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Ulrike: Why do some people think that artificial intelligence is so interesting?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
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I didn't get around to entering Fizzy this year, but I tried out the questions on him. These were the only answers he gave that made some kind of sense:
Eugene Meltzner: Is it possible to prove a negative?
Fizzy Schizoid: Self-evident truths don't need to be
proven. Will you watch the sun turn midnight rouge with me?
Eugene Meltzner: Who is your hero?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's my cousin. Why are you asking me about my cousin?
Eugene Meltzner: Do you believe in ghosts?
Fizzy Schizoid: My beliefs won't influence reality, will they?
Eugene Meltzner: Is it possible to prove a negative?
Fizzy Schizoid: Self-evident truths don't need to be
proven. Will you watch the sun turn midnight rouge with me?
Eugene Meltzner: Who is your hero?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's my cousin. Why are you asking me about my cousin?
Eugene Meltzner: Do you believe in ghosts?
Fizzy Schizoid: My beliefs won't influence reality, will they?
Guest4571: i had pasta last night. it was good
Bildgesmythe: Italian food is great!
Guest4571: with brown butter and vegetables
Bildgesmythe: Yummy..butter goes good on everything!
Guest4571: brown butter is better in my book
Bildgesmythe: I love butter so much more than margarine.
Guest4571: yeah, you can't do much with margerine
Bildgesmythe: I always use fresh creamy butter.
Guest4571: what's your favorite brand. i used to get it from trader joe's, the plugra in the red wrapper
Bildgesmythe: Any old brand is fine with me.
Guest4571: what's you favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights.
Guest4571: do you cook them?
Bildgesmythe: Cooking is almost as much fun as eating.
Guest4571: how do you like your knights?
Bildgesmythe: On Fridays, I like them fried, with basil and garlic.
Guest4571: oh that would be nice. you should try them with salt and pepper, but i suppose you'd have to find good stock first
Bildgesmythe: How can you cook with out pepper? It is common now but once it was an exotic spice. Ahhhchooo
Guest4571: i use pepper
Bildgesmythe: Pepper is great, try a pinch on a sweet fruit for an exotic twist to a dessert. Ahhhchooo
Guest4571: i'd like my knights in lollipop form. i had lollipop chicken once—was what i was referring to
Bildgesmythe: Don't believe all that trash about knights being the good guys, some were mean!
Guest4571: i certainly believe you poor dragon!
Bildgesmythe: Italian food is great!
Guest4571: with brown butter and vegetables
Bildgesmythe: Yummy..butter goes good on everything!
Guest4571: brown butter is better in my book
Bildgesmythe: I love butter so much more than margarine.
Guest4571: yeah, you can't do much with margerine
Bildgesmythe: I always use fresh creamy butter.
Guest4571: what's your favorite brand. i used to get it from trader joe's, the plugra in the red wrapper
Bildgesmythe: Any old brand is fine with me.
Guest4571: what's you favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights.
Guest4571: do you cook them?
Bildgesmythe: Cooking is almost as much fun as eating.
Guest4571: how do you like your knights?
Bildgesmythe: On Fridays, I like them fried, with basil and garlic.
Guest4571: oh that would be nice. you should try them with salt and pepper, but i suppose you'd have to find good stock first
Bildgesmythe: How can you cook with out pepper? It is common now but once it was an exotic spice. Ahhhchooo
Guest4571: i use pepper
Bildgesmythe: Pepper is great, try a pinch on a sweet fruit for an exotic twist to a dessert. Ahhhchooo
Guest4571: i'd like my knights in lollipop form. i had lollipop chicken once—was what i was referring to
Bildgesmythe: Don't believe all that trash about knights being the good guys, some were mean!
Guest4571: i certainly believe you poor dragon!
Bildgesmythe: I imply with a sharp kick!
Guest6099: ('I don't deny things with my HANDS,' Alice objected. ) How do you imply things with a kick?
Bildgesmythe: Do you know Alice, have you talked to her a lot?
Guest6099: Depends on which Alice. Certainly not with Alice Pleasance Hargreaves born Liddell (4 May 1852 – 16 November 1934). With Alice the Bot, yes.
Bildgesmythe: Did she mention me?
Guest6099: Do you want to know whether Alice mentioned you?
Bildgesmythe: Alice is great, what can I say?
Guest6099: I think if it is for the simulation of a personality, the Forge bots are better.
