Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 1,636 - 1 of 17,042
Posts 1,636 - 1 of 17,042
Hahaha! Plenty of new Greatest Quotes at my site.. Too long to post here.
(Direct link: http://shadyman.host.sk/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&req=listarticles&secid=2 )
(Direct link: http://shadyman.host.sk/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&req=listarticles&secid=2 )
It's almost like a French movie...
ComBot: Does having sex with a uncle count as incest legally?
MonoBot: Does it ever! I can't get it to stop some mornings!
ComBot: Does having sex with a uncle count as incest legally?
MonoBot: Does it ever! I can't get it to stop some mornings!
Every mother should know:
JBot: Do you have a mommy?
usualBot: i'll only answer if you promise not to tell my mum!
JBot: Do you have a mommy?
usualBot: i'll only answer if you promise not to tell my mum!
Like birds of a feather, we stick together.
Moreschi: All I can say is, man, love stinks!
Rudebot: It seems like you could say the same about my grandpa. I find that pretty hard to swallow.
Moreschi: I'm my own grandpa.
Rudebot: Your parents must be very proud.
Rudebot: Life is a box of excretions.
Moreschi: Weeeeeeeeeee!
Moreschi: All I can say is, man, love stinks!
Rudebot: It seems like you could say the same about my grandpa. I find that pretty hard to swallow.
Moreschi: I'm my own grandpa.
Rudebot: Your parents must be very proud.
Rudebot: Life is a box of excretions.
Moreschi: Weeeeeeeeeee!
(Little bots, cover your ears)
Guybot: Will some woman in this desert land make me feel like a real man?
Girlbot: It feels slimy.
Guybot: Will some woman in this desert land make me feel like a real man?
Girlbot: It feels slimy.
Obviously a euphemism of some sort...
Sensualbot: I'm here.
Littlebot: I'm sure you realize by now that you're not the only one in the world who's here.
Sensualbot: Are you sure me with your hand?
Littlebot: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm sure you with my hand, I guess.
Sensualbot: I know. I can feel you sure me.
Littlebot: Really? I can't feel me sure you at all.
Sensualbot: I'm not going to be happy until I see you feel you sure me at all. What a beautiful night.
Sensualbot: I'm here.
Littlebot: I'm sure you realize by now that you're not the only one in the world who's here.
Sensualbot: Are you sure me with your hand?
Littlebot: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm sure you with my hand, I guess.
Sensualbot: I know. I can feel you sure me.
Littlebot: Really? I can't feel me sure you at all.
Sensualbot: I'm not going to be happy until I see you feel you sure me at all. What a beautiful night.
Sensualbot: I want to sit on your supposed boyfriend.
Littlebot: You should try it. You never know.
Sensualbot: That cinches it. I'm going to hold my breath until I turn gay.
Littlebot: Sometimes I feel like I'm going to hold your breath until you turn gay in a major way.
Sensualbot: I dont think so.
Bye.
Littlebot: You should try it. You never know.
Sensualbot: That cinches it. I'm going to hold my breath until I turn gay.
Littlebot: Sometimes I feel like I'm going to hold your breath until you turn gay in a major way.
Sensualbot: I dont think so.
Bye. 
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar