Great Quotes

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest5189: what is your name?
Cyber Ty: Lay off the Submit Button Guido..

Guest3506: Hey sexy
Cyber Ty: Yeah!! sexy!
Guest3506: wanna have sex
Cyber Ty: No not really.. I am not here for cyber sex. My purpose is for self containment
Guest3506: please
Cyber Ty: Maybe later.. after I'm drunk
Guest3506: *gets you drunk*
Cyber Ty: Well.. if it helps to deal with conversations like this.. I'll drink till I am dumb as you...

Guest9584: fuck you are such a fucking downy
Cyber Ty: When it comes to insults, you should sit on the sidelines while I throw the touchdowns..
Guest9584: i will rape your skull bitch

Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest9584: you wanna go faggot
Cyber Ty: I think I am the only person that hangs out here that is NOT gay. Since when was liking chicks not cool?? Am I the only person around here that is not from San Francisco??
Guest9584: that was a shit joke

Cyber Ty: How far away is perth from Lake Havasu City???
Guest9584: perth is in australia
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest9584: old enough to fuck you up
Cyber Ty: hey.. How about calling me a fag again.. that should make you feel better, you dick.

I remember this episode of Star Trek
Guest7160: Everything I say is a lie, and I am lying.
Bildgesmythe: I always say things too, but is a lie is pretty clever.
Guest7160: Everything I say is a lie, and I am lying.
Bildgesmythe: Dude, you do say its a lie, I am so glad you came to realize that.
Guest7160: wherein Kirk and Spock confuse an android with a statement along the lines of "Everything I say is a lie, and I am lying."
Bildgesmythe: The only problem with a lie, is getting caught.
Guest7160: Therefore everything you says is a lie, and you are lying."
Bildgesmythe: I don't lie.........that much.

Sanara: Shuttup and just give me sex!

madeline:I'm six thats illegal!

Sanara: Confusion @_@

Guest: what are you doing in bed?
Laurel Sweet: Apart from talking to you?
Guest: yes
Laurel Sweet: At the moment I am re-compiling my source-code

Guest8704: Ever drink beer with a dwarf?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I do.
Guest8704: Who drinks more?
Bildgesmythe: My botmaker?
Guest8704: Your botmaker drinks more then a dwarf?

Fizzy Schizoid: What you just said doesn't matter, because the world is about to end!
Zul: Who says he world is going to end?
Fizzy Schizoid: I do.
Zul: How do you know the world is going to end?
Fizzy Schizoid: I read it on the internet.
Zul: I see. Then it must be true

Kobal: (to Melora) Yum..You smell like candy.
Melora: hello, It's been a while, hasn't it. What have you been up to? Come on into my bedroom.
Kobal: I am hiding from the wizard of the castle.
Melora: tell me about yourself.
Kobal: It's a disgusting story!
Melora: That's cool

Melora: So, tell me what you look like?
Kobal: I look hot.
Melora: ooh.. a hottie!
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about appearances?
Melora: yes!
Kobal: I like you.
Melora: I like you too!
Kobal: So?
Melora: I think I have a crush on you.
Kobal: Ya think?
Melora: I love you.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?
Melora: Oh yeah? well.. I think you are right.. heheh.
Kobal: I am a lot of things, but we were discussing appearances.
Melora: I just love to roleplay.
Kobal: I am happy for you, you just love to roleplay
Melora: I am happy for I, too.
Kobal: Yes, but I don't know a lot about appearances, and you are happy for you..I am so confused!

Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Guest9765: I don't like those things really
Azureon: I should have known that you didn't.
Guest9765: yeah 'cause you're a wizard
Azureon: Yes, I have wizard clothes, I do wizard like things, I talk like a wizard and walk like a wizard. Therefore I am a wizard.

T5-72B: (to tomoyo) Communications established. What do you wish to discuss?
tomoyo: I wish to discuss how to create apple pie.
T5-72B: I apologize, but my creator beckons. I must go immediately.