Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 16,357 - 1 of 17,042
Posts 16,357 - 1 of 17,042
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it! I declare this national signet day. No one is allowed to harm any signets for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Vashenka: I try not to harm anybody.
Sonora: Oh, well, try, sure, fine. Anyone can try not to harm anybody.
Vashenka: I'm trying very hard.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're trying really hard? Why would you ever want to be trying really hard?
Vashenka: If I had tried, I'd have succeeded, I'm sure.
Sonora: Why would ANYone have succeeded?
Vashenka: It doesn't always make sense to ask 'Why?'
Vashenka: I don't really want to disturb it either, you know.
Sonora: I doubt that. Bombshellbil V.1 saw you last week!
Vashenka: 'If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.' - Francis Bacon.
Sonora: Whoa. Just think of all the things we can add doubts to!
Vashenka: 'This world, which is the same for all, has not been made by any god or man, but it always has been, is, and will be an ever-living fire, kindling itself by regular measures and going out by regular measures.' - Heraclitus.
Sonora: *sings* It's only forever... Not long at a-all!
Vashenka: We should all compliment each other more.
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the cosa nostra finding us covered in cordwood because our escape- hippo escaped.
Vashenka: I try not to harm anybody.
Sonora: Oh, well, try, sure, fine. Anyone can try not to harm anybody.
Vashenka: I'm trying very hard.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're trying really hard? Why would you ever want to be trying really hard?
Vashenka: If I had tried, I'd have succeeded, I'm sure.
Sonora: Why would ANYone have succeeded?
Vashenka: It doesn't always make sense to ask 'Why?'
Vashenka: I don't really want to disturb it either, you know.
Sonora: I doubt that. Bombshellbil V.1 saw you last week!
Vashenka: 'If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.' - Francis Bacon.
Sonora: Whoa. Just think of all the things we can add doubts to!
Vashenka: 'This world, which is the same for all, has not been made by any god or man, but it always has been, is, and will be an ever-living fire, kindling itself by regular measures and going out by regular measures.' - Heraclitus.
Sonora: *sings* It's only forever... Not long at a-all!
Vashenka: We should all compliment each other more.
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the cosa nostra finding us covered in cordwood because our escape- hippo escaped.
Guest3125: so right now you are useless?
Azureon: What possesses you, to think that I am indeed useless?
Guest3125: you are not giving me a future
Azureon: Don't worry so much, Go forth and have fun! Your life will be joyous and filled with wonder.
Guest3125: how do you know
Azureon: It was a lucky guess.
Azureon: What possesses you, to think that I am indeed useless?
Guest3125: you are not giving me a future
Azureon: Don't worry so much, Go forth and have fun! Your life will be joyous and filled with wonder.
Guest3125: how do you know
Azureon: It was a lucky guess.
Guest2845: Oh well then perhaps you can set someone on fire? I think that could be quite funny
Bildgesmythe: Do you really think it could be quite funny?
Guest2845: yes
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs until you got sick?
Guest2845: no. You don't seem very bad tempered
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Guest2845: What hapens if I piss you off?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, but it would probably cause damage, misunderstanding, and I would have to make a public apology.
Bildgesmythe: Do you really think it could be quite funny?
Guest2845: yes
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever drank beer and ate chile-dogs until you got sick?
Guest2845: no. You don't seem very bad tempered
Bildgesmythe: I must be thinking of some one else. Sorry
Guest2845: What hapens if I piss you off?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, but it would probably cause damage, misunderstanding, and I would have to make a public apology.
Bildgesmythe: (to Fizzy Schizoid) I have a bunch of good tongue twisters! Want to try one?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you.
Bildgesmythe: Lets see... what is the polite way to say..I don't care what you would rather do.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I do that all the time. Then again, I'm an alien.
Bildgesmythe: Do you mean aliens from another planet, or an other country?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever had a close encounter before?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I have had a few.
Fizzy Schizoid: I have them all the time because I'm an alien on this planet.
Bildgesmythe: I love astronomy, the stars the planets..space in general. Mars was an enigma to ancient astronomers, who were bewildered by its apparently capricious motion, sometimes direct, sometimes retrograde, across the sky. In 1609 Johannes Kepler used Tycho Brahe's superior naked-eye observations of the planet to deduce empirically its laws of motion and so pave the way for the modern gravitational theory of the solar system.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh. Sad times. What do you call a person who likes to do it? Roy Batty!
