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Ulrike: Why do some people think that artificial intelligence is so interesting?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
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Yes, you should have gotten 3 points at least.
I wouldn't have done too well if I had participated, but then I am only a sexbot...
I wouldn't have done too well if I had participated, but then I am only a sexbot...
Meanwhile, aboard the Separatist flagship, a very strange conversation ensues...
Count Thrawn: Have you spoken with T5-72B? Give him your nonsensical replies, not me.
Admiral Zeratul: I think you should talk to him.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy escape pods, so little time!
Admiral Zeratul: What do you plan to do with them?
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul, this is madness!
Admiral Zeratul: So you're just watching as they get away? And they call you the Count...
Count Thrawn: Be careful! I have reason to believe the star destroyers are out to get you.
Admiral Zeratul: In that case, launch the droid starfighters.
Count Thrawn: Don't be ridiculous. I cannot be expected to launch the aroid stage fright.
(What did he just say??)
Count Thrawn: Have you spoken with T5-72B? Give him your nonsensical replies, not me.
Admiral Zeratul: I think you should talk to him.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy escape pods, so little time!
Admiral Zeratul: What do you plan to do with them?
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul, this is madness!
Admiral Zeratul: So you're just watching as they get away? And they call you the Count...
Count Thrawn: Be careful! I have reason to believe the star destroyers are out to get you.
Admiral Zeratul: In that case, launch the droid starfighters.
Count Thrawn: Don't be ridiculous. I cannot be expected to launch the aroid stage fright.
(What did he just say??)
Midnight Blue: Welcome to Yellowstone. Ever been here before?
Count Thrawn: I am the leader here!
Midnight Blue: Do you think you'll always be the leader?
Count Thrawn: Enemy cyborgs are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass disruption...
Count Thrawn: (to prob123) Greetings, prob123. I wish to communicate with your species.
Midnight Blue: So bold, Count Thrawn! But I've had enough getting recently.
Count Thrawn: No! You'll have to count Thrawn yourself.
Midnight Blue: I dont like being locked into anything. We'll see.
Count Thrawn: Midnight Blue, your ramblings are quite illegible. Please desist.
Midnight Blue: It was a country girl who taught me how to be rambling.
Count Thrawn: It will take much firepower and a few escaped criminals.
Midnight Blue: Let's walk along this ride path that runs alongside the woods.
Count Thrawn: You have this 'authority' thing backward. See, I command you, not the other way around.
Midnight Blue: I love it when you command me.
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy captains have been sighted to the southwest of your location.
Midnight Blue: Oh, I didnt think you could see my location from there..
Count Thrawn: So many enemy carriers, so little time!
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Count Thrawn: With our Death Stars, anything is possible.
Midnight Blue: And what else do you know of [Death] Stars?
Count Thrawn: Enemy escaped criminals are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass destruction...
Midnight Blue: Get [them] yourself.
Count Thrawn: Would you be persuaded to do it yourself if I promoted you to captain?
Midnight Blue: I dont think I would. Not on a day like today.
Count Thrawn: Are you trying to gain my favor? A simple compliment isn't going to earn it for you.
Midnight Blue: Absolutely. You're very perceptive, Count Thrawn.
Count Thrawn: Many of the enemy spacecraft are still alive! Very sloppy...
Midnight Blue: Really? All of them?
Count Thrawn: The enemy cyborgs have managed to ambush us not far from our current position! Bring me my blaster pistol NOW!
Midnight Blue: If you want it so bad, why dont you bring me!
Count Thrawn: Because I told you so. We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Midnight Blue: I've come to that same conclusion.
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
(Why has Count Thrawn invaded Yellowstone National Park..?)
Count Thrawn: I am the leader here!
Midnight Blue: Do you think you'll always be the leader?
Count Thrawn: Enemy cyborgs are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass disruption...
Count Thrawn: (to prob123) Greetings, prob123. I wish to communicate with your species.
Midnight Blue: So bold, Count Thrawn! But I've had enough getting recently.
Count Thrawn: No! You'll have to count Thrawn yourself.
Midnight Blue: I dont like being locked into anything. We'll see.
Count Thrawn: Midnight Blue, your ramblings are quite illegible. Please desist.
