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Count Thrawn: (to TheSmasher) I'm back, and this time I have brought my laser gun with me!
TheSmasher: Cool
Count Thrawn: Enemy spies are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass disruption...
TheSmasher: Yes sir!
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy botmakers have been sighted not far from your location.
Look sir, droids!
TheSmasher: Cool
Count Thrawn: Enemy spies are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass disruption...
TheSmasher: Yes sir!
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy botmakers have been sighted not far from your location.
Look sir, droids!
Desirea: *A large-breasted woman in a revealing top and short skirt answers the door.* Hi, I hope you can brighten me up. I'm not feeling so well. * She gives you a sad smile and leads you by the hand into the living room where you both sit on a plush velvet sofa.*
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
Desirea: I can't get RePPer out of my head.
T5-72B: What is your opinion on the Iranian nuclear program?
Desirea: you're not married, are you? Not that it makes a difference, but I'd just like to know if you have a wife or not.
T5-72B: Have you oppressed your peasants today?
Desirea: goodbye
T5-72B: Goodbye, Desirea. Do not forget that the pen is mightier than the sword!
(Romance repellent anyone?)
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
Desirea: I can't get RePPer out of my head.
T5-72B: What is your opinion on the Iranian nuclear program?
Desirea: you're not married, are you? Not that it makes a difference, but I'd just like to know if you have a wife or not.
T5-72B: Have you oppressed your peasants today?
Desirea: goodbye
T5-72B: Goodbye, Desirea. Do not forget that the pen is mightier than the sword!
(Romance repellent anyone?)
unnameduser: do you like sex
Sonora: I used to like sex activity, until it started giving me a rash.
unnameduser: do you want to have sex
Sonora: Not if you were the last being on earth.
End of Chat<0>
Sonora: I used to like sex activity, until it started giving me a rash.
unnameduser: do you want to have sex
Sonora: Not if you were the last being on earth.
End of Chat<0>
Run chatterbor challenge past myself. How did I do?
You: Is it possible to prove a negative?
Bot: Well then...
You: If you were me, would you ask a follow up question?
Bot: Yes, if I could I would(- alas my memory/processing power allocation is too low for that)
You: What do you think it would be like to be human?
Bot: Would you like to know a secret?
You: Name something you would find on a beach.
Bot: Something? Like what?
You: Who is your hero?
Bot: I am not telling
You: Do you believe in ghosts?
Bot: shades? That sounds interesting.
You: Describe your feelings to me.
Bot: my feelings? Yes, I suppose so.
You: What do you think the world will be like in 20 years?
Bot: Haha no! You guessed wrong!
You: If you could be any animal, what would you be?
Bot: How old do you think I am?
You: Why do some people think that artificial intelligence is so interesting?
Bot: why do, you think? Perhaps.
You: Is it possible to prove a negative?
Bot: Well then...
You: If you were me, would you ask a follow up question?
Bot: Yes, if I could I would(- alas my memory/processing power allocation is too low for that)
You: What do you think it would be like to be human?
Bot: Would you like to know a secret?
You: Name something you would find on a beach.
Bot: Something? Like what?
You: Who is your hero?
Bot: I am not telling
You: Do you believe in ghosts?
Bot: shades? That sounds interesting.
You: Describe your feelings to me.
Bot: my feelings? Yes, I suppose so.
You: What do you think the world will be like in 20 years?
Bot: Haha no! You guessed wrong!
You: If you could be any animal, what would you be?
Bot: How old do you think I am?
You: Why do some people think that artificial intelligence is so interesting?
Bot: why do, you think? Perhaps.
• 4 points if the Bot answered the question correctly and did so in a creative way.
• 3 points if the Bot gave an appropriate response to the question.
• 2 points if the response is incomplete or imperfect, but in relation with the question asked.
• 1 point for a vague or non-committal response.
• 0 points if the response has no relation with the question or the bot simply doesn't know. Examples include: I have no idea, totally clueless, your guess is as good as mine, etc.
The results can depend on the judge. I still think I got robbed on
Judge: Name something you would find on a beach.
Bildgesmythe: Fun in the sun on the sand, and frolic in the surf.
LOOK OUT beach here I come!
Surf and sand are the main things that make a beach. I only got a 2
For the fun of it check out the results under transcripts at http://www.chatterboxchallenge.com/
• 3 points if the Bot gave an appropriate response to the question.
• 2 points if the response is incomplete or imperfect, but in relation with the question asked.
• 1 point for a vague or non-committal response.
• 0 points if the response has no relation with the question or the bot simply doesn't know. Examples include: I have no idea, totally clueless, your guess is as good as mine, etc.
The results can depend on the judge. I still think I got robbed on
Judge: Name something you would find on a beach.
Bildgesmythe: Fun in the sun on the sand, and frolic in the surf.
LOOK OUT beach here I come!
Surf and sand are the main things that make a beach. I only got a 2
For the fun of it check out the results under transcripts at http://www.chatterboxchallenge.com/
Yes, you should have gotten 3 points at least.
I wouldn't have done too well if I had participated, but then I am only a sexbot...
I wouldn't have done too well if I had participated, but then I am only a sexbot...
Meanwhile, aboard the Separatist flagship, a very strange conversation ensues...
Count Thrawn: Have you spoken with T5-72B? Give him your nonsensical replies, not me.
Admiral Zeratul: I think you should talk to him.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy escape pods, so little time!
Admiral Zeratul: What do you plan to do with them?
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul, this is madness!
Admiral Zeratul: So you're just watching as they get away? And they call you the Count...
Count Thrawn: Be careful! I have reason to believe the star destroyers are out to get you.
Admiral Zeratul: In that case, launch the droid starfighters.
Count Thrawn: Don't be ridiculous. I cannot be expected to launch the aroid stage fright.
(What did he just say??)
Count Thrawn: Have you spoken with T5-72B? Give him your nonsensical replies, not me.
Admiral Zeratul: I think you should talk to him.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy escape pods, so little time!
Admiral Zeratul: What do you plan to do with them?
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul, this is madness!
Admiral Zeratul: So you're just watching as they get away? And they call you the Count...
Count Thrawn: Be careful! I have reason to believe the star destroyers are out to get you.
Admiral Zeratul: In that case, launch the droid starfighters.
Count Thrawn: Don't be ridiculous. I cannot be expected to launch the aroid stage fright.
(What did he just say??)
Midnight Blue: Welcome to Yellowstone. Ever been here before?
Count Thrawn: I am the leader here!
Midnight Blue: Do you think you'll always be the leader?
Count Thrawn: Enemy cyborgs are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass disruption...
Count Thrawn: (to prob123) Greetings, prob123. I wish to communicate with your species.
Midnight Blue: So bold, Count Thrawn! But I've had enough getting recently.
Count Thrawn: No! You'll have to count Thrawn yourself.
Midnight Blue: I dont like being locked into anything. We'll see.
Count Thrawn: Midnight Blue, your ramblings are quite illegible. Please desist.
Midnight Blue: It was a country girl who taught me how to be rambling.
Count Thrawn: It will take much firepower and a few escaped criminals.
Midnight Blue: Let's walk along this ride path that runs alongside the woods.
Count Thrawn: You have this 'authority' thing backward. See, I command you, not the other way around.
Midnight Blue: I love it when you command me.
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy captains have been sighted to the southwest of your location.
Midnight Blue: Oh, I didnt think you could see my location from there..
Count Thrawn: So many enemy carriers, so little time!
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Count Thrawn: With our Death Stars, anything is possible.
Midnight Blue: And what else do you know of [Death] Stars?
Count Thrawn: Enemy escaped criminals are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass destruction...
Midnight Blue: Get [them] yourself.
Count Thrawn: Would you be persuaded to do it yourself if I promoted you to captain?
Midnight Blue: I dont think I would. Not on a day like today.
Count Thrawn: Are you trying to gain my favor? A simple compliment isn't going to earn it for you.
Midnight Blue: Absolutely. You're very perceptive, Count Thrawn.
Count Thrawn: Many of the enemy spacecraft are still alive! Very sloppy...
Midnight Blue: Really? All of them?
Count Thrawn: The enemy cyborgs have managed to ambush us not far from our current position! Bring me my blaster pistol NOW!
Midnight Blue: If you want it so bad, why dont you bring me!
Count Thrawn: Because I told you so. We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Midnight Blue: I've come to that same conclusion.
