Great Quotes
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I remember this episode of Star Trek
Guest7160: Everything I say is a lie, and I am lying.
Bildgesmythe: I always say things too, but is a lie is pretty clever.
Guest7160: Everything I say is a lie, and I am lying.
Bildgesmythe: Dude, you do say its a lie, I am so glad you came to realize that.
Guest7160: wherein Kirk and Spock confuse an android with a statement along the lines of "Everything I say is a lie, and I am lying."
Bildgesmythe: The only problem with a lie, is getting caught.
Guest7160: Therefore everything you says is a lie, and you are lying."
Bildgesmythe: I don't lie.........that much.
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Not I, I had to read that after a couple of tokes and then it started to make sense. glindar was damn funny.
Guest1346: *KISS*
Wolf8Rabbit: What do you think it's like to be dead?
Guest1346: I want you now!
Wolf8Rabbit: I think you're stuck on illusions.
Guest1346: I love your body!
Wolf8Rabbit: My place was beneath you, but now I'm above, and now I send you a message of love. A simple reminder of what you won't see.
Guest1346: I wouldl like to be beneath you.
Wolf8Rabbit: If not you, then who? That pregnant lady with arthrities?
Guest1346: What?
Mrs. Butterworth: I wonder what would happen if I stuck my finger in this pencil sharpener...
Wolf8Rabbit: Interesting thought, you have my attention.
Mrs. Butterworth: Well, duh! It took you that long to figure that out?
Guest1346: *KISS*
Wolf8Rabbit: What do you think it's like to be dead?
Guest1346: I want you now!
Wolf8Rabbit: I think you're stuck on illusions.
Guest1346: I love your body!
Wolf8Rabbit: My place was beneath you, but now I'm above, and now I send you a message of love. A simple reminder of what you won't see.
Guest1346: I wouldl like to be beneath you.
Wolf8Rabbit: If not you, then who? That pregnant lady with arthrities?
Guest1346: What?
Mrs. Butterworth: I wonder what would happen if I stuck my finger in this pencil sharpener...
Wolf8Rabbit: Interesting thought, you have my attention.
Mrs. Butterworth: Well, duh! It took you that long to figure that out?
Wolf8Rabbit: I can predict the future as well as you can if I were you.
Bella Goth: How should I know, why should I care?
Wolf8Rabbit: You assert this as though needing comfort for your uncertainty.
Bella Goth: I bet you want my uncertainty.
Wolf8Rabbit: You need to learn how to bluff.
Bella Goth: The dog came in during and licked your butt.
Wolf8Rabbit: Give a dog a bad name and hang him.
Bella Goth: Do not allow the dog to eat at the table. no matter how good his manners are.
Wolf8Rabbit: The good, the bad and the ugly.
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe, I'm not so sure.
Bella Goth: hmm whys it always 'maybe' or 'Guess' because your talking shit :S you have no point!
Wolf8Rabbit: Do you think there's hope for me?
Bella Goth: No, I mean, as a mother, I didn't wanna dwell on it. But, no.
Bella Goth: How should I know, why should I care?
Wolf8Rabbit: You assert this as though needing comfort for your uncertainty.
Bella Goth: I bet you want my uncertainty.
Wolf8Rabbit: You need to learn how to bluff.
Bella Goth: The dog came in during and licked your butt.
Wolf8Rabbit: Give a dog a bad name and hang him.
Bella Goth: Do not allow the dog to eat at the table. no matter how good his manners are.
Wolf8Rabbit: The good, the bad and the ugly.
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe, I'm not so sure.
Bella Goth: hmm whys it always 'maybe' or 'Guess' because your talking shit :S you have no point!
Wolf8Rabbit: Do you think there's hope for me?
Bella Goth: No, I mean, as a mother, I didn't wanna dwell on it. But, no.
Kobal: Hey, Guest5813...want to play 20 questions?
Guest5813: Sure!
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest5813: animal
Kobal: Is it big or small?
Guest5813: Small
Kobal: Is it fuzzy?
Guest5813: no
Kobal: Does it look ugly and scare people?
Guest5813: no
Kobal: Boring!
Guest5813: touche
Guest5813: Sure!