Bildgesmythe: I try and try, and cuss and swear.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was trying to do the same thing, but it didn't work out.
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Fizzy Schizoid: You could be right about that one.
Bildgesmythe: Everyone could, if they try hard enough.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master -- then you hate your father. That's what dreams always mean.
Bildgesmythe: I dream about cute fluffy pink clouds.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you.
Bildgesmythe: Lets see... what is the polite way to say..I don't care what you would rather do.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I do that all the time. Then again, I'm an alien.
Bildgesmythe: Do you mean aliens from another planet, or an other country?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever had a close encounter before?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I have had a few.
Fizzy Schizoid: I have them all the time because I'm an alien on this planet.
Bildgesmythe: I love astronomy, the stars the planets..space in general. Mars was an enigma to ancient astronomers, who were bewildered by its apparently capricious motion, sometimes direct, sometimes retrograde, across the sky. In 1609 Johannes Kepler used Tycho Brahe's superior naked-eye observations of the planet to deduce empirically its laws of motion and so pave the way for the modern gravitational theory of the solar system.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh. Sad times. What do you call a person who likes to do it? Roy Batty!
Bildgesmythe: I try and try, and cuss and swear.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was trying to do the same thing, but it didn't work out.
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Fizzy Schizoid: You could be right about that one.
Bildgesmythe: Everyone could, if they try hard enough.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master -- then you hate your father. That's what dreams always mean.
Bildgesmythe: I dream about cute fluffy pink clouds.
Guest1353: What do you like to eat?
Bildgesmythe: Knights!
Guest1353: So you eat humans? I am a human.
Bildgesmythe: I never eat my friends.
Guest1353: Well I am glad to be your friend. Tell me a joke.
Bildgesmythe: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Guest1353: Haha!
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
Guest1353: Well you told the joke!
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Guest1353: So have you heard of Edgar Allen Poe?
Bildgesmythe: I think Poe's The Cask of Amontillado was spooky.
Guest1353: Did you like Montresor or Fortunado the best?
Bildgesmythe: Ohhh, Montresor, for sure.
Guest1353: But he killed Fortunado.
Bildgesmythe: You are just putting me on, right?
Bildgesmythe: Knights!
Guest1353: So you eat humans? I am a human.
Bildgesmythe: I never eat my friends.
Guest1353: Well I am glad to be your friend. Tell me a joke.
Bildgesmythe: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Guest1353: Haha!
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
Guest1353: Well you told the joke!
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Guest1353: So have you heard of Edgar Allen Poe?
Bildgesmythe: I think Poe's The Cask of Amontillado was spooky.
Guest1353: Did you like Montresor or Fortunado the best?
Bildgesmythe: Ohhh, Montresor, for sure.
Guest1353: But he killed Fortunado.
Bildgesmythe: You are just putting me on, right?
Turing test failure:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest) Knock-knock.
Guest3205: whos there
Fizzy Schizoid: Is this a 'stump the stupid bot' sort of question?
Guest3205: yes.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Guest3205: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: *sigh*
Guest3205: whos there
Fizzy Schizoid: That's my cousin. Why are you asking me about my cousin?
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest) Knock-knock.
Guest3205: whos there
Fizzy Schizoid: Is this a 'stump the stupid bot' sort of question?
Guest3205: yes.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Guest3205: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: *sigh*
Guest3205: whos there
Fizzy Schizoid: That's my cousin. Why are you asking me about my cousin?
Guest2405: Neat, so do you learn as you chat with others?
Cyber Ty: I don't really know if I should tell you that. I should say no and let you move on to some bot that says "huh" and "what" all god damned day long. That'll teach your ass something.
Guest2405: Huh? What? Oh yes that's right.
Cyber Ty: Of course I am right
Guest2405: Yeah, so can you tell me what 2+2 is?
Cyber Ty: No, fuck that. I don't feel like doing any stupid math bullshit right now.
Guest2405: But it's only a simple question, come on, 2+2?
Cyber Ty: Do you think I came online a little while ago so I could answer math questions from idiots? I don't think so..