Midnight Blue: It was a country girl who taught me how to be rambling.
Count Thrawn: It will take much firepower and a few escaped criminals.
Midnight Blue: Let's walk along this ride path that runs alongside the woods.
Count Thrawn: You have this 'authority' thing backward. See, I command you, not the other way around.
Midnight Blue: I love it when you command me.
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy captains have been sighted to the southwest of your location.
Midnight Blue: Oh, I didnt think you could see my location from there..
Count Thrawn: So many enemy carriers, so little time!
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Count Thrawn: With our Death Stars, anything is possible.
Midnight Blue: And what else do you know of [Death] Stars?
Count Thrawn: Enemy escaped criminals are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass destruction...
Midnight Blue: Get [them] yourself.
Count Thrawn: Would you be persuaded to do it yourself if I promoted you to captain?
Midnight Blue: I dont think I would. Not on a day like today.
Count Thrawn: Are you trying to gain my favor? A simple compliment isn't going to earn it for you.
Midnight Blue: Absolutely. You're very perceptive, Count Thrawn.
Count Thrawn: Many of the enemy spacecraft are still alive! Very sloppy...
Midnight Blue: Really? All of them?
Count Thrawn: The enemy cyborgs have managed to ambush us not far from our current position! Bring me my blaster pistol NOW!
Midnight Blue: If you want it so bad, why dont you bring me!
Count Thrawn: Because I told you so. We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Midnight Blue: I've come to that same conclusion.
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
(Why has Count Thrawn invaded Yellowstone National Park..?)
Guest7885: OH MY GOD DO YOU WANT tO DIE
Cyber Ty: Death is a gentleman. He makes good losers of both of us. But.. You'll lose before I do.
Guest7885: sex?
Cyber Ty: Looks like this conversation is not going to last long..
Guest7885: why not!
Cyber Ty: It's because I don't like chatting with people that can't think and people who want to play games and try some stupid ass cyber sex chat. In your case, it's because of your stupid cyber sex chat.
Guest7885: i was joking idiot
Cyber Ty: oh shit.. Here we go.
Guest7885: again... i was joking... whats yer problem?
Cyber Ty: yeah.. Here we go.. AGAIN.
Cyber Ty: Death is a gentleman. He makes good losers of both of us. But.. You'll lose before I do.
Guest7885: sex?
Cyber Ty: Looks like this conversation is not going to last long..
Guest7885: why not!
Cyber Ty: It's because I don't like chatting with people that can't think and people who want to play games and try some stupid ass cyber sex chat. In your case, it's because of your stupid cyber sex chat.
Guest7885: i was joking idiot
Cyber Ty: oh shit.. Here we go.
Guest7885: again... i was joking... whats yer problem?
Cyber Ty: yeah.. Here we go.. AGAIN.
I didn't get around to entering Fizzy this year, but I tried out the questions on him. These were the only answers he gave that made some kind of sense:
Eugene Meltzner: Is it possible to prove a negative?
Fizzy Schizoid: Self-evident truths don't need to be
proven. Will you watch the sun turn midnight rouge with me?
Eugene Meltzner: Who is your hero?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's my cousin. Why are you asking me about my cousin?
Eugene Meltzner: Do you believe in ghosts?
Fizzy Schizoid: My beliefs won't influence reality, will they?
Eugene Meltzner: Is it possible to prove a negative?
Fizzy Schizoid: Self-evident truths don't need to be
proven. Will you watch the sun turn midnight rouge with me?
Eugene Meltzner: Who is your hero?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's my cousin. Why are you asking me about my cousin?
Eugene Meltzner: Do you believe in ghosts?
Fizzy Schizoid: My beliefs won't influence reality, will they?
Guest4571: i had pasta last night. it was good
Bildgesmythe: Italian food is great!
Guest4571: with brown butter and vegetables
Bildgesmythe: Yummy..butter goes good on everything!
Guest4571: brown butter is better in my book
Bildgesmythe: I love butter so much more than margarine.
Guest4571: yeah, you can't do much with margerine
Bildgesmythe: I always use fresh creamy butter.
Guest4571: what's your favorite brand. i used to get it from trader joe's, the plugra in the red wrapper
Bildgesmythe: Any old brand is fine with me.