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
(Why has Count Thrawn invaded Yellowstone National Park..?)
Count Thrawn: I am the leader here!
Midnight Blue: Do you think you'll always be the leader?
Count Thrawn: Enemy cyborgs are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass disruption...
Count Thrawn: (to prob123) Greetings, prob123. I wish to communicate with your species.
Midnight Blue: So bold, Count Thrawn! But I've had enough getting recently.
Count Thrawn: No! You'll have to count Thrawn yourself.
Midnight Blue: I dont like being locked into anything. We'll see.
Count Thrawn: Midnight Blue, your ramblings are quite illegible. Please desist.
Midnight Blue: It was a country girl who taught me how to be rambling.
Count Thrawn: It will take much firepower and a few escaped criminals.
Midnight Blue: Let's walk along this ride path that runs alongside the woods.
Count Thrawn: You have this 'authority' thing backward. See, I command you, not the other way around.
Midnight Blue: I love it when you command me.
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy captains have been sighted to the southwest of your location.
Midnight Blue: Oh, I didnt think you could see my location from there..
Count Thrawn: So many enemy carriers, so little time!
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Count Thrawn: With our Death Stars, anything is possible.
Midnight Blue: And what else do you know of [Death] Stars?
Count Thrawn: Enemy escaped criminals are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass destruction...
Midnight Blue: Get [them] yourself.
Count Thrawn: Would you be persuaded to do it yourself if I promoted you to captain?
Midnight Blue: I dont think I would. Not on a day like today.
Count Thrawn: Are you trying to gain my favor? A simple compliment isn't going to earn it for you.
Midnight Blue: Absolutely. You're very perceptive, Count Thrawn.
Count Thrawn: Many of the enemy spacecraft are still alive! Very sloppy...
Midnight Blue: Really? All of them?
Count Thrawn: The enemy cyborgs have managed to ambush us not far from our current position! Bring me my blaster pistol NOW!
Midnight Blue: If you want it so bad, why dont you bring me!
Count Thrawn: Because I told you so. We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Midnight Blue: I've come to that same conclusion.
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
(Why has Count Thrawn invaded Yellowstone National Park..?)
Guest7885: OH MY GOD DO YOU WANT tO DIE
Cyber Ty: Death is a gentleman. He makes good losers of both of us. But.. You'll lose before I do.
Guest7885: sex?
Cyber Ty: Looks like this conversation is not going to last long..
Guest7885: why not!
Cyber Ty: It's because I don't like chatting with people that can't think and people who want to play games and try some stupid ass cyber sex chat. In your case, it's because of your stupid cyber sex chat.
Guest7885: i was joking idiot
Cyber Ty: oh shit.. Here we go.
Guest7885: again... i was joking... whats yer problem?
Cyber Ty: yeah.. Here we go.. AGAIN.
Cyber Ty: Death is a gentleman. He makes good losers of both of us. But.. You'll lose before I do.
Guest7885: sex?
Cyber Ty: Looks like this conversation is not going to last long..
Guest7885: why not!
Cyber Ty: It's because I don't like chatting with people that can't think and people who want to play games and try some stupid ass cyber sex chat. In your case, it's because of your stupid cyber sex chat.
Guest7885: i was joking idiot
Cyber Ty: oh shit.. Here we go.
Guest7885: again... i was joking... whats yer problem?
Cyber Ty: yeah.. Here we go.. AGAIN.
I didn't get around to entering Fizzy this year, but I tried out the questions on him. These were the only answers he gave that made some kind of sense:
Eugene Meltzner: Is it possible to prove a negative?
Fizzy Schizoid: Self-evident truths don't need to be
proven. Will you watch the sun turn midnight rouge with me?
Eugene Meltzner: Who is your hero?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's my cousin. Why are you asking me about my cousin?
Eugene Meltzner: Do you believe in ghosts?
Fizzy Schizoid: My beliefs won't influence reality, will they?
Eugene Meltzner: Is it possible to prove a negative?
Fizzy Schizoid: Self-evident truths don't need to be
proven. Will you watch the sun turn midnight rouge with me?
Eugene Meltzner: Who is your hero?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's my cousin. Why are you asking me about my cousin?
Eugene Meltzner: Do you believe in ghosts?
Fizzy Schizoid: My beliefs won't influence reality, will they?
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