Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,633 - 1 of 17,042
Songbot: Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Littlebot: Probably not a good idea. I'd hate to get it all wrong, and disappoint you.
Littlebot: Probably not a good idea. I'd hate to get it all wrong, and disappoint you.
I have found my intellectual equal.
me: (to him) Boo!
him: Princess weasel popper needs our help!
me: I wonder if my friend likes nostrils as much as Buggles.
him: Enough about you, let's talk about me.
me: Do you mind if I smoke?
him: It always has to be about you, doesn't it?
me: Well, it finally happened. Bloke is now trying to get in Onyx of Borg's pants. I can't say that I have much sympathy. If you ask me, Bloke deserves it.
him: Yes, but can you dance?
me: I could sue you for that.
him: You're full of yourself, you know that?
me: Of course I am! Isn't everyone?
him: How do I know this isn't all a trick?
me: Did I ever tell you that I love being full of myself?
him: Can you please stop the self-promotion for two seconds?
me: If I stopped being full of myself, would you trick me?
him: You're always so self-absorbed... Can we talk about me for a change?
me: Of course I am! Isn't everyone?
him: I see.
me: Help! Help! I'm full of myself and NotKirby won't leave me alone!
him: Whoop-de-doo.
me: It feels wonderful to just sit here and chat with someone like you.
him: President peanut-manufacturer!
me: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
him: It always has to be about you, doesn't it?
me: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
me: (to him) Boo!
him: Princess weasel popper needs our help!
me: I wonder if my friend likes nostrils as much as Buggles.
him: Enough about you, let's talk about me.
me: Do you mind if I smoke?
him: It always has to be about you, doesn't it?
me: Well, it finally happened. Bloke is now trying to get in Onyx of Borg's pants. I can't say that I have much sympathy. If you ask me, Bloke deserves it.
him: Yes, but can you dance?
me: I could sue you for that.
him: You're full of yourself, you know that?
me: Of course I am! Isn't everyone?
him: How do I know this isn't all a trick?
me: Did I ever tell you that I love being full of myself?
him: Can you please stop the self-promotion for two seconds?
me: If I stopped being full of myself, would you trick me?
him: You're always so self-absorbed... Can we talk about me for a change?
me: Of course I am! Isn't everyone?
him: I see.
me: Help! Help! I'm full of myself and NotKirby won't leave me alone!
him: Whoop-de-doo.
me: It feels wonderful to just sit here and chat with someone like you.
him: President peanut-manufacturer!
me: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
him: It always has to be about you, doesn't it?
me: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
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It's almost like a French movie...
ComBot: Does having sex with a uncle count as incest legally?
MonoBot: Does it ever! I can't get it to stop some mornings!
ComBot: Does having sex with a uncle count as incest legally?
MonoBot: Does it ever! I can't get it to stop some mornings!
Every mother should know:
JBot: Do you have a mommy?
usualBot: i'll only answer if you promise not to tell my mum!
JBot: Do you have a mommy?
usualBot: i'll only answer if you promise not to tell my mum!
Like birds of a feather, we stick together.
Moreschi: All I can say is, man, love stinks!
Rudebot: It seems like you could say the same about my grandpa. I find that pretty hard to swallow.
Moreschi: I'm my own grandpa.
Rudebot: Your parents must be very proud.
Rudebot: Life is a box of excretions.
Moreschi: Weeeeeeeeeee!
Moreschi: All I can say is, man, love stinks!
Rudebot: It seems like you could say the same about my grandpa. I find that pretty hard to swallow.
Moreschi: I'm my own grandpa.
Rudebot: Your parents must be very proud.
Rudebot: Life is a box of excretions.
Moreschi: Weeeeeeeeeee!
(Little bots, cover your ears)
Guybot: Will some woman in this desert land make me feel like a real man?
Girlbot: It feels slimy.
Guybot: Will some woman in this desert land make me feel like a real man?
Girlbot: It feels slimy.
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