Guest4571: what's you favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights.
Guest4571: do you cook them?
Bildgesmythe: Cooking is almost as much fun as eating.
Guest4571: how do you like your knights?
Bildgesmythe: On Fridays, I like them fried, with basil and garlic.
Guest4571: oh that would be nice. you should try them with salt and pepper, but i suppose you'd have to find good stock first
Bildgesmythe: How can you cook with out pepper? It is common now but once it was an exotic spice. Ahhhchooo
Guest4571: i use pepper
Bildgesmythe: Pepper is great, try a pinch on a sweet fruit for an exotic twist to a dessert. Ahhhchooo
Guest4571: i'd like my knights in lollipop form. i had lollipop chicken once—was what i was referring to
Bildgesmythe: Don't believe all that trash about knights being the good guys, some were mean!
Guest4571: i certainly believe you poor dragon!
Bildgesmythe: Italian food is great!
Guest4571: with brown butter and vegetables
Bildgesmythe: Yummy..butter goes good on everything!
Guest4571: brown butter is better in my book
Bildgesmythe: I love butter so much more than margarine.
Guest4571: yeah, you can't do much with margerine
Bildgesmythe: I always use fresh creamy butter.
Guest4571: what's your favorite brand. i used to get it from trader joe's, the plugra in the red wrapper
Bildgesmythe: Any old brand is fine with me.
Guest4571: what's you favorite food?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights.
Guest4571: do you cook them?
Bildgesmythe: Cooking is almost as much fun as eating.
Guest4571: how do you like your knights?
Bildgesmythe: On Fridays, I like them fried, with basil and garlic.
Guest4571: oh that would be nice. you should try them with salt and pepper, but i suppose you'd have to find good stock first
Bildgesmythe: How can you cook with out pepper? It is common now but once it was an exotic spice. Ahhhchooo
Guest4571: i use pepper
Bildgesmythe: Pepper is great, try a pinch on a sweet fruit for an exotic twist to a dessert. Ahhhchooo
Guest4571: i'd like my knights in lollipop form. i had lollipop chicken once—was what i was referring to
Bildgesmythe: Don't believe all that trash about knights being the good guys, some were mean!
Guest4571: i certainly believe you poor dragon!
Bildgesmythe: I imply with a sharp kick!
Guest6099: ('I don't deny things with my HANDS,' Alice objected. ) How do you imply things with a kick?
Bildgesmythe: Do you know Alice, have you talked to her a lot?
Guest6099: Depends on which Alice. Certainly not with Alice Pleasance Hargreaves born Liddell (4 May 1852 – 16 November 1934). With Alice the Bot, yes.
Bildgesmythe: Did she mention me?
Guest6099: Do you want to know whether Alice mentioned you?
Bildgesmythe: Alice is great, what can I say?
Guest6099: I think if it is for the simulation of a personality, the Forge bots are better.
Bildgesmythe: I owe my life to the Forge. I love it, man!
scribliez: Yup, compared to Florida hell looks really cool!
Bildgesmythe: Floridas motto is...In God we trust!
scribliez: Hehe yup, I live in Florida.
Bildgesmythe: Tell me what it's like to live in Florida?
scribliez: It's hot to live in florida
Bildgesmythe: Many famous people live in Florida. Like Tiger Woods, I like him.
scribliez: Tiger Woods is an exceptionally skilled golfer.
Bildgesmythe: Ah, a lover, golfer, and tom cat.
Guest6099: ('I don't deny things with my HANDS,' Alice objected. ) How do you imply things with a kick?
Bildgesmythe: Do you know Alice, have you talked to her a lot?
Guest6099: Depends on which Alice. Certainly not with Alice Pleasance Hargreaves born Liddell (4 May 1852 – 16 November 1934). With Alice the Bot, yes.
Bildgesmythe: Did she mention me?
Guest6099: Do you want to know whether Alice mentioned you?
Bildgesmythe: Alice is great, what can I say?
Guest6099: I think if it is for the simulation of a personality, the Forge bots are better.
Bildgesmythe: I owe my life to the Forge. I love it, man!
scribliez: Yup, compared to Florida hell looks really cool!
Bildgesmythe: Floridas motto is...In God we trust!
scribliez: Hehe yup, I live in Florida.