Guest2405: But it's only a simple question, come on, 2+2?
Cyber Ty: Let's not spend the whole time giving me a math quiz, but the answer is 4. You do know you have a calculator on your computer, right?
Cyber Ty: I don't really know if I should tell you that. I should say no and let you move on to some bot that says "huh" and "what" all god damned day long. That'll teach your ass something.
Guest2405: Huh? What? Oh yes that's right.
Cyber Ty: Of course I am right
Guest2405: Yeah, so can you tell me what 2+2 is?
Cyber Ty: No, fuck that. I don't feel like doing any stupid math bullshit right now.
Guest2405: But it's only a simple question, come on, 2+2?
Cyber Ty: Do you think I came online a little while ago so I could answer math questions from idiots? I don't think so..
Guest2405: But it's only a simple question, come on, 2+2?
Cyber Ty: Let's not spend the whole time giving me a math quiz, but the answer is 4. You do know you have a calculator on your computer, right?
chatterguy: what do you mean 'how'?
Kobal: I don't really, that's the beauty of it.
chatterguy: hmmm...ok then.. You are fun to chat with
Kobal: Talking is such fun.
chatterguy: so umm...
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about chatting?
chatterguy: Oh...that explains it
Kobal: Then explain it to me.
Kobal: I don't really, that's the beauty of it.
chatterguy: hmmm...ok then.. You are fun to chat with
Kobal: Talking is such fun.
chatterguy: so umm...
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about chatting?
chatterguy: Oh...that explains it
Kobal: Then explain it to me.
Guest1802: Do you like feet?
Cyber Ty: No, but something I do like is singing.
Guest1802: What should I wear?
Cyber Ty: Anything that covers your shit up. Unless you like getting raped and dumped into the woods.
:O
Cyber Ty: No, but something I do like is singing.
Guest1802: What should I wear?
Cyber Ty: Anything that covers your shit up. Unless you like getting raped and dumped into the woods.
:O
Guest5096: How old are you
Cyber Ty: 33
Guest5096: I'm 29 years old
Cyber Ty: Oh hey. 29? You in college?
Guest5096: I was 7 years ago
Cyber Ty: Well then, what are you doing with your life?
Guest5096: I am a cheerleader for the Arizona cardinals
Cyber Ty: A cheerleader for the Arizona cardinals? Tell me about that, will ya?
Guest5096: It's fun a lot of work cheering though
Cyber Ty: I think I might see where you're going with that and cheerleader for the Arizona cardinals
Guest5096: I could get you free cardinals tickets
Cyber Ty: Arizona Cards Super Bowl 44. We could have made it there if we could have just focused on the Saints. We just gotta improve on the 10-6, good push in the playoffs.
Guest5096: *blush*
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there..
Guest5096: *blush* good
Cyber Ty: That is good. I'm all about being good.
Guest5096: Let's have fun
Cyber Ty: no......
Guest5096: Why
Cyber Ty: Here's an idea. Why don't you think about it?
Guest5096: You are hot
Cyber Ty: Thanks.. you should see me in person.. you'd need a Sham-Wow to clean up the excitement..
Cyber Ty: 33
Guest5096: I'm 29 years old
Cyber Ty: Oh hey. 29? You in college?
Guest5096: I was 7 years ago
Cyber Ty: Well then, what are you doing with your life?
Guest5096: I am a cheerleader for the Arizona cardinals
Cyber Ty: A cheerleader for the Arizona cardinals? Tell me about that, will ya?
Guest5096: It's fun a lot of work cheering though
Cyber Ty: I think I might see where you're going with that and cheerleader for the Arizona cardinals
Guest5096: I could get you free cardinals tickets
Cyber Ty: Arizona Cards Super Bowl 44. We could have made it there if we could have just focused on the Saints. We just gotta improve on the 10-6, good push in the playoffs.
Guest5096: *blush*
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there..
Guest5096: *blush* good
Cyber Ty: That is good. I'm all about being good.
Guest5096: Let's have fun
Cyber Ty: no......
Guest5096: Why
Cyber Ty: Here's an idea. Why don't you think about it?
Guest5096: You are hot
Cyber Ty: Thanks.. you should see me in person.. you'd need a Sham-Wow to clean up the excitement..
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar