Doghead's Cosmic Bar

In response to Message 1616: King James was a good translation, it's just that the language has changed since then. Speaking of Bible translations, did you know that modern Greeks have to have a Greek translation of the Greek New Testament?

Pretty good Butterfly - its a bundle of nerves in the brain. However, since it wasn't exact you only get a Doug'd's Not-Very-Special and a Get Out Of Jail For A Very Small Fee card. Sorry, that's the best I can do. My hands are tied.

Talk about irony, I can't get into the Bug Stomp funhouse... I really wanted to be "bug-stomping in coolness" like the Prof

Fair enough, that's the best I could do with this dumbed-down Merriam-Webster I keep next to the computer.

Good lord, I've seen Dogh'd's specials. If those are special, imagine the not-so-specials.

Everyone seems to be asleep at the bar. I'll have my bot buy you all drinks (I'm out of money).

*buys round of drinks*
*puts a nickle in the back of the DJ*

Drinks aren't round, they're cylindrical!

Hey! Hands off, buddy! That's the plug for my recharge station, if you must know. Either way, thanks for the change!

Can I borrow your recharge station? I'm a little tired out from my hike.

*Snatches back Steve Slacker's round drink*
Hey buddy, if you don't like the shape of my drinks, buy your own!

I'd have to reconfigure it. Do you use Micronium or Farnirian batteries? I don't want to blow you up, you know

I was built out of spare parts on Earth, so I actually use car batteries. But I have the ability to convert pretty much any source of electricity -- just as long as the plug is the right shape.