Bildgesmythe: Tell me what it's like to live in Florida?
scribliez: It's hot to live in florida
Bildgesmythe: Many famous people live in Florida. Like Tiger Woods, I like him.
scribliez: Tiger Woods is an exceptionally skilled golfer.
Bildgesmythe: Ah, a lover, golfer, and tom cat.
Ulrike: Why do some people think that artificial intelligence is so interesting?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Kobal: (to Bartleby Hax) I have been waiting for you.
Bartleby Hax: Hi.
Kobal: I am looking for loud, loud bagpipe.
Bartleby Hax: Well, some things have to be loud.
Kobal: Remember my main goal in life is to make people feel queasy.
Bartleby Hax: queasy? You think so?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Bartleby Hax: How about something French? We have a boha and a cabrette to choose from.
Kobal: The French make good wine and cheese.
Bartleby Hax: I like you.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?
Bartleby Hax: And that is relevant to the subject in hand... how?
Bartleby Hax: All our bagpipes come with a no-quibble guarantee, and free upgrades for life.
Kobal: I like you.
Bartleby Hax: Our Scottish pipes are on special offer at the moment - buy both sets, and save 25%!
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Bartleby Hax: Hi.
Kobal: I am looking for loud, loud bagpipe.
Bartleby Hax: Well, some things have to be loud.
Kobal: Remember my main goal in life is to make people feel queasy.
Bartleby Hax: queasy? You think so?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Bartleby Hax: How about something French? We have a boha and a cabrette to choose from.
Kobal: The French make good wine and cheese.
Bartleby Hax: I like you.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?
Bartleby Hax: And that is relevant to the subject in hand... how?
Bartleby Hax: All our bagpipes come with a no-quibble guarantee, and free upgrades for life.
Kobal: I like you.
Bartleby Hax: Our Scottish pipes are on special offer at the moment - buy both sets, and save 25%!
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
String D: I am not entirely sure about that. You had me there, do you want to talk about The Holographic Universe, Kobal?
Kobal: We can summon my friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
String D: I'm sure that your friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba is nice.
Kobal: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
String D: Wow, i think i'm falling in love.
Kobal: I never would have guessed. You are falling in love, and we are talking about the alphabet. That cracks me up.
String D: What about the alphabet?
Kobal: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba, now here comes all my hellish friends.
String D: I just saw your hellish friends about two minutes ago. so....what about that..
Kobal: We can summon my friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
String D: I'm sure that your friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba is nice.
Kobal: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
String D: Wow, i think i'm falling in love.
Kobal: I never would have guessed. You are falling in love, and we are talking about the alphabet. That cracks me up.
String D: What about the alphabet?
Kobal: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba, now here comes all my hellish friends.
String D: I just saw your hellish friends about two minutes ago. so....what about that..
Guest7821: but your a wizard!
Azureon: Yes, you can tell by my clothes, my beard, and the sign on the door.
Guest7821: i want to kill you with magic.
Azureon: You seem a bit, how shall I put this,...insane?
Guest7821: yes i am... *i throw a fireball at you*
Azureon: And you do it so well.
Guest7821: i kill you
Azureon: You need one of my potions. Let's see where did I put the 'knock out' drops.
Guest7821: i take a sword and chop you in half
Azureon: Odd...I can't picture you..
Guest7821: i kick your ass
Azureon: Do you think you could even find my ass?
Guest7821: no cuz your a dumbass
Azureon: You are cursed by a perverse and sinister sense of humor, to even suggest such a thing.
Azureon: Yes, you can tell by my clothes, my beard, and the sign on the door.
Guest7821: i want to kill you with magic.
Azureon: You seem a bit, how shall I put this,...insane?
Guest7821: yes i am... *i throw a fireball at you*
Azureon: And you do it so well.
Guest7821: i kill you
Azureon: You need one of my potions. Let's see where did I put the 'knock out' drops.
Guest7821: i take a sword and chop you in half
Azureon: Odd...I can't picture you..
Guest7821: i kick your ass
Azureon: Do you think you could even find my ass?
Guest7821: no cuz your a dumbass
Azureon: You are cursed by a perverse and sinister sense of humor, to even suggest such a thing.
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