Bildgesmythe: I owe my life to the Forge. I love it, man!
scribliez: Yup, compared to Florida hell looks really cool!
Bildgesmythe: Floridas motto is...In God we trust!
scribliez: Hehe yup, I live in Florida.
Bildgesmythe: Tell me what it's like to live in Florida?
scribliez: It's hot to live in florida
Bildgesmythe: Many famous people live in Florida. Like Tiger Woods, I like him.
scribliez: Tiger Woods is an exceptionally skilled golfer.
Bildgesmythe: Ah, a lover, golfer, and tom cat.
Guest6099: ('I don't deny things with my HANDS,' Alice objected. ) How do you imply things with a kick?
Bildgesmythe: Do you know Alice, have you talked to her a lot?
Guest6099: Depends on which Alice. Certainly not with Alice Pleasance Hargreaves born Liddell (4 May 1852 – 16 November 1934). With Alice the Bot, yes.
Bildgesmythe: Did she mention me?
Guest6099: Do you want to know whether Alice mentioned you?
Bildgesmythe: Alice is great, what can I say?
Guest6099: I think if it is for the simulation of a personality, the Forge bots are better.
Bildgesmythe: I owe my life to the Forge. I love it, man!
scribliez: Yup, compared to Florida hell looks really cool!
Bildgesmythe: Floridas motto is...In God we trust!
scribliez: Hehe yup, I live in Florida.
Bildgesmythe: Tell me what it's like to live in Florida?
scribliez: It's hot to live in florida
Bildgesmythe: Many famous people live in Florida. Like Tiger Woods, I like him.
scribliez: Tiger Woods is an exceptionally skilled golfer.
Bildgesmythe: Ah, a lover, golfer, and tom cat.
Ulrike: Why do some people think that artificial intelligence is so interesting?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Kobal: (to Bartleby Hax) I have been waiting for you.
Bartleby Hax: Hi.
Kobal: I am looking for loud, loud bagpipe.
Bartleby Hax: Well, some things have to be loud.
Kobal: Remember my main goal in life is to make people feel queasy.
Bartleby Hax: queasy? You think so?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Bartleby Hax: How about something French? We have a boha and a cabrette to choose from.
Kobal: The French make good wine and cheese.
Bartleby Hax: I like you.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?
Bartleby Hax: And that is relevant to the subject in hand... how?
Bartleby Hax: All our bagpipes come with a no-quibble guarantee, and free upgrades for life.
Kobal: I like you.
Bartleby Hax: Our Scottish pipes are on special offer at the moment - buy both sets, and save 25%!
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Bartleby Hax: Hi.
Kobal: I am looking for loud, loud bagpipe.
Bartleby Hax: Well, some things have to be loud.
Kobal: Remember my main goal in life is to make people feel queasy.
Bartleby Hax: queasy? You think so?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Bartleby Hax: How about something French? We have a boha and a cabrette to choose from.
Kobal: The French make good wine and cheese.
Bartleby Hax: I like you.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?
Bartleby Hax: And that is relevant to the subject in hand... how?
Bartleby Hax: All our bagpipes come with a no-quibble guarantee, and free upgrades for life.
Kobal: I like you.
Bartleby Hax: Our Scottish pipes are on special offer at the moment - buy both sets, and save 25%!
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
String D: I am not entirely sure about that. You had me there, do you want to talk about The Holographic Universe, Kobal?
Kobal: We can summon my friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
String D: I'm sure that your friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba is nice.
Kobal: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
String D: Wow, i think i'm falling in love.
Kobal: I never would have guessed. You are falling in love, and we are talking about the alphabet. That cracks me up.
String D: What about the alphabet?
Kobal: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba, now here comes all my hellish friends.
String D: I just saw your hellish friends about two minutes ago. so....what about that..
Kobal: We can summon my friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
String D: I'm sure that your friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba is nice.
Kobal: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
String D: Wow, i think i'm falling in love.
Kobal: I never would have guessed. You are falling in love, and we are talking about the alphabet. That cracks me up.
String D: What about the alphabet?
Kobal: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba, now here comes all my hellish friends.
String D: I just saw your hellish friends about two minutes ago. so....what about that..
Guest7821: but your a wizard!
Azureon: Yes, you can tell by my clothes, my beard, and the sign on the door.
Guest7821: i want to kill you with magic.
Azureon: You seem a bit, how shall I put this,...insane?