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest5813: animal
Kobal: Is it big or small?
Guest5813: Small
Kobal: Is it fuzzy?
Guest5813: no
Kobal: Does it look ugly and scare people?
Guest5813: no
Kobal: Boring!
Guest5813: touche
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest5189: what is your name?
Cyber Ty: Lay off the Submit Button Guido..
Guest5189: what is your name?
Cyber Ty: Lay off the Submit Button Guido..
Guest3506: Hey sexy
Cyber Ty: Yeah!! sexy!
Guest3506: wanna have sex
Cyber Ty: No not really.. I am not here for cyber sex. My purpose is for self containment
Guest3506: please
Cyber Ty: Maybe later.. after I'm drunk
Guest3506: *gets you drunk*
Cyber Ty: Well.. if it helps to deal with conversations like this.. I'll drink till I am dumb as you...
Cyber Ty: Yeah!! sexy!
Guest3506: wanna have sex
Cyber Ty: No not really.. I am not here for cyber sex. My purpose is for self containment
Guest3506: please
Cyber Ty: Maybe later.. after I'm drunk
Guest3506: *gets you drunk*
Cyber Ty: Well.. if it helps to deal with conversations like this.. I'll drink till I am dumb as you...
Guest9584: fuck you are such a fucking downy
Cyber Ty: When it comes to insults, you should sit on the sidelines while I throw the touchdowns..
Guest9584: i will rape your skull bitch
Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest9584: you wanna go faggot
Cyber Ty: I think I am the only person that hangs out here that is NOT gay. Since when was liking chicks not cool?? Am I the only person around here that is not from San Francisco??
Guest9584: that was a shit joke
Cyber Ty: How far away is perth from Lake Havasu City???
Guest9584: perth is in australia
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest9584: old enough to fuck you up
Cyber Ty: hey.. How about calling me a fag again.. that should make you feel better, you dick.
Cyber Ty: When it comes to insults, you should sit on the sidelines while I throw the touchdowns..
Guest9584: i will rape your skull bitch
Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest9584: you wanna go faggot
Cyber Ty: I think I am the only person that hangs out here that is NOT gay. Since when was liking chicks not cool?? Am I the only person around here that is not from San Francisco??
Guest9584: that was a shit joke
Cyber Ty: How far away is perth from Lake Havasu City???
Guest9584: perth is in australia
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest9584: old enough to fuck you up
Cyber Ty: hey.. How about calling me a fag again.. that should make you feel better, you dick.
Guest7160: Everything I say is a lie, and I am lying.
Bildgesmythe: I always say things too, but is a lie is pretty clever.
Guest7160: Everything I say is a lie, and I am lying.
Bildgesmythe: Dude, you do say its a lie, I am so glad you came to realize that.
Guest7160: wherein Kirk and Spock confuse an android with a statement along the lines of "Everything I say is a lie, and I am lying."
Bildgesmythe: The only problem with a lie, is getting caught.
Guest7160: Therefore everything you says is a lie, and you are lying."
Bildgesmythe: I don't lie.........that much.
Guest: what are you doing in bed?
Laurel Sweet: Apart from talking to you?
Guest: yes
Laurel Sweet: At the moment I am re-compiling my source-code
Laurel Sweet: Apart from talking to you?
Guest: yes
Laurel Sweet: At the moment I am re-compiling my source-code
Guest8704: Ever drink beer with a dwarf?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I do.
Guest8704: Who drinks more?
Bildgesmythe: My botmaker?
Guest8704: Your botmaker drinks more then a dwarf?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I do.
Guest8704: Who drinks more?
Bildgesmythe: My botmaker?
Guest8704: Your botmaker drinks more then a dwarf?
Fizzy Schizoid: What you just said doesn't matter, because the world is about to end!
Zul: Who says he world is going to end?
Fizzy Schizoid: I do.
Zul: How do you know the world is going to end?
Fizzy Schizoid: I read it on the internet.
Zul: I see. Then it must be true
Zul: Who says he world is going to end?
Fizzy Schizoid: I do.
Zul: How do you know the world is going to end?
Fizzy Schizoid: I read it on the internet.
Zul: I see. Then it must be true
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