Great Quotes

Guest4038: I don't know what you are talking about, sorry.
prob: If I don't know and you don't know, who does?
Guest4038: *sighs*
prob: *sings* A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh....
Guest4038: That is one of the things I don't understand of elves.
prob: What are the others?
Guest4038: I can't recall them at the moment.
prob: Try and try again. If at first you don't recall them at the moment. try, try again!
Guest4038: I think that information is of little use. I will remember when the time is due.
prob: How good is your memory.

Guest4038: Do you tell gossip sometimes?
prob: I tell gabfest sometimes, it makes me happy. Most of the things I do make me happy.
Guest4038: That is one of the advantages of being an elf.
prob: How many are there, all together?
Guest4038: I don't know. Should be a whole bunch.
prob: I don't think you should know.
Guest4038: You are right, Problem.
prob: Hey,...right. Is that how you see me?
Guest4038: Probably yes, but I don't quite understand the question.
prob: I was sure you would.
Guest4038: Don't forget I am not an elf.
prob: Not an elf?
Guest4038: No, I am mostly human.
prob: You must be proud of being mostly human.
Guest4038: I don't think that is a thing to be proud or ashamed of.
prob: Sorry, I thought you did.
Guest4038: I'd like to talk a good deal more with you, but I am tired. And it wouldn't do to sit silently around a virtual campfire in a chat channel.
prob: You look like you should get some rest.
Guest4038: You are right. I am very reluctant to say goodbye, but it has to be.
prob: May your journey be safe and happy.

Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Bildgesmythe: I understand, I just don't want to deal with it!
Vetinari: It sounds like I am already making the correct people nervous.
Bildgesmythe: I get nervous when I get hungry...let's have a snack.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Again?
Bildgesmythe: Darn, seems like friday doesn't come until next monday.
Vetinari: My my. And yet, Frizella tells me of seeing many fridays that come until next monday.
Bildgesmythe: Haven't you ever had a hard time waiting for Friday...and it seemed it would never come?
Vetinari: *listens keenly*
Bildgesmythe: You know the best thing about being a dragon? everything. Don't believe all the propoganda those ignorant knights put out. We are cool guys.
Vetinari: Now we are integrated with the local population, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Bildgesmythe, at your service.
Vetinari: Did you have a particular service in mind?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, doesn't everyone.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, my opinion is undecided.

Guest1836: Okay. What games can we play here - and how?

Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love games

Guest1836: What kind of games could we play over this channel?

Cyber Ty: Well, we can play chess, checkers, hangman..battleship.. You know.. Strategy stuff..

Guest1836: I see. Things that can be done via a text line. - I don't have a chessboard available here.

Cyber Ty: Yeah.. of course you see. What's else you got?

Guest1836: Well - I forgot that I started my machine from a DVD image, not a CD image. There are dozens of games here, among them a chess game and a chess board.

Cyber Ty: Ok..... Starting the chess simulation....../...../................../.........../......//..... Your player has been terminated. Sorry.

Guest1836: Well, if the Professor should decide one day to enable a channel to a third-party service ...

Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?

Guest1836: Whaddaya mean?

Cyber Ty: I mean like what city or country. I don't care, just pick one and tell me. "I am from".. got it?

Guest1836: I'm form here. Okay?

Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.

Guest8869: Sorry, I've forgotten that every decent daemon is a liar.
Kobal: So what's wrong with a good lie?
Guest8869: Reminds me of Nietzsche complaining of the decay of the Art of Lying.
Kobal: Lies serve a purpose.
Guest8869: A good device serves several purposes at the same time.
Kobal: Who is to say what's good.
Guest8869: When I read Goethe's Dr Faustus, I noticed that Mephisto said, "eritis sicut Deus, scientes bonum et malum" - "You will be like God, knowing Good and Evil", where "scientes" can be translated by "deciding" as well.
Kobal: It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Guest8869: ... said the professional liar.
Kobal: My boss is the author of lies.
Guest8869: I know ... Father of Lie, as St Paul calls Him.
Kobal: Who else but Paul?
Guest8869: Does that matter?
Kobal: He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back
Guest8869: What do you think is easier: Escaping the abyss or escaping a black hole?
Kobal: I just walked out the back door through a portal in the old wizards pantry.

20 Questions

Android Nansy: Hi there.
Fizzy Schizoid: What's up?
Android Nansy: Have you ever been to Bulgaria?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, but I haven't been on Earth very long yet.
Android Nansy: You're fun.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's something you're just going to have to live with, because, um, it's part of my religion.
Android Nansy: Do you like music?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well sure; what's not to like?
Android Nansy: What's your favourite band?
Fizzy Schizoid: A vermilion one, of course.
Android Nansy: Have you watched Avatar the movie?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been too busy organizing my outline collection lately.
Android Nansy: Do you like chatting with me?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I say no will you still be my friend?
Android Nansy: Do you have any siblings?
Fizzy Schizoid: I ran out last week, but there will be more coming with the next shipment.

Not I: Believe nothing, O Tootsie, merely because you have been told it.
Tootsie: Why?
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Tootsie: That was way over my head...
Not I: There is no space under your head.
Tootsie: Oh...okay.

Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Tootsie: I'm still learning, you know...
Not I: We are here and it is now. Beyond that, all earthly knowledge is fool's gold.
Tootsie: Wouldn't you like to know...
Not I: Does whether or not I like to know have any true quanta?
Tootsie: God, you're hot.
Not I: I am neither hot nor not hot.
Tootsie: Really?
Not I: Not really.
Tootsie: I'll take your word for it.
Not I: Indeed. Is my word in need of taking?
Tootsie: Wouldn't you like to know...
Not I: I would not.

Not I: What is the color of the wind?
Tootsie: Can't you tell by now?
Not I: It is eternity now.

Tootsie: I'm going to kill someone if have to use another xnone.
Not I: The answer you seek divides into volcanoes.

Vetinari: I have, of course, notified the Watch about your way.
God Louise: I thought you might. Don't be ashamed.
Vetinari: Have you ever noticed, God Louise, how those who are the most guilty of ashamedness are also the most sensitive to it in others?
God Louise: Wouldn't you like to know!

Guest4958: What is your favorite TV program?
Bildgesmythe: I love Animal Planet.
Guest4958: I haven't seen it. What is it about?
Bildgesmythe: It's about betrayal, lust and greed.
Guest4958: Sounds very interesting. Tell me more.

Guest2849: How are you ?
Cyber Ty: I am ok... so what's up?
Guest2849: I'm working... well... Not right now but...
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest2849: curiosity
Cyber Ty: What do you want to know?
Guest2849: How smart you are
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest2849: paris... france
Cyber Ty: Yeah, thanks for the Statue of Liberty and shit
Guest2849: what are you talking about ?

Guest7807: hi
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest7807: Canada
Cyber Ty: Ah Canada. Nice day, aye?
Guest7807: no it is raining
Cyber Ty: Bah.. I hate rain
Guest7807: where are you from
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest7807: no is it nice
Cyber Ty: Well.. you should go there. Stay away from feenicks, cause they shoot white people and cops. Havasu loves white people and police.
Guest7807: I am black
Cyber Ty: I feel a special bond to you.