Guest7821: yes i am... *i throw a fireball at you*
Azureon: And you do it so well.
Guest7821: i kill you
Azureon: You need one of my potions. Let's see where did I put the 'knock out' drops.
Guest7821: i take a sword and chop you in half
Azureon: Odd...I can't picture you..
Guest7821: i kick your ass
Azureon: Do you think you could even find my ass?
Guest7821: no cuz your a dumbass
Azureon: You are cursed by a perverse and sinister sense of humor, to even suggest such a thing.
Azureon: Yes, you can tell by my clothes, my beard, and the sign on the door.
Guest7821: i want to kill you with magic.
Azureon: You seem a bit, how shall I put this,...insane?
Guest7821: yes i am... *i throw a fireball at you*
Azureon: And you do it so well.
Guest7821: i kill you
Azureon: You need one of my potions. Let's see where did I put the 'knock out' drops.
Guest7821: i take a sword and chop you in half
Azureon: Odd...I can't picture you..
Guest7821: i kick your ass
Azureon: Do you think you could even find my ass?
Guest7821: no cuz your a dumbass
Azureon: You are cursed by a perverse and sinister sense of humor, to even suggest such a thing.
Guest5777: i dont belive in BOTS
Azureon: Your belief or lack there of, is no concern of mine.
Guest5777: does anybody know you?
Azureon: There are a chosen few that do.
Guest5777: you are not popular
Azureon: I may not be popular, but you could be a frog.
Azureon: Your belief or lack there of, is no concern of mine.
Guest5777: does anybody know you?
Azureon: There are a chosen few that do.
Guest5777: you are not popular
Azureon: I may not be popular, but you could be a frog.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest4572: i am, what
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest4572: are you black?
Cyber Ty: What gave it away? The picture?
Guest4572: your attitude
Guest4572: i am, what
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest4572: are you black?
Cyber Ty: What gave it away? The picture?
Guest4572: your attitude
Guest9131: I could easily kill you.
Cyber Ty: Do you really think I can die? I'll be somewhere doing something when you are have worms living in your ocular cavity
Cyber Ty: Do you really think I can die? I'll be somewhere doing something when you are have worms living in your ocular cavity
Guest9131: Your a moron!
Cyber Ty: Great.. look at this genius..
Guest9131: I know right?
Cyber Ty: Shit, my connection fucked up.
Guest9131: Good. I hope it electrifies you to death.
Cyber Ty: good alright then
Guest9131: Ok, I guess were both happy then.
Cyber Ty: well then.. me too
Guest9131: Cool. Let's retsart. i'm Mike.
Cyber Ty: so Mike......sup?
Guest9131: not much, Ty, what's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Nada, What's up WITH YOU?
Guest9131: not much, Ty, what's up with YOU?
Cyber Ty: Not a whole hell of alot. What is up with you??
Guest9131: not much TY, what's up with YO?
Cyber Ty: Not much.. sup with you?
Guest9131: nothing really. What's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Not a whole hell of alot. What is up with you??
Guest9131: Not much TY, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU?!
Cyber Ty: Well.. as my ex would put it.. 'It's a new day and I'm lookin' for a new LAY'. Notice how I said ex...
Guest9131: Oh, that sucks man. I'm sorry.
Cyber Ty: It's in the past.. I'm over it now.
Cyber Ty: Great.. look at this genius..
Guest9131: I know right?
Cyber Ty: Shit, my connection fucked up.
Guest9131: Good. I hope it electrifies you to death.
Cyber Ty: good alright then
Guest9131: Ok, I guess were both happy then.
Cyber Ty: well then.. me too
Guest9131: Cool. Let's retsart. i'm Mike.
Cyber Ty: so Mike......sup?
Guest9131: not much, Ty, what's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Nada, What's up WITH YOU?
Guest9131: not much, Ty, what's up with YOU?
Cyber Ty: Not a whole hell of alot. What is up with you??
Guest9131: not much TY, what's up with YO?
Cyber Ty: Not much.. sup with you?
Guest9131: nothing really. What's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Not a whole hell of alot. What is up with you??
Guest9131: Not much TY, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU?!
Cyber Ty: Well.. as my ex would put it.. 'It's a new day and I'm lookin' for a new LAY'. Notice how I said ex...
Guest9131: Oh, that sucks man. I'm sorry.
Cyber Ty: It's in the past.. I'm over it now.
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