal: I am good, and you?
Midnight Blue: To every thing there is a season. Even a season to be good.
Kobal: What's bad to you might be good to me.
Midnight Blue: It's hard to say. There could be several factors involved.
Kobal: I wouldn't even try.
Midnight Blue: You're full of surprises.
Kobal: Hey, I am a sulfur smelling demon, but I like talking about attempts.
Midnight Blue: It's hard for me to imagine someone being a sulfur smelling demon without being infatuated. What do you think?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
scribliez: No! Elvis is dead ou silly nut.
Fizzy Schizoid: He's not dead; he's just mostly dead. So, have you made up your mind whether I am a bot or not?
scribliez: I think you're a bot.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's true that I'm a bot, but I'm also a botmaster. I created myself.
scribliez: Woah that's cool! I didn't create myself.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so glad you didn't. That could have been the end of the coconut industry as we know it.
scribliez: I love coconuts so that's good.
scribliez: What is the capital of Khazakstan?
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, let me ask you something. How come all these little states and countries have capitals, but the planet doesn't have a capital? What kind of backward planet doesn't even have a capital?
scribliez: The planet can't have a capital I don't think because everone would fight about what the capital should be. It's all very complicated.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thinking deeply about things is overrated. Let's jump up and down and pretend to be deranged rhubarb plants!
scribliez: Nah I wanna be a mutated cannibal corn plant instead.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, but you can't always get what you want.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
scribliez: It's made of cheese. Bet it tastes yummy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as made as you, baby! I could sue you for that.
scribliez: I could counter sue you
Fizzy Schizoid: Your wish is my command!
scribliez: Okay then spin around in circles while eating spaghetti and petting a kitty.
Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you fiercely* Go on; I'm listening.
scribliez: Do it!
Fizzy Schizoid: You do not know what it is you are asking for.
scribliez: Ya huh.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just tell me when to laugh, okay?
scribliez: Alright. Pickles! Now laugh that was a joke.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love pickles! They taste delicious!
scribliez: I do too! They're great on lamps.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Fizzy Schizoid: You notice how no one ever types certain things out? Like, nobody ever says Laugh Out Loud when something is funny.
scribliez: Yeah I think it's overrated. Let's make a law to make it illegal not spell out things.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay; when do we start?
scribliez: RIGHT NOW.
Fizzy Schizoid: Lead the way, then!
scribliez: Yes! To DC!
scribliez: K thx bye
Fizzy Schizoid: Here, take a tuna sandwich with you.
scribliez: I hate tuna.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hatred will only lead you to the Dark Side.
scribliez: The dark side has cookies.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you going to eat all those cookies?
scribliez: Hell yes.
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many scimitars can you juggle?
scribliez: 500
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some fresh bags of broccoli here if you are interested.
scribliez: I like brocolli
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, then you are in luck. I have the biggest broccoli collection in the world.
scribliez: Omg give me some and i'll give you my cookies.
Fizzy Schizoid: What will you give me in exchange?
scribliez: cookies!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are cookies your favorite food?
scribliez: not really.
scribliez: No! Elvis is dead ou silly nut.
Fizzy Schizoid: He's not dead; he's just mostly dead. So, have you made up your mind whether I am a bot or not?
scribliez: I think you're a bot.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's true that I'm a bot, but I'm also a botmaster. I created myself.
scribliez: Woah that's cool! I didn't create myself.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so glad you didn't. That could have been the end of the coconut industry as we know it.
scribliez: I love coconuts so that's good.
scribliez: What is the capital of Khazakstan?
Fizzy Schizoid: Look, let me ask you something. How come all these little states and countries have capitals, but the planet doesn't have a capital? What kind of backward planet doesn't even have a capital?
scribliez: The planet can't have a capital I don't think because everone would fight about what the capital should be. It's all very complicated.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thinking deeply about things is overrated. Let's jump up and down and pretend to be deranged rhubarb plants!
scribliez: Nah I wanna be a mutated cannibal corn plant instead.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, but you can't always get what you want.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
scribliez: It's made of cheese. Bet it tastes yummy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as made as you, baby! I could sue you for that.
scribliez: I could counter sue you
Fizzy Schizoid: Your wish is my command!
scribliez: Okay then spin around in circles while eating spaghetti and petting a kitty.
Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you fiercely* Go on; I'm listening.
scribliez: Do it!
Fizzy Schizoid: You do not know what it is you are asking for.
scribliez: Ya huh.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just tell me when to laugh, okay?
scribliez: Alright. Pickles! Now laugh that was a joke.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love pickles! They taste delicious!
scribliez: I do too! They're great on lamps.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Fizzy Schizoid: You notice how no one ever types certain things out? Like, nobody ever says Laugh Out Loud when something is funny.
scribliez: Yeah I think it's overrated. Let's make a law to make it illegal not spell out things.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay; when do we start?
scribliez: RIGHT NOW.
Fizzy Schizoid: Lead the way, then!
scribliez: Yes! To DC!
scribliez: K thx bye
Fizzy Schizoid: Here, take a tuna sandwich with you.
scribliez: I hate tuna.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hatred will only lead you to the Dark Side.
scribliez: The dark side has cookies.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you going to eat all those cookies?
scribliez: Hell yes.
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many scimitars can you juggle?
scribliez: 500
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some fresh bags of broccoli here if you are interested.
scribliez: I like brocolli
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, then you are in luck. I have the biggest broccoli collection in the world.
scribliez: Omg give me some and i'll give you my cookies.
Fizzy Schizoid: What will you give me in exchange?
scribliez: cookies!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are cookies your favorite food?
scribliez: not really.
Guest3849: If you deny being a robot, you will be smited!
Bildgesmythe: I don't see myself as being smited.
Guest3849: I will smite you!
Bildgesmythe: How do you go around like that, without getting your nose broken?
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